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It's the car we need, not the one we deserve It's the car we need, not the one we deserve

Or did I get that backwards?

Freelance Writing Gigs..... Freelance Writing Gigs.....

So.... I got a new gig. it’s more of a passion project, and writing keeps me sane while I do my real life gig ( sales for fleet tracking) so, I’ll be updating you guys on it if you are into really nerdy things, besides cars...which I also love.

Here you go, you bastards. Here you go, you bastards.

Scarlett Johanson riding an electric Harley Davidson protoype... that’s really all you need to know.

So I saw a Mirai in the wild.

One like this. It was fucking hideous. it looked like an old Ford probe that had been somehow over inflated like a baloon. The styling just screamed early 90's leftover parts bin. I know that isn’t the case, but it was fucking hideous. What the fuck is wrong with Toyota these days?

If you aren't watching.... If you aren't watching....

Ash Vs. The Evil Dead... you’re missing out... But I’m a weirdo and I like such things.... And also, I owned one of those cars once upon a time.

This is Click bait.... But it's click bait that I wrote This is Click bait.... But it's click bait that I wrote

Well, actually is is the first step in linking to the click bait that I wrote..... Just click on it if you’re interested in what the top ten selling e-bikes on Amazon are....But I did write it... If you aren’t interested... Don’t click. For your trouble, I am including a pic of my e-scooter that I restored.

2018 E-Bike reviews up now

Ridden, written and tested by yours truly! Feedback is welcome! Click here, freaks!

I'm Finally Getting Published!

Granted, it isn’t huge, but I’m writing again and it feels great! Here is a link via my blog to the e-bike site. At the moment it is just going to be e-bikes, but if we can drive up readership (hint, hunt, wink wink), we can expand into bigger better things to review.

Long time, no see, Oppo! Long time, no see, Oppo!

Are we still keeping it weird? I hope so, cause I’m dropping this off for you!

Did I Mention I have an mostly car pic instagram now?

I’ve had it for a while actually.... much less spammy than what I’ve been seeing around here recently....anyway, you can find me at #parkedinsandiego

Seems like Ford S.A.  has a bit of a problem right now...

I’m not 100% on the details, but it seems the Ford Kuga, a small SUV made by Ford in South Africa ha s the distinction of bursting into flame. Probably not an option you check off the list when you are buying your new car. Any SA oppos care to chime in here on what you’ve heard? I only know about it because of some…

I'm in Arizona now.....

why do people live here?

Speak to me of your experience using Tirerack.com Speak to me of your experience using Tirerack.com

As your reward for participation... I give you a photo of a tire rack.

And now for something Swedish that isn't a Volvo And now for something Swedish that isn't a Volvo

While watching this, imagine the time it took to design this thing.

My new job doesn't give me a lot of time to spend with you clowns! My new job doesn't give me a lot of time to spend with you clowns!

Well, I say new, but I’ve been there for about 8 months now.....either way, not too much time to be here when I’m at work.....so I have this song for you!

Let me be the first to welcome our new master.... Let me be the first to welcome our new master....

If this is the end, remember, I’ve got a refuge set up at r/oppositelock should it come to that.

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