So one of my work colleagues offered me a small side gig, but wants me to sign a contract for the job, which would specify how much I would be paid for the work.
Didn't know he owned a motorcycle company.
Remember this song?
The goddamn Pillsbury doughboy lied to me.
Why do ”I’m up for anything....” and “I’m down for anything...” mean the same thing?
Later Bethesda, it's been nice knowing you
Its in the moonlight!
How many oppos are actually shaved apes pretending to be human? Do you text/browse/email/etc while on the toilet?
I guess when you live in the desolate frozen tundra known as Canada in the middle of winter and you gotta eat, you eat anything you can find. XD
Is next week. Get ready to eat that turkey.