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Project doggo Project doggo

Has no energy for contribution

Just "non-retained" another subcontractor. Just "non-retained" another subcontractor.

This was slightly different, in that they were doing a good job, I suppose, but doing it very slowly and charging an arm an a leg.

While other manufacturers have been implementing the "angry-face" design... While other manufacturers have been implementing the "angry-face" design...

... Volvo has been mastering the “angry-butt” design!

Help me find an OEM bug/stone shield! Help me find an OEM bug/stone shield!

The brow of my hood is getting chewed apart. Looked through the forums, OEM parts, aftermarket parts, eBay, etc. Forums be like, “Yep they’re rare,” or more commonly, “lol looks stupid it’s not a truck lol.” So meh. Where do I find one?!

What's more obnoxious than PERLATIKS? What's more obnoxious than PERLATIKS?

How ‘bout that one time I owned the CELICAAAAAAAAAAAAA?

Huh. Huh.

An E91 allegedly has less cubic feet behind the seats than a Sportcross. I would have never guessed. The Bimmer would probably have more upright storage, but geez. How does a proper wagon, fall short of one of the most utility-depraved wagons ever sold?

NCoCP: E91 328xi 6MT for $7,999 NCoCP: E91 328xi 6MT for $7,999

These things are stupid rare as it is, let alone a green one with that interior package. But the miles... Have a look... What say thee, Oppo?

<3 <3

I’ve got everything I need, right here...

There are always trade-offs. There are always trade-offs.

If we were to swap the Vibe for an RX, that would make my IS the most fuel-efficient vehicle in the fleet. Which is terrifying. But dat cargo capacity! Would make for a good DD/glamping vehicle.

Ow. Ow.

Owowowowow.

I had a SpOoOoOkY dream... I had a SpOoOoOkY dream...

I dreamt that I had sold my IS and bought two beater SW20 MR2s. They were in about as bad shape as any of my previous Tercels. Each of the MR2s subsequently broke, and I was bumming rides from a friend with a K-car Caravan (my favorite Caravan though!). As I sat in the backseat, I looked out over the bridge — I was in…

🤔 🤔

Does... does the first gen Lexus RX pull off the altezza tail lights, better than an actual Altezza?

Wow Wow

Five Crosstreks in one photo! Dadum-tsst.

Here's something you never see Here's something you never see

A green, two-tone Q7.

😐 That ain't water. 😐 That ain't water.

Pretty sure that’s the piss of an interior painter... 2MM home, of course.

:) :)

Just signed our closing paperwork. Our house is sold, and proceeds have been wired to escrow towards our new home. Absolutely nothing went wrong. I can’t believe it!

Time for my seasonal window-shopping Time for my seasonal window-shopping

As you may not know, I’ve run out of important things to actually shop for. Thus, I’m back to looking up things I will never buy. In today’s case: Golfy things.

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