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Why Are All Bags Crossbody Bags Now? Why Are All Bags Crossbody Bags Now?

A few weeks ago, I made the very adult decision to finally replace my ratty ass tote and invest in a proper work bag. (My scheme, for the purpose of this blog, was to look somewhat presentable even if my outfit and/or the weather causes my appearance to scream “disheveled mess” instead of “this person works in an…

Eligible Bachelor Pete Davidson Is Currently Living in His Mom's Basement Eligible Bachelor Pete Davidson Is Currently Living in His Mom's Basement

Saturday Night Live’s Pete Davidson is probably a pretty wealthy guy, which is why it strikes me as somewhat unusual that he lives with his mom post-Ariana Grande breakup, and yet, is still somehow desirable to seriously impressive women like Kate Beckinsale. However, Davidson also strikes me as the kind of…

PSA: Keep Your Beards PSA: Keep Your Beards

Pull up a seat, and then sit down; this is a serious matter. Consider this your daily dose of morality, because I’m not kidding around with this public service announcement: a bunch of hot, rich and/or famous bearded men have decided to shave their facial hair. What did society do to deserve this? And what can I do to…

Hailey Bieber Is 'Insanely Proud' of Her Husband Justin Bieber Who Finally Cut His Hair Hailey Bieber Is 'Insanely Proud' of Her Husband Justin Bieber Who Finally Cut His Hair

If you, like myself, found Justin Bieber’s deadbeat dad, California surfer dude long locks to be distasteful (see above), you’re in good company that apparently includes his wife Hailey Bieber (née Baldwin.) Justin chopped off his dyed and dead golden blonde locks to reveal a short, sharp brunette hairstyle on his…

Aunt Becky Really Doesn't Want Olivia Jade and the Other One to Stand Trial Aunt Becky Really Doesn't Want Olivia Jade and the Other One to Stand Trial

If you think the Lori Loughlin college admissions scandal news is over, guess again, cowpoke! The rodeo has just begun. Operation Varsity Blues continues to ride high.

A 15-Year-Old YouTuber Pretended to Be Married and Pregnant for the Clicks A 15-Year-Old YouTuber Pretended to Be Married and Pregnant for the Clicks

A 15-year-old Musical.ly star-turned-YouTuber named Danielle Cohn pretended to wed her 16-year-old boyfriend and fellow YouTuber Mikey Tua in Las Vegas for a video. They also led their followers to believe she was pregnant with his child in a video on his channel, BuzzFeed reports.

I'm Inspired by Stassi Schroeder's Hippie Exorcism I'm Inspired by Stassi Schroeder's Hippie Exorcism

In the currently airing Season 7 of Vanderpump Rules, the conflict surrounding Stassi Schroeder has been tame at best and basic at worst. (Or, according to her debut book, Next Level Basic: The Definitive Basic Bitch Handbook, it’s basic at best.) On the show, she’s in the midst of writing her manuscript—which has…

R.I.P. Young Love: Bella Thorne and Mod Sun Have Broken Up R.I.P. Young Love: Bella Thorne and Mod Sun Have Broken Up

It’s official: Bella Thorne is single, baby!

How Close Does the Harry Styles Fanfic Movie Come to Making You Horny? How Close Does the Harry Styles Fanfic Movie Come to Making You Horny?

In 2013, a 25-year-old named Anna Todd self-published her work of serialized fan fiction on Wattpad. It blew up almost instantaneously and reached over one billion reads. After became a success largely for its steamy scenes, which drew comparisons to Fifty Shades of Grey—and because its male lead, Hardin Scott, was…

Here's What Celebrities Wore to Coachella (Spoiler: It's Clothes) Here's What Celebrities Wore to Coachella (Spoiler: It's Clothes)

Coachella weekend one has come to an end, and in case you spent your Saturday and Sunday enjoying yourself instead of, I don’t know, sitting around and watching a #Couchcella live stream, you didn’t miss much. Ariana Grande brought out NSYNC sans Justin Timberlake. A fire broke out on the campgrounds but everyone was…

