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I don't usually post about my job... I don't usually post about my job...

But in my darker moments, I think of this scene when a co-worker lets me down.

Spotted: E39 M5 Touring Clone/Conversion? Spotted: E39 M5 Touring Clone/Conversion?

Made nice noises, drove like a jackass, not the cleanest body.

Another Sportcross for sale Another Sportcross for sale

Looks great, low miles, but description sounds akin to a car salesman and not necessarily a long-term owner.

Curious bumper sticker Curious bumper sticker

So, this person is a proud native Texan, yet has since voluntarily chosen to leave the state and now lives in Washington... Is that what pride is? Not wanting to live where you’re from?

My coworker just bought this. My coworker just bought this.

Hey. I’m not jealous. I’m just observing and coveting. That’s TWO behaviors.

This would be the ideal replacement for the longbed. This would be the ideal replacement for the longbed.

A longbed, single cab, SR5, 4WD V8 Tundra.

Longbed Lyfe Longbed Lyfe

You know it’s bad when every employee at the county dump recognizes you. Today, the lady said, “You again? Damn, you’re a busy guy!” Also, I can’t seem to lift my arms anymore. Farewell.

I think this turned out pretty well. I think this turned out pretty well.

Especially when you consider none of us had any experience building fences. And you know what the best part about handling 100 80-lb bags of concrete was? If you guessed “nothing,” you are correct!

Hi, Oppo  Hi, Oppo 

My neighbors and us are building a vinyl fence together. What are you folks doing this fine Saturday?

Dat curb clearance Dat curb clearance

As always, it’s better to be lucky than good.

The End of an Era The End of an Era

Much like the thickness of my hair, the sun has set on my Tercel stage of my life.

Good morning, Oppo Good morning, Oppo

Have some pre-millenium Infiniti coupe.

I am thoroughly enjoying owning two decent vehicles. I am thoroughly enjoying owning two decent vehicles.

It was not too long ago that my wife and I didn’t even own one car with working modern features such as “power steering.”

FACT FACT

Quad sealed beams make this Subie look great.

Oppo PSA: beware of door-to-door salesmen Oppo PSA: beware of door-to-door salesmen

Last night, I was having some beers with my brother in law. A well-dressed man in a Nissan Hardbody pulls up and proceeds to attempt to sell ADT security to us.

Score. Score.

Free garage shelving from my brother-in-law.

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