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IS300 Sticky Dash: An Introduction IS300 Sticky Dash: An Introduction

I’ve been reading up on this exhaustively for the last month, trying to figure out how to remedy this. My interior is otherwise flawless, so it is especially glaring.

It's raining so hard that my side mirrors are fogged to hell. It's raining so hard that my side mirrors are fogged to hell.

Can’t see shit. Heated mirrors would sure be nice right about now. Parallel parking equals fun. Curse you, first world! But seriously, no bueno.

Fancy AAA, at your service. Fancy AAA, at your service.

Buddy messages me saying he’s got a flat. He got out of his car and could hear PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssss.... and watched his car sink to one side. Bad valve stem. To the Lexus Mobile!

I love it someone cares about attention to detail. I love it someone cares about attention to detail.

Tile guy made the grout line align perfectly with door header.

Facelifted SQ5 Facelifted SQ5

More creases and folds than the senior citizen walking around naked in your gym’s locker room.

Blueberry Toast Crunch: the Oppositelock review Blueberry Toast Crunch: the Oppositelock review

I’ve been seeing a lot of offensive new cereals lately. So I thought instead of being a grouchy old man, I’d start pissing away $2.98 a week to provide High Quality Content™. So let’s begin.

Guess the car Guess the car

Dual climate controls boiiiiiii

Taco Tuesday Taco Tuesday

Oh how I yearn for a 1st-gen...

Yaaaaaaaaay Yaaaaaaaaay

Another Monday.

Well, that's fortuitous. Well, that's fortuitous.

I had posted on here that my laptop keyboard was in the midst of what appeared to be severe hardware failure. After some attempts at troubleshooting and praying it wasn’t the keyboard itself, I gave up. I didn’t have the funds for another laptop, so I was just going to wait until after Christmas. Weeks having passed,…

Paging Jkm Paging Jkm

The Audi Lyfe beckons thee once again.

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