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Child Who Died in CBP Custody Didn't Get Medical Attention for 90 Minutes Child Who Died in CBP Custody Didn't Get Medical Attention for 90 Minutes

A migrant girl who died in the care of Customs and Border Patrol waited around 90 minutes after first showing symptoms before receiving any form of serious medical attention.

Not Even the Most Pathetic Losers Want to Be Trump's Chief of Staff Not Even the Most Pathetic Losers Want to Be Trump's Chief of Staff

Another day, another onetime Trump confidant publicly declining to be President Donald Trump’s next chief of staff before he’d even been offered the gig.

Republican Senate Ghoul to Step Down After Serving His 1 Garbage Purpose  Republican Senate Ghoul to Step Down After Serving His 1 Garbage Purpose 

Arizona Gov. Doug Ducey confirmed on Friday that Sen. Jon Kyl will be stepping down before the New Year, giving Ducey a chance to appoint a second Republican to fill the Senate seat once held by John McCain before voters get a chance to decide for themselves.

The Michael Cohen Redemption Tour Kicks Off With a Sad Sack TV Interview The Michael Cohen Redemption Tour Kicks Off With a Sad Sack TV Interview

Michael Cohen, President Donald Trump’s onetime fixer and convicted felon, is set to report to a federal penitentiary in a few months to serve three years for his role in a host of financial crimes, including arranging illegal payoffs to several women in exchange for their silence about alleged affairs committed with…

Kansas Congressman Turns Into Babbling Doofus When Fact Checked on TV Kansas Congressman Turns Into Babbling Doofus When Fact Checked on TV

I feel sorry for the residents of Kansas’ 1st Congressional District, who are stuck going about their day knowing that their interests in Washington are being represented by Republican Rep. Roger Marshall, a doofy ass-kisser who melts down into a puddle of flesh-colored goo at the first hint of pushback on his cookie…

Not Even a Softball Fox News Interview Can Prevent Trump From Losing It Not Even a Softball Fox News Interview Can Prevent Trump From Losing It

President Donald Trump was in fine form on Wednesday, offering a rambling, contradictory, manic “interview” (if that’s what you want to call a chat with questions like “what do love most about being president?”) with Fox News’ Harris Faulkner at the White House.

“The government can’t shut down if I’m not there to shut down the government,” he said, pointing wisely to his very good brain.

Jared Kushner Reportedly Played Himself Jared Kushner Reportedly Played Himself

Senior White House advisor, Trump son-in-law, and ventriloquist dummy Jared Kushner’s quest to become a real human boy ran into a little bit of a speed bump this week, with the first son-in-law reportedly being blamed for fucking up the ongoing search for a new White House Chief of Staff.

The White House Is Reportedly Targeting Vietnam War Refugees (Again) The White House Is Reportedly Targeting Vietnam War Refugees (Again)

While President Donald Trump throws Oval Office temper tantrums over whether or not Congress will fund the border wall he swore Mexico would pay for, his administration has been working on a separate but no less disgusting anti-immigrant policy: Making it easier to deport Vietnam War refugees.

AMI Gave TMI to FBI About DJT AMI Gave TMI to FBI About DJT

The hits just kept coming for President Donald Trump on Wednesday.

Fox News Can't Stop Embarrassing Itself Fox News Can't Stop Embarrassing Itself

You’d think that, after spending the past two years as what essentially amounts to a de facto state media outlet for the Trump administration, the mega-geniuses at Fox News would be able to, oh, I’dunno, get the president’s name correct. And yet, evidently not.

Trump Reportedly Threw a Tantrum After His Meeting With Nancy and Chuck Trump Reportedly Threw a Tantrum After His Meeting With Nancy and Chuck

After yesterday’s hellacious tete-a-tete-a-tete between President Donald Trump, Sen. Chuck Schumer, and Rep. Nancy Pelosi, the broad consensus among pretty much everyone not named Jesse Watters was that Pelosi more or less handed the president his ass. And if you thought Trump would handle the low-key drubbing with…

Judge Sticks Stormy Daniels With $300K Bill for Trump's Legal Fees Judge Sticks Stormy Daniels With $300K Bill for Trump's Legal Fees

Stormy Daniels’ ongoing legal fight against President Donald Trump was dealt a potentially fatal blow on Tuesday, when U.S. District Court Judge James Otero ordered that she pay nearly $300,000 in the president’s legal fees for her defamation suit against Trump. That suit was dismissed by Otero this past October.

Hell is Watching Chuck, Nancy, and Trump Arguing in the Oval Office Hell is Watching Chuck, Nancy, and Trump Arguing in the Oval Office

Not even Dante could have fathomed a depth of hell worse than watching President Donald Trump, House Minority Leader (and likely next House Speaker) Nancy Pelosi, and Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer arguing in the Oval Office about government spending and “border security,” aka Trump’s long-promised border wall.

Kellyanne Conway Becomes the Latest Republican to Pick a Dumb Fight With Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Kellyanne Conway Becomes the Latest Republican to Pick a Dumb Fight With Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Counselor to the president Kellyanne Conway was back on her bullshit Tuesday, appearing on Fox News (where else?) and using her ability to speak with the full authority of the White House in order to an provoke an incomprehensible fight with Rep.-elect Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who is currently a private citizen with…

This Chief of Staff Thing is Shaping Up to be a Complete Trainwreck This Chief of Staff Thing is Shaping Up to be a Complete Trainwreck

Tuesday is shaping up to be another tough day in the Trump White House. The imminent departure of White House Chief of Staff John Kelly has created a cascade effect of craziness, with plenty of stupid finger pointing, but no actual human beings to fill his soon-to-be-vacated position.

John Kelly Out By the End of the Year, Trump Says [UPDATED] John Kelly Out By the End of the Year, Trump Says [UPDATED]

Update, Sunday, 4:35 p.m.: Vice President Mike Pence’s Chief of Staff Nick Ayers will not replace outgoing White House Chief of Staff John Kelly, several news sources reported late Sunday afternoon.

James Alex Fields Found Guilty of Murdering Heather Heyer in Charlottesville James Alex Fields Found Guilty of Murdering Heather Heyer in Charlottesville

James Alex Fields, the white supremacist who drove his car into a crowd of protesters during last year’s white supremacist rally in Charlottesville, VA, was found guilty on Friday of first degree murder for the death of protester Heather Heyer.

Donald Trump Is Getting Very Mad Online at Rex Tillerson Donald Trump Is Getting Very Mad Online at Rex Tillerson

And now, a dignified message from President Donald Trump, regarding his former and current secretaries of state:

Sigh Sigh

Here’s a “fun” poll that will in no way depress you.

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