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Florida Man Stages Fake DUI Trial to Propose to His Girlfriend Florida Man Stages Fake DUI Trial to Propose to His Girlfriend

As social media continues to eat us alive, marriage proposals are more over-the-top than ever. Whatever happened to just tossing a ring at someone between Russian Doll episodes and saying “You want to do this thing or what?”

'I Took a Dump On the Glass Ceiling:' Here's a New Trailer for Veep's Last Season

A new trailer for the seventh and final season of Veep has dropped, so happy President’s Day to us. Truly, it’s got it all: Anti-vaxxers, a nice dig at your aunt who gets her news from Facebook, and the sentence, “I took a dump on the glass ceiling and I shaved my muff in the sink of the old boys’ club.”

Anthony Weiner Is Out Of Prison, But He Shouldn't Be Anthony Weiner Is Out Of Prison, But He Shouldn't Be

Well, well, look who’s slithered out of federal prison. It’s Anthony Weiner.

Former FBI Director Andrew McCabe Had a Very Busy 60 Minutes Interview Former FBI Director Andrew McCabe Had a Very Busy 60 Minutes Interview

Former acting FBI Director Andrew McCabe had a lot to say on Sunday’s 60 Minutes interview with Scott Pelley, including that Donald Trump placed more faith in Vladimir Putin’s opinion on North Korea’s nuclear capabilities than intelligence given to him by U.S. officials, and that Deputy Attorney General Rod…

Screw the Schoolchildren, Says Lindsey Graham Screw the Schoolchildren, Says Lindsey Graham

Lest there was any confusion over precisely how villainous Senator Lindsey Graham really is, he put it in the clearest possible terms on Sunday when he proclaimed that Kentucky schoolchildren would benefit more from a border wall than they would from a new school.

How to Cope When a City Rejects You How to Cope When a City Rejects You

For me, it was the construction that finally did it.

Alex Jones Will Be Deposed As Part Of Sandy Hook Defamation Lawsuit Alex Jones Will Be Deposed As Part Of Sandy Hook Defamation Lawsuit

A Connecticut judge has ruled that Alex Jones will have to sit for a five hour deposition in the defamation case brought against him by family members of the Sandy Hook massacre.

Florida Rapper YNW Melly Arrested on First Degree Murder Charges

Rapper YNW Melly, née Jamell Demons, has been arrested on first degree murder charges in connection with the deaths of two men in Florida last October, both of whom were aspiring rappers and close friends of Demons.’

Investigation Finds 'No Evidence' Of Racist Statements By Kentucky Teens Investigation Finds 'No Evidence' Of Racist Statements By Kentucky Teens

An inquiry into the much-discussed stand-off between Kentucky high school students and Native American activists at the Lincoln Memorial last month found “no evidence” that the students made “offensive or racist statements,” either to the Native Americans or the Black Hebrew Israelites.

Here's a Video Of Miranda Lambert Clearly Pissed Off at a Steakhouse

If Miranda Lambert dumps a salad on a woman in a Nashville steakhouse but there’s no video to prove it, did it really happen? Yeah, probably. And while this video doesn’t explicitly show Lambert showering anyone with a bowl of ranch-drenched iceberg lettuce, it does prove that all was not well at the ol’ Stoney River…

How to Survive Your Friends Breaking Up With Each Other How to Survive Your Friends Breaking Up With Each Other

Late one night last year, I was sitting in my apartment doing some work when my phone rang. It was my close friend, Alex*. Alex was dating another one of my good friends, Sonia, and she had brought him up to Michigan to meet her family. I assumed they were together and wanted to say hi, but I was immersed in what I…

Owners of Stolen Bonsai Trees Beg Thieves to Please Not Let Them Die Owners of Stolen Bonsai Trees Beg Thieves to Please Not Let Them Die

The owners of seven little (but very old) bonsai trees that were stolen from their garden outside Tokyo are begging the thieves to please, please keep them watered. If they’re not taken care of, they will die!! Ugh.

Barneys Is Going to Start Selling Very, Very Pricey Weed Shit Barneys Is Going to Start Selling Very, Very Pricey Weed Shit

In addition to selling Louboutins and Givenchy bags, Barneys is about to begin offering extremely expensive weed paraphernalia, partially because there’s now a market for extremely expensive weed paraphernalia, but also because Our True Lord and Savior, Instagram, demands it.

Katy Perry-Designed Shoes Pulled From Retailers Following Blackface Outcry Katy Perry-Designed Shoes Pulled From Retailers Following Blackface Outcry

The fallout from last week’s blackface apocalypse, c/o Virginia Governor Ralph Northam, is continuing apace: Today, a loafer from Katy Perry’s fashion line has been pulled from several retailers for its resemblance to racist imagery.

Chris Pratt Says His Church is Not Anti-LGBTQ, Despite What Ellen Page Says Chris Pratt Says His Church is Not Anti-LGBTQ, Despite What Ellen Page Says

Chris Pratt is vehemently denying that his church is anti-LGBTQ, following a tweet from Ellen Page that said it was.

Trailer for HBO's The Case Against Adnan Syed Promises a 'New Chapter' 

In 2014, Adnan Syed became a household name thanks to the podcast Serial, in which journalist Sara Koenig examined the circumstances of his conviction for the 1999 murder of his then-girlfriend Hae Min Lee. Now, HBO has released a trailer for its four-part docu-series, The Case Against Adnan Syed, which hinges on the…

The Sun is Also a Star Is a Romance for Our Troubled Times

On the downside, we’ve got a lot of winter left to slog through before it will finally be spring. But when that fine day does arrive, The Sun is Also a Star, based on the book by Nicola Yoon, will be there waiting. In the meantime, we’ve got the trailer.

In Ironic Twist, Ex-New York Times Editor Jill Abramson Accused of Plagiarism in New Book About Journalism In Ironic Twist, Ex-New York Times Editor Jill Abramson Accused of Plagiarism in New Book About Journalism

Former New York Times executive editor Jill Abramson’s new book, Merchants of Truth: The Business of News and the Fight for Facts, was a punchline before it even got released, thanks to an abundance of inaccuracies found in galley copies circulating the media world. But now that it’s out, it seems the inaccuracies…

Hayden Panettiere Hasn't Seen Her Daughter Lately Hayden Panettiere Hasn't Seen Her Daughter Lately

Hayden Panettiere has been estranged from her 4-year-old daughter, Kaya, though sources are being weirdly vague as to why that’s the case.

Trump to Announce Plan to End HIV Transmission by 2030, Despite Regularly Confusing It With HPV Trump to Announce Plan to End HIV Transmission by 2030, Despite Regularly Confusing It With HPV

Donald Trump is expected to announce his commitment to ending the transmission of HIV by 2030 at his State of the Union speech on Tuesday, to be followed by the rollout of a plan to focus on 46 counties where about half of all cases in the country originate. This should go well, as Trump has indicated on multiple…

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