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The man, the legend, my hero

Never has a man made me laugh so hard, both as a child, and now as a 50 year old....child.

Happy Oyster! Happy Oyster!

Hope everyone is enjoying their Oyster Day!

I aet dis I aet dis

Found them at the store I stop at every morning.

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Hello, and welcome to the Twilight Mystery Outer Science Limits 3000 Zone. I’m your host, Elvira Svenghoulie, and today we’re going to talk about…..braaaaaains………

Troll-Call Troll-Call

Is it the alpaca-lips? WHERE MY ROLL CALL AT?

Roll Call Thingy Roll Call Thingy

Man.....without a Roll Call, where am I going to complain about things?

ZzZzZz......what? There's a football game today? ZzZzZz......what? There's a football game today?

Are you all enjoying the weekend as much as me?

Roll Call (The Late Edition) Roll Call (The Late Edition)

One ringy-dingy, two ringy-dingy.......

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Hey there folks! Long time no oddity.

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Howdy all you happy people! Guess what? It’s Wednesday! And this is an oddities post! Now, I realize you normally get your oddities on Tuesdays, but this is a special occasion. Instead of Tuesday, you get my Not-Even-Close-To-Being-A-Regular-Feature-Anymore on Wednesday instead.

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Good morning everyone! Long time no see. Well, not really. I’m here every day. But it’s been a while since I’ve done an oddities post. I have my reasons. The main reason though, is because I have new coaching duties that interfere with my posting. As in, the time when I usually would write the post is the time when I…

NOW HIRING

Wanted: someone with a hale and hearty constitution to come over and start my truck. Will provide the keys. Willing to pay extra if the truck starter cranks the heat up and then sits in my seat to warm it up.

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Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! Wait......that’s not the sky.......

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HO HO HO! Merry Galapagos Islands!

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No no.....I’m fine. Once we win the ten grand from that funny video show, it’ll be worth the surgery....

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Ok. Yep. I’m doing it. I’m actually going to do this. Good taste be damned.

Bak tew skuel Bak tew skuel

Poor kids. Today is their first day of school. I’d feel sorry for them, but I just can’t. In fact, I think they deserve it, the little rat bas.......I mean, poor kids. Oh well. I guess it’s time to go get busy fixing all the stuff that worked until the kids touched it.

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Up the Hartlepool FC!

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Anyone who has cats will understand what’s going on here. While the kitties are generally well behaved and quite lovable, you occasionally get one that’s a jerk. My last cat, Zipper, was a jerk. No.....he wasn’t. He just hated everyone except for a select few. He was the sweetest, kindest cat to me, my roommate and my…

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