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Olivia Jade's Dad Lied to His Parents About Attending USC and Stole Their Tuition Money Olivia Jade's Dad Lied to His Parents About Attending USC and Stole Their Tuition Money

It turns out that the Giannulli-Loughlin clan has a prior history with USC-related scams, even before the fallout from the beautiful, endless college admissions scandal.

This CBD Burger Is a Dumb Scam This CBD Burger Is a Dumb Scam

CBD is a perfectly fine substance that, when ingested in high-potency doses, is said to help everything from period cramps to migraines to anxiety. Great! Any alternative to filling your body with more Sackler family-pharmaceuticals is a net win.

The Naval Academy Is No Longer Accepting Trans Students The Naval Academy Is No Longer Accepting Trans Students

The U.S. Naval Academy will no longer accept trans students beginning in 2020, in keeping with Donald Trump’s newly instated ban on transgender troops.

Kim Kardashian West Explains Her Sinks Kim Kardashian West Explains Her Sinks

The world has been wondering about Kim Kardashian’s sinks. How do they work? Do they work? They don’t look like any sink I’ve ever seen.

How to Be an Ethical Weed Consumer How to Be an Ethical Weed Consumer

In many places around the U.S., the legal status of cannabis has changed dramatically in recent years. In some states, like California, wealthy consumers are now treated to a fully-legal dispensary experience, with smiling sales associates on hand to guide you to the strain or gummy flavor of your dreams. But beneath…

Head of French Luxury Group Pledges to Donate $113 Million to Rebuild Notre Dame Head of French Luxury Group Pledges to Donate $113 Million to Rebuild Notre Dame

A French billionaire said he will donate a hundred million euros, or around $113 million, to rebuild Notre Dame in the aftermath of the devastating fire that destroyed its spire and caused the majority of the roof to collapse.

Woman Finds Ring Filled With Charlotte Brontë's Hair, Is Now $26,000 Richer Woman Finds Ring Filled With Charlotte Brontë's Hair, Is Now $26,000 Richer

In its nearly 30 year history, Antiques Roadshow has made some people very happy they decided to clean their disgusting attics. Sometimes the results are surprising. Sometimes, they’re a little too...surprising. I’m not sure what the woman who appeared on last night’s episode bearing a ring inscribed with the words…

Hell Yeah, Shrill Is Getting a Second Season Hell Yeah, Shrill Is Getting a Second Season

Shrill, the delightful and poignant Hulu series from former Jezebel staffer Lindy West, is getting a second season.

Ariana Grande Reportedly Raked in $8 Million from Coachella Ariana Grande Reportedly Raked in $8 Million from Coachella

How much do you think someone would pay you to stand on a stage and sing for a bunch of sunburnt Instagram models? Twenty bucks? Ten? Four and a Bud Light? Ariana Grande reportedly went home with $8 million for her closing performance at Coachella on Sunday. That’s several million more than most other performers make…

Your Weekend Plans Now Include Donald Glover and Rihanna's Guava Island

If you and your crocheted nipple tassels are not heading to Coachella this weekend, you can still catch Donald Glover and Rihanna’s top-secret “tropical thriller” Guava Island from the comfort of your darkened apartment.

Chrissy Teigen Tells House Democrats That Women Should Say 'Fuck You' More Often Chrissy Teigen Tells House Democrats That Women Should Say 'Fuck You' More Often

Chrissy Teigen and John Legend headlined the first day of the House Democrats’ three day policy retreat, which sounds pretty dull for them, but very exciting for the lawmakers assembled there.

Kate McKinnon Will Play Elizabeth Holmes In New Hulu Miniseries Kate McKinnon Will Play Elizabeth Holmes In New Hulu Miniseries

Elizabeth Holmes has been an object of fascination ever since the release of John Carreyrou’s 2018 book, Bad Blood: Secrets and Lies in a Silicon Valley Startup, which highlighted, among other things, the deranged lengths she went to convince herself and others that she’d disrupted the healthcare industry with her…

Hit Drake on Da Berry Hit Drake on Da Berry

Who among us doesn’t occasionally enjoy a nice trip through our old Twitter DMs? The chance to reminisce about all the dumb shit we’ve said to strangers on the internet, and the even dumber shit those strangers have said to us?

Nine Activists Were Convicted in Connection With Hong Kong's Pro-Democracy Protests Nine Activists Were Convicted in Connection With Hong Kong's Pro-Democracy Protests

Nine activists in Hong Kong have been convicted on public nuisance charges stemming from their roles in pro-democracy rallies in 2014; they now face up to seven years in prison.

Taylor Swift Donated a Bunch of Money to a Tennessee LGBTQ Advocacy Group Taylor Swift Donated a Bunch of Money to a Tennessee LGBTQ Advocacy Group

A newly-political Taylor Swift donated $113,000 to a pro-LGBTQ group in her adopted home state of Tennessee.

Stanford Expels Its First Student Connected to the Admissions Scandal Stanford Expels Its First Student Connected to the Admissions Scandal

While Felicity Huffman is pleading guilty to bribery charges and Olivia Jade is still extremely steamed with Aunt Becky, justice is also being meted out to the more everyday scammers who also cheated their way into top universities.

Queer Eye Fans Raise $90K for Woman to Go Back to School Queer Eye Fans Raise $90K for Woman to Go Back to School

Queer Eye fans have raised more than $90,000 for a Kansas woman who, after getting kicked out of her home at 16 for being a lesbian, had to drop out of college after she couldn’t pay off her debt.

Kirstjen Nielsen Is Leaving the Trump Administration [UPDATED] Kirstjen Nielsen Is Leaving the Trump Administration [UPDATED]

Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen is expected to step down today, though it’s unclear whether her resignation will be voluntarily or something undoubtedly more ham-fisted.

'There Was Nothing There,' Says a Very Confident Giuliani Of the Mueller Report 'There Was Nothing There,' Says a Very Confident Giuliani Of the Mueller Report

Rudy Giuliani, Trump’s personal lawyer and a man not known for making sensible declarations, accidentally said something that bordered on wise on CBS’ Face the Nation today, which was: Why not send the full Mueller report to Congress? There’s nothing to hide!

I'm Sorry to Report That Once Again, Trump Will Skip the White House Correspondents' Dinner I'm Sorry to Report That Once Again, Trump Will Skip the White House Correspondents' Dinner

Donald Trump, known for...many things...but not his self-deprecating humor, has elected to skip the White House Correspondents Dinner for a third year in a row.

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