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How Do I Whore Myself Out? How Do I Whore Myself Out?

So one of my work colleagues offered me a small side gig, but wants me to sign a contract for the job, which would specify how much I would be paid for the work.

Woah Woah

Didn't know he owned a motorcycle company.

Talk about a nostalgia trip Talk about a nostalgia trip

Remember this song?

$21k Lotus Evora?!?! $21k Lotus Evora?!?!

https://www.carsforsale.com/vehicle/details/51820790

Strudel = Fruit Burrito Strudel = Fruit Burrito

The goddamn Pillsbury doughboy lied to me.

Directions Used in Vernacular

Why do ”I’m up for anything....” and “I’m down for anything...” mean the same thing?

Time to leave post apocalyptic USA for post apocalyptic Russia Time to leave post apocalyptic USA for post apocalyptic Russia

Later Bethesda, it's been nice knowing you

You fools! What have you done? You fools! What have you done?

Its in the moonlight!

Don't Poop and Text Don't Poop and Text

How many oppos are actually shaved apes pretending to be human? Do you text/browse/email/etc while on the toilet?

Oh, Canada... Oh, Canada...

I guess when you live in the desolate frozen tundra known as Canada in the middle of winter and you gotta eat, you eat anything you can find. XD

Thanksgiving Thanksgiving

Is next week. Get ready to eat that turkey.

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