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Two Arkansas Football Players Suspended For Flirting With Opponent's Cheerleaders Instead Of Warming Up Two Arkansas Football Players Suspended For Flirting With Opponent's Cheerleaders Instead Of Warming Up

Arkansas football coach Chad Morris announced today that defensive backs Kamren Curl and Ryan Pulley would be suspended for this week’s game against Missouri over some high school football-ass behavior. The pair apparently spent some time before last weekend’s embarrassing 52-6 loss to Mississippi State chatting up…

UFC Fighter Rachael Ostovich Hospitalized After Alleged Domestic Violence Attack UFC Fighter Rachael Ostovich Hospitalized After Alleged Domestic Violence Attack

UFC flyweight Rachael Ostovich was hospitalized yesterday afternoon after suffering a broken orbital bone following an alleged domestic attack by “someone close to her.” TMZ first reported news of the hospitalization, and the Honolulu Police Department confirmed to TMZ this morning that it has opened a felony domestic…

Without Steph Curry, The Warriors Are Mortal Without Steph Curry, The Warriors Are Mortal

One week ago, the Golden State Warriors were 11-2, Steph Curry was the MVP favorite, and everyone was laughing at the Rockets. Five games later, the Warriors are 12-6, deep-seated personality differences have surfaced, and Curry is out until after Thanksgiving. All is not well, and after an 0-3 stretch through Texas…

Former WWE Wrestler Enzo Amore Booted Off Flight Because He Wouldn't Stop Vaping [Update] Former WWE Wrestler Enzo Amore Booted Off Flight Because He Wouldn't Stop Vaping [Update]

Former WWE wrestler Enzo Amore, real name Eric Arndt, was reportedly kicked off a flight this morning after he refused to stop vaping. Pro Wrestling Sheet reports that Arndt was headed from JFK airport in New York to Los Angeles on a Delta flight, but the flight was delayed and he was eventually kicked off after he…

Most Annoying Warriors Player Says He And Second-Most Annoying Warriors Player Are Cool Now Most Annoying Warriors Player Says He And Second-Most Annoying Warriors Player Are Cool Now

Crap, Draymond Green and Kevin Durant have resolved their differences like adults, apparently. One day after it was revealed that Green called Durant a “bitch” a whole bunch of times and questioned him over his forthcoming free agency after he fucked up a critical possession in a loss to the Clippers, Green and Durant…

How The Hell Did The Jazz Lose By 50 To The Mavericks? How The Hell Did The Jazz Lose By 50 To The Mavericks?

Before the season started, the Utah Jazz were considered a lock to finish top four in the Western Conference, and many prognosticators even thought they could surpass the Rockets and finish second. Theoretically, Utah seemed likely to rip out of the gates because of continuity, some internal improvement from their…

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This Is Just What It's Always Going To Be Like Now This Is Just What It's Always Going To Be Like Now

It never takes much. Tubbs started when some power lines blew over. All it took for Carr to roar to life was a flat tire. Thomas was born of a utility malfunction. Camp was probably the same. Their beginnings almost don’t matter, since the story of each of those historic wildfires, and all the fires raging right now,…

Tracy McGrady: Carmelo Anthony Should Just Retire Tracy McGrady: Carmelo Anthony Should Just Retire

Soon-to-be former Rocket Carmelo Anthony missed his third straight game tonight with what the team is calling an “illness,” though he’s really been held out since a disastrous game against the Thunder because the Rockets are in the process of getting rid of him and want to save face as they unceremoniously dump him…

Marco Rubio: The Recount Is Like Booting The Helmet Sport Ball Through The Yellow Poles Marco Rubio: The Recount Is Like Booting The Helmet Sport Ball Through The Yellow Poles

I’m not going to subject you to this entire embarrassing conspiracy theory-pushing thread posted tonight by bloodless dipshit Marco Rubio—a man who would finish off the podium in a Marco Rubio lookalike contest—but I would like to draw as much attention as possible to the fact that Rubio tried to pander to ostensible…

We Got Ourselves A Mysterious Chess Controversy We Got Ourselves A Mysterious Chess Controversy

After four games, reigning chess world champion Magnus Carlsen and his American challenger Fabiano Caruana are deadlocked at two points each. Each of the four games they’ve played has ended in a tie, and today’s draw was the shortest (and most boring) of the bunch, as it only took two-and-a-half hours and 34 moves.…

Fortnite Players Immediately Find Worst Possible Uses For New NFL Skins  Fortnite Players Immediately Find Worst Possible Uses For New NFL Skins 

In an attempt to burnish their brand in the eyes of the nation’s population of shrieking nine-year-olds who steal their mothers’ credit cards to cosplay John Wick in a bad video game, the NFL has partnered with Fortnite and released a bunch of official skins and other crap. Predictably, players immediately used their…

The 49ers And Giants Are Playing Monday Night Football In Some Very Nasty Air The 49ers And Giants Are Playing Monday Night Football In Some Very Nasty Air

The Camp Fire started in Butte County last Thursday, and it’s already become both the deadliest and most destructive wildfire in California history. The entire town of Paradise is just gone, as the town of 26,000 people was swallowed by the blaze in horrifying fashion shortly after the fire started last week. At least…

Deadspin Up All Night:  I Don't Ask The Questions, I Don't Write The Rules Deadspin Up All Night:  I Don't Ask The Questions, I Don't Write The Rules

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Dominican Baseball Child Briefly Becomes Superman Dominican Baseball Child Briefly Becomes Superman

Sure, proper sliding technique is all about getting low and trying to beat the tag, but, counterpoint: pretending to be an airplane—like the following baseball child did this weekend in Villa Altagracia, Dominican Republic—is infinitely cooler.

Cal's Defensive Turnaround Is A Marvel Cal's Defensive Turnaround Is A Marvel

Two seasons ago, the California Golden Bears had one of the most abominable defenses in the country. Cal allowed opponents to score an astonishing 42.6 points per game (the second-worst in the nation among FBS schools), rack up 518.3 yards per game (fourth-worst), and rush for 272.9 yards per game (second-worst). They…

Titans Fan Hospitalized After Falling Through An Awning While Reaching For T-Shirt Titans Fan Hospitalized After Falling Through An Awning While Reaching For T-Shirt

A Tennessee man attending the Titans’ win over the Patriots yesterday was taken to a local hospital after he fell through an awning while trying to grab a t-shirt. According to the Tennessean, Thomas Carrico Jr. arrived at Vanderbilt University Medical Center in critical condition yesterday afternoon. A university…

Knockouts Do Not Get More Stunning Or Dramatic Than Yair Rodriguez's Last-Second Blind Elbow  Knockouts Do Not Get More Stunning Or Dramatic Than Yair Rodriguez's Last-Second Blind Elbow 

Twenty-four minutes and 58 seconds into his main event fight against Chan Sung “The Korean Zombie” Jung, Yair Rodriguez was losing. If the fight’s final two seconds had elapsed normally, Jung would have probably gotten the decision and re-announced himself to the UFC’s featherweight division by winning a ludicrously…

Audit Shows USA Gymnastics Estimates It Will Pay $75 To $150 Million To Larry Nassar Survivors Audit Shows USA Gymnastics Estimates It Will Pay $75 To $150 Million To Larry Nassar Survivors

USA Gymnastics released a series of financial documents yesterday, including tax filings and financial statements from the past two years. According to an auditor’s report dated Aug. 20, settlements and payouts to survivors of Larry Nassar likely will cost the organization a sum pretty close to its total assets. “The…

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