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This Military Parade Shit Is Going Off the Rails This Military Parade Shit Is Going Off the Rails

After Thursday’s report that Donald Trump’s proposed military parade through the streets of Washington DC would end up with a whopping $92 million price tag—666 percent higher than previous estimates—the president decided on Friday to just cancel the whole damn thing, pack up his toys, and fly to France for their…

That's Not Aretha Franklin That's Not Aretha Franklin

On Thursday, Fox News eulogized legendary soul singer and American icon Aretha Franklin, who died earlier this morning at the age of 76.

Lara Trump Is Very Sad About Omarosa's Latest Dumb Tape Lara Trump Is Very Sad About Omarosa's Latest Dumb Tape

On Thursday, Omarosa Manigault Newman released a third clandestinely recorded tape of her interactions in the belly of the Trump beast. In it, Trump campaign official and first daughter-in-law Lara Trump offers the recently fired Newman a $15,000 per month job with the president’s re-election team in exchange for…

Trump's Dumb Military Parade Will Reportedly Cost 666 Percent More Than Previously Estimated  Trump's Dumb Military Parade Will Reportedly Cost 666 Percent More Than Previously Estimated 

With all the various shit storms circling the White House these days, it’d be easy to forget that President Donald Trump’s extremely stupid ego-boosting military parade down the streets of Washington, D.C. is just a few scant months away. But now, thanks to a new report from CNBC, we’ve learned that not only is the…

Republican Senator Says Dems Should Confirm Kavanaugh Because He's 'Such a Nice Person' Republican Senator Says Dems Should Confirm Kavanaugh Because He's 'Such a Nice Person'

There are plenty of reasons Republicans would want to confirm Judge Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court: He wants to strip away abortion rights, he loves guns, he hates the environment. But for GOP Senator Ron Johnson there’s one thing Kavanaugh has going for him that trumps his standard CV of ultra-conservative…

The White House Press Corps Gives Sarah Huckabee Sanders Exactly What She Wants The White House Press Corps Gives Sarah Huckabee Sanders Exactly What She Wants

Following Tuesday’s disastrous press conference, in which White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders pointedly could not confirm that President Donald Trump had never said the n-word, Sanders was back at the podium on Wednesday for the second day in a row (how blessed are we?) in a blatant attempt to change…

The Treasury Department's Trump Retweet May Have Broken the Law The Treasury Department's Trump Retweet May Have Broken the Law

President Donald Trump would like you to believe that Tuesday night’s primary elections—in which Democrats flexed their muscles ahead of what many are predicting will be a “blue wave” in November—was actually terrific for his administration and the Republicans.

Even Fox & Friends Admits Trump Is Losing His Battle With Omarosa Even Fox & Friends Admits Trump Is Losing His Battle With Omarosa

I’m not sure what’s more unexpected: That Omarosa Manigault Newman has managed to turn her 16th minute of fame in the Trump administration into a serious headache for the White House, or the fact that even the hosts at Fox & Friends are giving her credit for outwitting President Very-Good-Brain himself.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Flat Out Refuses to Say That Trump Hasn't Used the N-Word Sarah Huckabee Sanders Flat Out Refuses to Say That Trump Hasn't Used the N-Word

It’s been a long time since Sarah Huckabee Sanders graced the White House Briefing Room podium, but after an extended absence she was back in action on Tuesday, doing what she does best: Lying, obfuscating, and playing victim on behalf of her boss.

Roger Stone Posts Bizarre Pic of Trump Allies Wearing Spacesuits With Swastikas to Own the Libs Roger Stone Posts Bizarre Pic of Trump Allies Wearing Spacesuits With Swastikas to Own the Libs

Longtime Trump confidant and Richard Nixon-loving lunatic Roger Stone is, uh...well, to be totally honest, I’m not quite sure what he’s doing. Whatever it is, it involves a bizarre photo of the president, White House officials, various other Trump supporters, and a whole bunch of Nazi iconography.

Tucker Carlson Was Extremely On One Last Night Tucker Carlson Was Extremely On One Last Night

Tucker Carlson, one of Fox News’ chief bigots and hysterical shrieking thumb was in prime form on Monday evening.

I Guess This Guy Is Just Gonna Roast His Republican Congressman Dad on Twitter All Week I Guess This Guy Is Just Gonna Roast His Republican Congressman Dad on Twitter All Week

I’ll admit that I don’t know much about Bobby Goodlatte, except that his father is old white Virginia Republican congressman Bob Goodlatte, and—per his Twitter bio—he’s a “product designer & angel investor.” That said, based on his tweets over the past few days, I’m ready to call it and say that Bobby Goodlatte is, in…

Can Anyone Tell Me If Donald Trump Said John McCain's Name Today Can Anyone Tell Me If Donald Trump Said John McCain's Name Today

President Donald Trump appeared at Fort Drum, NY, today where he signed H.R. 5515, a $700 billion dollar defense bill that will further expand America’s already bloated military budget. The bill—officially the John S. McCain National Defense Authorization Act for Fiscal Year 2019—is, as its title suggests, dedicated…

The Government Wants to Train High Schoolers as 'Mass Casualty' Medics The Government Wants to Train High Schoolers as 'Mass Casualty' Medics

Of all the ways the federal government has chosen to respond (or not) to mass shootings in the United States, perhaps none is quite as disheartening as a new program to be sponsored by the Department of Homeland Security, which will essentially train high schoolers to become battlefield triage medics in the case of…

Omarosa Releases Wild New Purported White House Tape of Trump Reacting to Her Ouster Omarosa Releases Wild New Purported White House Tape of Trump Reacting to Her Ouster

Former White House aide Omarosa Manigault Newman continued her scorched earth book/vengeance tour on Monday with a stunning audio clip that appears to highlight just how ignorant President Donald Trump is about what actually goes on in his own White House.

The DNC Just Served Wikileaks With a Lawsuit Via Tweet The DNC Just Served Wikileaks With a Lawsuit Via Tweet

If you had an nagging suspicion that we were, in fact, living in an irredeemable digital hellscape, I’m afraid you’re absolutely right. Take, for example, the fact that on Friday afternoon, attorneys for the Democratic National Committee–that is, the official governing body of the Democratic Party—served document dump…

Joe Arpaio Has a Pretty Pathetic Excuse For Getting Played By Sacha Baron Cohen Joe Arpaio Has a Pretty Pathetic Excuse For Getting Played By Sacha Baron Cohen

Fresh off his hilariously humiliating interview with Sacha Baron Cohen, fascist former lawman, convicted criminal, and liver-spotted prune Joe Arpaio is making amends. Kind of.

Vacationing Trump Tells Protesting NFL Players To 'Be Cool' Vacationing Trump Tells Protesting NFL Players To 'Be Cool'

In a moment he’s almost certainly been waiting for since this past February, President Donald Trump leapt on the last night’s NFL pre-season protests, where players from teams across the league knelt, raised their fists, or simply didn’t appear on field for the singing of the National Anthem.

White Supremacist Very Worried Neo-Nazis May Not Want to Unite the Right With Him White Supremacist Very Worried Neo-Nazis May Not Want to Unite the Right With Him

The National Parks Service has approved notorious white supremacist Jason Kessler’s permit to hold his second “Unite The Right” rally in Washington DC this coming weekend.

Pence Makes It Official—Space Force Baby!!! Pence Makes It Official—Space Force Baby!!!

According to Vice President Mike Pence, we’re getting an honest to god, “Would you like to know more?” Space Force.

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