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I haven't done a doggo update in a while. Would you like to hear about Luna? "Umm--" Great. Here it comes: I haven't done a doggo update in a while. Would you like to hear about Luna? "Umm--" Great. Here it comes:

She is good dog. I wish she liked me more than squirrels, but three years in, it's probably just the way things will be. Other than that, no complaints. 

I blame all of you. I blame all of you.

You rat bastards and all your fancy new car-buyin’s. The guy in Or-Ree-gone with the T100 has already lowered his price to 5,900. He lowered it after just two days, which says to me he’ll take even less.

It was great while it lasted (plus longbed content) It was great while it lasted (plus longbed content)

The weather here has been absolutely perfect the last three weeks. All sun and no warmer than 66 degrees Freedom Units. But we’ve been living on borrowed time. PNW autumn will soon begin for reals.

Another T100 for sale Another T100 for sale

High miles, but every record ever. Not seeing much rust underneath. Not as nice as the one from Oregon (plus black? Muh visible swirls!), but cheaper, closer, and still in great shape.

Today was a good day. Today was a good day.

Among other things, we went to Deception Pass and Fort Casey, two of my favorite places on this planet.

Oh no, my pants. Oh no, my pants.

I need this I need this I need this I need oh God help me help hellllllllllp...

So I'm looking at these floor plans for this house I'll be working at next summer... So I'm looking at these floor plans for this house I'll be working at next summer...

And the fact that it has 10 bathrooms is not the most ridiculous thing about it. I present to you: the first floor.

Disarm any Rottweiler with this One Simple Trick!™ Disarm any Rottweiler with this One Simple Trick!™

You won’t BELIEVE what happened!

So I just saw an Audi TT with a bunch of camping gear strapped to the roof and a little "tote" hitch in the back, plus two bikes... So I just saw an Audi TT with a bunch of camping gear strapped to the roof and a little "tote" hitch in the back, plus two bikes...

I mean... if HE can do it... Maybe I should just accessorize the Paseo and get some steelies with some beefy rubber and, boom, camping.

Hi. Hi.

How is everyone?

I was gonna make fun of these gaudy aftermarket wheels... I was gonna make fun of these gaudy aftermarket wheels...

... but, um, I guess they’re OEM 😬😬😬 EDIT: NOPE ZOIDBERG IS WRONG

Always clean up after yourself on the jobsite. Always clean up after yourself on the jobsite.

Just another argument for tile guys to NOT use razorblades.

Came out of a meeting and someone left me a door-ding. Came out of a meeting and someone left me a door-ding.

Even left a little bit of dark red paint in the dimple, which they clearly attempted to rub out with a finger and the promptly gave up, drove away, no note. Between this and the meteorite, it’s not been the luckiest week for my vehicles.

It's past dinner and I'm still working... It's past dinner and I'm still working...

... but I’m now working from the comfort of my home! We finally got the uh, work interface thingie set up... where I can see and use the programs at my work office, but from home... uhh Workstation!... thing. Anyway, no more late hours in my tiny, cold, lonely cubicle 😀

Let's play: Guess That Price! [boos] Tough crowd, tough crowd. Let's play: Guess That Price! [boos] Tough crowd, tough crowd.

Eastlake, Seattle. Duplex, 1700 sq ft, 2 bedrooms, 2.5 baths. Can’t get much closer to the water. What is That Price?!? 🤔🤔🤔

🎃🎃🎃 🎃🎃🎃

Spooky van, spooky house 

Today's house: if it fits, they builds Today's house: if it fits, they builds

Welcome to Mercer Island, WA: a real estate market so completely out of control, it makes West Bellevue look like Everett.

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