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[whistful sigh] [whistful sigh]

I have seen in person only one manual E61. It has been an extreme pipe dream of owning one in this lovely blue. Seeing one a BaT reminded me of all the things I will never get to own. Even the E91 is beyond my reach.

Oops. Oops.

Indulged a little too heavily yesterday, and then I ate an entire pizza around midnight... Not the greatest sleep plus I had to lay in bed for an extra three hours to assess: “Am I gonna lose it, or can I hold it down?” Happy to report I did indeed hold it down.

Le sigh. Le sigh.

Nobody has a brake master cylinder in stock. In fact, no one has any at all, even nationally. O’Reilly’s can send me a remanufactured one from California — but without a reservoir... That’s good because I don’t really need brake fluid for my brakes.

Master cylinder failed. Master cylinder failed.

That’s all brake fluid on the ground.

Happy Friday! Happy Friday!

I have a coworker who has been in a bit of a sour mood this week. He also hates Spongebob Squarepants. So I printed about 20 of these and taped them all over his office:

I'm not sure what I want more. I'm not sure what I want more.

The Chevy Luv, or the floofy boi!

Maximum doggo Maximum doggo

Two beds fully utilized. Or... Each half utilized... 🤔

Good morning. Good morning.

Someone infiltrated my cube, lowered my chair, and left me this.

Summer is here! Summer is here!

[Consults calendar] Wait, that’s not right 🤔

Chocolate Toast Crunch: The Oppositelock Review Chocolate Toast Crunch: The Oppositelock Review

Cereal reviews are back after a long hiatus.

Come on, Luna. I needs mah space! Come on, Luna. I needs mah space!

I worked 57 hours, and on my day off I’m assaulted by the whines of Ms. Whiny-McWineface here.

Hey, Oppo. Hey, Oppo.

How we all doing? I’m currently training someone, and were at the “you do everything without me and then I’ll critique the hell out of your work after” stage, so I’ve got a lot of free time at this project. So in addition to saying hi, I will also post the house across the street, here on Bainbridge Island.

Here's a blue CT 200h F-Sport with blacked-out chrome Here's a blue CT 200h F-Sport with blacked-out chrome

I’d buy that for a dollar... Which is also the current balance of the Land Cruiser Fund 🤔

RWD T-100 SR5 for sale RWD T-100 SR5 for sale

Looks good, but some concerns:

Nice meeting you all last night.  Nice meeting you all last night. 

I met three — THREE! — new people. Whoa.

El oh el El oh el

Guy upstairs is showering... His nasty body water is all over my room. Serves me right for thinking this place was decent 😁

Well, well, well. Well, well, well.

.... Well. Well...!

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