Does Cardi B Think She and Nicki Minaj Will Ever Make Up? Hahahaha Does Cardi B Think She and Nicki Minaj Will Ever Make Up? Hahahaha

It has been a few months since anyone checked in on Cardi B and Nicki Minaj’s ongoing beef, but it looks like the meat is as fresh as ever. While walking the carpet at the Swisher Sweets Artist Project Awards this weekend, a Variety reporter asked Cardi B if she would ever consider making amends with the rapper. She…

Your Most Absurd Celebrity Encounter Your Most Absurd Celebrity Encounter

This week, a tweet from journalist Michael Segalov went viral: “what’s the most surreal encounter you’ve had with someone famous?” Celebrities like Sister, Sister star Jackée Harry weighed in, saying that Batman’s Eartha Kitt once slapped her after she found out she was sleeping with her boyfriend. Yikes.

Lizzo Makes a Good Song Even Better, BTS Are in Love, and J. Lo Goes Yeehaw

Yes, with luv: BTS feat. Halsey, “Boy With Luv” - I am genuinely concerned with how many times I’m going to listen to this today. “Boy With Luv” is a joyous, pop banger—it’s as if BTS managed to capture the exact sound of a stomach filling with butterflies, the explosiveness of having a good interaction with a crush.…

Ray J's Dog Boogotti Has Been Dognapped, Please Return Him for a $20,000 Reward Ray J's Dog Boogotti Has Been Dognapped, Please Return Him for a $20,000 Reward

Dognapped! R&B singer Ray J recirculated an Instagram post his wife Princess Love shared last week announcing that their beloved 3-year-old, three-and-a-half pound Maltese named Boogotti had gone missing. “Hey everybody! I’m out of town and my dog BOOGOTTI is missing!” the caption read, “If you’re in Woodland Hills,…

Is This Shoe OK? The Chunky Steve Madden '90s Loafer Is This Shoe OK? The Chunky Steve Madden '90s Loafer

Welcome to Is This Shoe OK?, a maybe one-time column about shoes that may or may not be good, as determined by me, an authority because I own shoes, and you, in the comments below. In this inaugural blog, let’s take a look at a ‘90s legend: the black Steven Madden chunky heeled loafer.

The Kardashian-West Family Lives in an All-White Art Gallery Prison The Kardashian-West Family Lives in an All-White Art Gallery Prison

Kim Kardashian West is the latest celebrity to be given Vogue’s 73 Questions treatment, which is fine and good if you can manage to pay attention to anything she says while masterfully walking backwards down a barren, white hallway. So far, it is the greatest peep into the art gallery prison she and her family calls…

Aunt Becky Really, Really, Really, Really Doesn't Want to Go to Jail Aunt Becky Really, Really, Really, Really Doesn't Want to Go to Jail

Buckle up, college admissions scandal followers: The Aunt Becky news isn’t slowing down, and most likely won’t, until Lori Loughlin and her husband, the Target fashion designer Mossimo Giannulli, are behind bars. According to an insider at E!, it has just now occurred to Loughlin that, yup, she’s most likely going to…

This Is Jojo Siwa's Final Form This Is Jojo Siwa's Final Form

Jojo Siwa celebrated her Sweet 16 Tuesday evening the only way she knew how: with a wildly age-inappropriate birthday party built of Nickelodeon nightmares at the W Hotel in Hollywood. (For what it’s worth, she doesn’t actually turn the big one until next month, but who cares? This is her rainbow-filled, shimmery,…

Selena Gomez and Niall Horan Are NOT Dating, Despite How Happy It Would Make Me Selena Gomez and Niall Horan Are NOT Dating, Despite How Happy It Would Make Me

Selena Gomez and former One Direction singer/golf enthusiast Niall Horan have been friends for years, and largely without any rumors of romance between them. (Gomez’s relationship with Justin Bieber is partially to blame for that.) But after the pair were seen kicking it at some major label showcase last week, the…

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