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Diana Ross wishes we could just go back to pretending the Michael Jackson allegations don't exist Diana Ross wishes we could just go back to pretending the Michael Jackson allegations don't exist

Barbra Streisand dropped an all-time bad take on Michael Jackson’s Leaving Neverland accusers the other day, but she wasn’t the only famous person with something bad to say this weekend. Diana Ross has also apparently spent some time thinking about Michael Jackson and the allegations of sexual abuse against children…

Long out-of-print electronic record Mother Earth's Plantasia gets vinyl reissue and digital release Long out-of-print electronic record Mother Earth's Plantasia gets vinyl reissue and digital release

Good news for people who are plants and/or enjoy the sort of music that plants crave: Mort Garson’s cult classic electronic album Mother Earth’s Plantasia from 1976 is getting reissued. Billed as “warm earth music for plants… and the people that love them,” the album is ostensibly intended to be played for growing…

Kids choose Avengers and the Fuller House cast chooses Lori Loughlin at Nickelodeon's awards show Kids choose Avengers and the Fuller House cast chooses Lori Loughlin at Nickelodeon's awards show

It’s always fun when something comes out of left field at an awards show, like nearly every accolade awarded to Green Book and Bohemian Rhapsody over the last few months, but there’s also something to be said for the awards shows that go completely by the book without any major shocks or upsets. This weekend’s…

R.I.P. Larry Cohen, legendary cult filmmaker behind The Stuff and It's Alive  R.I.P. Larry Cohen, legendary cult filmmaker behind The Stuff and It's Alive 

As reported by Bloody Disgusting, iconic horror and sci-fi filmmaker Larry Cohen—the director behind memorable cult classics like Q, It’s Alive, God Told Me To, and The Stuff, not to mention the screenwriter behind Maniac Cop and Phone Booth—has died. On Facebook, the team behind the documentary King Cohen noted that…

Sadly, the live-action Dora The Explorer movie doesn't look weird at all 

We’ve been skeptical of the live-action Dora The Explorer movie ever since we heard that it would be produced by Michael Bay’s Platinum Dunes label, and our hesitance to accept that this is a real thing has simply gotten stronger and stronger with the announcement that Benicio Del Toro would play the villainous Swiper…

Macon Blair to direct that mainstream Toxic Avenger reboot  Macon Blair to direct that mainstream Toxic Avenger reboot 

Though we’re still not entirely sure why anyone would think this is a good idea, Legendary announced back in December that it had picked up the rights to do a reboot of iconic Troma series The Toxic Avenger. Legendary reportedly wanted to make a new Toxic Avenger series, presumably without being as gross or…

Call Me By Your Name's book sequel gets a title and a release date  Call Me By Your Name's book sequel gets a title and a release date 

It’s unclear now if anybody other than Luca Guadagnino really thinks a sequel to his 2017 movie adaptation of Call me By Your Name is a good idea, but André Aciman—who wrote the original Call Me By Your Name novel—at least has an idea for a sequel of his own. Back in December, he teased that he was writing a sequel to…

25 years of Conan O'Brien's remote segments will be available to stream next week 25 years of Conan O'Brien's remote segments will be available to stream next week

Last September, Conan O’Brien teased the upcoming 25th anniversary of his various TV gigs by releasing the very first episode of Late Night With Conan O’Brien online. As fun as that was, it was really just a tease for O’Brien’s real scheme: Putting the entirety of his hosting work, from Late Night to The Tonight Show…

Emilia Clarke opens up about life-threatening aneurysms while filming Game Of Thrones Emilia Clarke opens up about life-threatening aneurysms while filming Game Of Thrones

Emilia Clarke’s Daenerys Targaryen, supposed rightful heir to The Iron Throne, has had a wild ride over the course of Game Of Thrones’ many seasons, going from being sold off to a warlord by her brother to becoming a crusader against slavers and the proud mother of some dragons, but a real-life health scare almost cut…

Amazon's Dark Tower pilot has found its Man In Black and kid Gunslinger  Amazon's Dark Tower pilot has found its Man In Black and kid Gunslinger 

Despite how much of a disaster the movie was (or maybe because of how much of a disaster it was?), Amazon and TV production studio MRC are moving forward with their pilot based on Stephen King’s Dark Tower books. Walking Dead survivor Glenn Mazzara is developing the project, which has been pitched as a prequel series…

Gleefully violent new trailer for John Wick: Chapter 3 takes a nice trip to the knife store 

The first trailer for John Wick: Chapter 3—Parabellum featured our favorite dog-loving assassin on the ropes and running from the whole killer community, making him appear so desperate to escape that he actually killed a guy with a book. This new trailer teases that Wick might not be as desperate as he seemed, with…

Anthony Mackie and Yahya Abdul-Mateen II to deal with scary computers on Black Mirror's new season  Anthony Mackie and Yahya Abdul-Mateen II to deal with scary computers on Black Mirror's new season 

According to Deadline, Anthony Mackie from the Marvel movies and Yahya Abdul-Mateen II from a DC movie have joined the cast of Black Mirror’s upcoming new season. We don’t know anything about what characters they might play, what sort of stories they might appear in, or whether they’ll even be in the same episode,…

JAY-Z, Miley Cyrus, Dead And Company, and Chance The Rapper to headline Woodstock 50 JAY-Z, Miley Cyrus, Dead And Company, and Chance The Rapper to headline Woodstock 50

A whole generation’s innocence was shattered by the disastrous Woodstock ’99, an event that updated one of music’s most iconic symbols of peace and love by throwing in the sort of butt-rock, nu-metal bullshit that people liked in 1999. Now that it’s another year that ends in a nine, though, original Woodstock…

HBO wants to keep getting High Maintenance  HBO wants to keep getting High Maintenance 

Setting us up for at least another year of having to come up with marijuana puns every time there’s an occasion to write about the show, HBO has announced that it’s renewing critically acclaimed comedy series High Maintenance for a fourth season. This comes from Deadline, which applauds the series on the way it…

Jameela Jamil broke a toilet at her Good Place audition  Jameela Jamil broke a toilet at her Good Place audition 

The fourth season of Phoebe Robinson’s Sooo Many White Guys podcast launched today with an interview with The Good Place’s Jameela Jamil, and while it featured Jamil saying a lot of thought-provoking things about death and her (very appreciated) habit of calling out celebrity bullshit, it also featured her dropping an…

Cardi B to make theatrical debut in stripper revenge thriller with Jennifer Lopez and Constance Wu Cardi B to make theatrical debut in stripper revenge thriller with Jennifer Lopez and Constance Wu

According to Entertainment Weekly, Cardi B has joined the cast of Hustlers, Lorene Scafaria’s ripped-from-the-headlines drama about the employees of a strip club banding together to steal some money and get some revenge on the men who wronged them. This will be Cardi B’s cinematic debut, though she did pop up in a …

John David Washington to star in whatever Christopher Nolan's next movie is  John David Washington to star in whatever Christopher Nolan's next movie is 

A Christopher Nolan movie is always an event, even if it’s a relatively straightforward event like Dunkirk, and now the Nolan hype machine is getting up and running again for whatever his next feature film will be. We heard a while back that the movie will be released in July of 2020, and now we know something else: …

David Lynch's MasterClass makes it sound weirdly easy to become a brilliant filmmaker David Lynch's MasterClass makes it sound weirdly easy to become a brilliant filmmaker

David Lynch tends to come across like a very singular artist, the sort of creative genius that could only ever happen once, but thanks to online teaching platform MasterClass, we could have a whole new generation of weirdo David Lynch filmmakers to look forward to now. Today, MasterClass has announced that Lynch is…

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