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Strudel = Fruit Burrito Strudel = Fruit Burrito

The goddamn Pillsbury doughboy lied to me.

Directions Used in Vernacular

Why do ”I’m up for anything....” and “I’m down for anything...” mean the same thing?

Time to leave post apocalyptic USA for post apocalyptic Russia Time to leave post apocalyptic USA for post apocalyptic Russia

Later Bethesda, it's been nice knowing you

You fools! What have you done? You fools! What have you done?

Its in the moonlight!

Don't Poop and Text Don't Poop and Text

How many oppos are actually shaved apes pretending to be human? Do you text/browse/email/etc while on the toilet?

Oh, Canada... Oh, Canada...

I guess when you live in the desolate frozen tundra known as Canada in the middle of winter and you gotta eat, you eat anything you can find. XD

Thanksgiving Thanksgiving

Is next week. Get ready to eat that turkey.

Chair Money Chair Money

This knockoff faithful replica of the Eames lounger and ottoman costs $1500. The original goes for ~$5500. WTF?!

Volvo Shitpost Volvo Shitpost

Looks like Drago is working as a corporate personal trainer these days

Stuck at the DMV. AMA

Waiting in line for replacement plates on a rainy Saturday.

Obsoleting Dogs Obsoleting Dogs

A robot's best friend

Obsoleting Humanity Obsoleting Humanity

The flesh is weak

Nice Price or Crack Pipe? Nice Price or Crack Pipe?

What do you think?

A step in the right direction A step in the right direction

Still needs a nuclear thermal rocket

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