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Hillary Clinton Claims Bill Clinton's Affair With Monica Lewinsky Was 'Absolutely Not' an Abuse of Power Hillary Clinton Claims Bill Clinton's Affair With Monica Lewinsky Was 'Absolutely Not' an Abuse of Power

Hillary Clinton appears to have skipped this season of Slow Burn, claiming in a CBS interview on Sunday that Bill Clinton did not abuse his position of power when he had an affair with then-intern Monica Lewinsky. Why? Because Lewinsky “was an adult” at the time.

Gritty, I Do Gritty, I Do

Gritty is the one good thing in a world full of political nightmares, impending climate disaster, and the Pete Davidson/Ariana Grande breakup, so it is with great pleasure that I report on the existence of this Gritty groom’s cake, which popped up at a wedding over the weekend.

Who Keeps the Pig? And 4 More Questions I Have for a Post-GRANDSON World Who Keeps the Pig? And 4 More Questions I Have for a Post-GRANDSON World

As I stumble blindly through the apocalyptic wasteland that is the world mere hours after the alleged end of Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande’s engagement, I can’t help but have a few questions about the state of things moving forward.

LOVE IS DEAD: Pete Davidson & Ariana Grande Have Allegedly Broken Up LOVE IS DEAD: Pete Davidson & Ariana Grande Have Allegedly Broken Up

I truly cannot believe that I am typing this, but it appears that Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande’s whirlwind romance is no more. LOVE IS A LIE.

Donald Trump Seems to Think He's Still Running Against Hillary Clinton Donald Trump Seems to Think He's Still Running Against Hillary Clinton

The 2016 presidential election ended approximately eleventy billion years ago, and yet Donald Trump still seems to feel the need to bring up Hillary Clinton at his Special Very Good Very Best Big Boy Appreciation rallies. Case in point: Wednesday night’s rally in Erie, Pennsyvlania, where our delightful Commander in…

Mia Farrow Doesn't Give a Shit About Woody Allen Anymore Mia Farrow Doesn't Give a Shit About Woody Allen Anymore

Last month, in a New York magazine profile, Soon-Yi Previn accused Mia Farrow of abusing and neglecting her as a child, taking “advantage of the #MeToo movement,” and fabricating an allegation that Woody Allen sexually assaulted Farrow’s daughter, Dylan, when she was only seven. Farrow’s camp denied Previn’s claims,…

Surprise, That Creepy Old Man in Suspiria Is Just Tilda Swinton Surprise, That Creepy Old Man in Suspiria Is Just Tilda Swinton

The cast and crew of the upcoming Suspiria remake has long been touting the “fresh face[d]” “first-time actor” Lutz Ebersdorf, an 82-year-old “newcomer” who plays Dr. Jozef Klemperer in the film. But it turns out that “fresh face” is just an old familiar face caked in makeup and prosthetics, because Tilda Swinton is…

Congrats to Channing Tatum & Jessie J, Who Are Reportedly in Love Congrats to Channing Tatum & Jessie J, Who Are Reportedly in Love

There is nothing purer than life after love, especially when that life involves a new love that looks a lot like your old one. Such is the case, it seems, with Channing Tatum, who, according to Us Weekly, is dating singer Jessie J.

California Is Doing It California Is Doing It

California, whose beaches and progressive policies have earned it the title “The Only Good State in America” (judge and jury: me), has strengthened its sexual harassment laws, thanks to a series of bills signed by Governor Jerry Brown on Sunday.

Matthew Weiner Says He Doesn't Remember Sexually Harassing Mad Men Writer Matthew Weiner Says He Doesn't Remember Sexually Harassing Mad Men Writer

Last year, former Mad Men writer Kater Gordon accused series creator Matthew Weiner of telling her, one night as they worked alone together, that he “deserved to see her naked,” then fired her a year later. Weiner denied the charges then, and re-addressed them in an interview with Vanity Fair this week, claiming that…

Kellyanne Conway Tells CNN She Is a Victim of Sexual Assault Kellyanne Conway Tells CNN She Is a Victim of Sexual Assault

Kellyanne Conway told CNN’s Jake Tapper on Sunday, while discussing the allegations against Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh, that she herself is a victim of sexual assault.

The Women's March Is Back, Baby The Women's March Is Back, Baby

Break out your poster board from wherever you... store your poster board... because the National Women’s March is BACK, baby. Or, at least, it will be back in January 2019, per organizers.

Man Hits Marina Abramovic Over Head With Portrait of Marina Abramovic in Italy Man Hits Marina Abramovic Over Head With Portrait of Marina Abramovic in Italy

Marina Abramovic was in Florence, Italy on Sunday for a book signing when a man thwacked her over the head with a portrait he, uh, made of her. Why? “I had to do it for my art,” he said, allegedly. Ah.

'Insecure Overachieving' Yet Another Thing We Can Hate Ourselves for Doing 'Insecure Overachieving' Yet Another Thing We Can Hate Ourselves for Doing

I have long considered “overachievers” to be the Type A sort of people who did the reading before class and know how to use their Google Calendars. But it appears there is a whole other kind of “overachieving” individual, one whose modus operandi is borne not out of innate perfectionism but the kind of miserable…

There Is Somehow Still Even More Terrible Shit in Brett Kavanaugh's Yearbook There Is Somehow Still Even More Terrible Shit in Brett Kavanaugh's Yearbook

Despite Brett Kavanaugh’s insistence that his high school experience at Georgetown Prep primarily consisted of sports, church, and “being a good friend,” there’s some potentially revealing shit in his high school yearbook. Like, that he was the “Keg City Club” treasurer, whatever that means, and that he “survived the…

Justin Bieber & Hailey Baldwin May or May Not Be Married, Made Out a Lot in Italy Justin Bieber & Hailey Baldwin May or May Not Be Married, Made Out a Lot in Italy

Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin, who are not yet married (I think???) but will be soon (maybe?????) with a prenup (pls god????????) are currently in Italy having a Hot and Sexy time. Presumably the Sexy time involves no actual sex, but there is a lot of kissing!

Swedish Regulator Says Birth Control App Isn't Actually Causing Too Many Unplanned Pregnancies Swedish Regulator Says Birth Control App Isn't Actually Causing Too Many Unplanned Pregnancies

The Swedish Medical Products Agency has closed its investigation into Natural Cycles, a new fertility-tracking app that supposedly doubles as “digital birth control,” finding the app is safe to use as contraceptive. Though a hospital in Stockholm linked 37 unplanned pregnancies to the app, the Swedish MPA says Natural…

Woody Allen's Friend Writes NY Mag Soon-Yi Profile Defending Woody Allen Woody Allen's Friend Writes NY Mag Soon-Yi Profile Defending Woody Allen

On Sunday evening, New York magazine published an interview (of sorts) with Soon-Yi Previn, in which, among other things, she defended husband Woody Allen against claims he abused Dylan Farrow and claimed Mia Farrow repeatedly abused and neglected her adopted children.

Texas Votes to Drop Hillary Clinton, Helen Keller From Social Studies Curriculum Texas Votes to Drop Hillary Clinton, Helen Keller From Social Studies Curriculum

The Texas Board of Education has voted to cut Hillary Clinton from the K-12 curriculum, deeming the first woman to be nominated for U.S. president by a major political party unworthy of young Texans’ brain space. Helen Keller, Also on the chopping block: Helen Keller. Billy Graham gets to stay, though, lucky kids.

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