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Approximately 30 Days of Being Just like GP Day 14: Small Boobs Approximately 30 Days of Being Just like GP Day 14: Small Boobs

I personally could probably use a big revamp to my linger- I mean underwear drawer.

Approximately 30 Days of Being Just like GP Day 13: Joy Approximately 30 Days of Being Just like GP Day 13: Joy

Admittedly the clutter in my home is insane. Like GP I have two children. Most days, for me, it is all I can do to make sure my kids remain clean and well fed. If I had the time I would love to step up my game and be more organized.

Approximately 30 days of Being Just Like GP, Day 12: Getting Old  Approximately 30 days of Being Just Like GP, Day 12: Getting Old 

As I exit my 30s this year, I have no so much worried about aging as I have developed a concern for being healthier. It would seem GP shares this concern and her most recent goop entry shills for a new book called:

Approximately 30 days of Being Just Like GP, Day 11: Anthropology Approximately 30 days of Being Just Like GP, Day 11: Anthropology

Perusing GP’s Wikipedia today, I noticed in her biography of academic accomplishments, it mentioned:

Approximately 30 days of Being Just Like GP, Day 10: Facials Approximately 30 days of Being Just Like GP, Day 10: Facials

According to Daily Mail, GP has been taking her daughter Apple for facials at the tender age of 11.

Approximately 30 days of Being Just Like GP, Day 9: Exclusivity Approximately 30 days of Being Just Like GP, Day 9: Exclusivity

Daily Mail reports that GP is a major financial backer for a new Arts Club in Los Angeles where the elite can go to exercise, spa, shop, hang out. Only existing members can nominate new members to join the exclusive club or

Approximately 30 days of Being Just Like GP, Day 8: Tampons Approximately 30 days of Being Just Like GP, Day 8: Tampons

GP is probably kicking herself for not starting up a multibillion dollar company like Jessica Alba did, but not to worry because she addresses a concern I once had when deciding on my own feminine products.

Approximately 30 days of Being Just Like GP, Day 7: Looking back  Approximately 30 days of Being Just Like GP, Day 7: Looking back 

Last Wednesday in an interview with People magazine, GP shared this insight into how she feels about herself now at the age of 43 versus and whether she’d like to turn back time.

Approximately 30 days of Being Just Like GP: Day 5 Sex Dust  Approximately 30 days of Being Just Like GP: Day 5 Sex Dust 

Like GP I am a believer in having sex, but sometimes you just don’t have the energy or the motivation.

Approximately 30 days of Being Just Like GP: Day 4 Dude Approximately 30 days of Being Just Like GP: Day 4 Dude

One of my favorite words in my youth, was to refer to my friends and family as “dude” when I found something they said to be funny or strange as a way of expressing affection or frustration.

Approximately 30 days of Being Just Like GP: Day 3  Bone Broth  Approximately 30 days of Being Just Like GP: Day 3  Bone Broth 

It may seem like a fad but truly, bone broth is amazing and healthful for you. GP has an in depth examination of this on her free website.

Approximately 30 days of Being Just Like GP: Day 2 You don't leave home without them.  Approximately 30 days of Being Just Like GP: Day 2 You don't leave home without them. 

When asked what she wouldn’t leave home without on her website GP answered:

Approximately 30 days of Being Just Like GP: Day 1  Approximately 30 days of Being Just Like GP: Day 1 

Gwyneth Paltrow likes underwear. I am also a fan of underwear.

More or Less 30 Days of being JUST LIKE Gwyneth - Introduction  More or Less 30 Days of being JUST LIKE Gwyneth - Introduction 

The thing is, there is nothing exciting that is currently being publicized in GP’s future as a new exciting project she is part of or working on. Without something to countdown towards, I have no discernible goal to count down to (hence the title). 30 days is a realistic number. I hope to exceed it, but let’s face it,…

Still Present

Sort of anyways.

It could still be good bye

I don’t know if I have the burner for this screen name anymore because I thought I wrote it down but then it wouldn’t work but then it did?

Look, I'm not paid to do this.

Not that ANYONE has been looking (which I’m fine with, I’m doing this for me) but I am sorry for not being vigilant about this whole blogging thing. I only do it at work, when I have free time, and that has been difficult as of late.

Friday Friday Friday! 

Thank goodness it is Friday.

A Reminder 

In case you did not already know, please continue to read our former favorite sub-blog writers as they have moved on from Gawker Media.

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