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People suck!!!! People suck!!!!

Parked at the ass end of a huge lot where there were tons of empty spaces so as to not have a car parked next to me. Came back to this. No note or anything. Yeah, I know it’s only 10 year old used car, but I fulfilled a childhood dream buying it, and it took me months to find the right one. Great! Thanks asshole!

Svended! Svended!

Had the summer wheels put on and gave her a very thorough bath, inside and out. Those double spokes are a PITA to keep clean. I think I also found a trustworthy indie mechanic who knows his way around these things. Ever since my indie BMW mechanic in Bavaria committed suicide, I was at a loss as to where to take her…

School me on cheap Blue Ray players

A DVD I ordered turned out to be a Blue Ray. Instead of returning it, I thought why not go with the times and get one of these blue ray player thingies? What is there to know? How cheap can you go without getting useless garbage? It won’t get used very often (5-6 times a year) as I mostly stream video, so I don’t care…

Which car do you absolutely not want to see parked next to you? Which car do you absolutely not want to see parked next to you?

So you park all the way in the back of a lot, where there are tons of empty spaces, and when you come back some fuckwit parked right next to you. Much like in the urinal meme.

It's Wagon Wednesday! It's Wagon Wednesday!

BvdV’s post about wanting an SD1 reminded me of this wagon we saw at the British Motor Museum.

A good day!!! A good day!!!

Not only did I find a Hot Wheels R33 Skyline that will sit nicely between the R34 and the R32 as well as the Hako and the Kenmeris, I also got appointed as “Beamter auf Lebenszeit” (think lifelong full tenure), basically meaning that I can never ever be fired until I retire with a nice pension. Yep, today was a good…

Europpomeet Wales 2018 – A personal take Europpomeet Wales 2018 – A personal take

The previous posts have already shown you what horrors befell the peaceful Welsh countryside at the end of March, I just want to share my personal experience here.

This guy has a point This guy has a point

It may be a bit of an oversimplification but there is valid reasoning nonetheless.

Who ya gonna call? Who ya gonna call?

Spotted today in Stralsund. The temp plates (Nov. - April) indicate that it’s a winter beater. I don’t think it’s ex police as they tend to take the light bars off and stuff little plastic plugs in the holes, but who knows?

Snow = Fun Snow = Fun

Got to do my first ever RWD snonuts. Still a bit of a learning curve, but I looove that they actually let you disable all the acronyms with the touch of a button.

Shit! Shit!

Just got a text that my indie BMW mechanic shot himself inside his shop today. He had a stroke last year which wiped the last couple years off his hard drive. Another BMW tech was helping him out, re-training him, helping him to do baby steps so to speak. Business was slow, but he was back working on cars, doing an…

Happy Valentine's Day to our better halves! Happy Valentine's Day to our better halves!

The cars! Let’s start an appreciation thread. Why do we love what we drive?

Mondays! Mondays!

I give him A for effort. Probably wouldn’t recommend watching at work.

I know that we frown at people who clap after landing I know that we frown at people who clap after landing

but I might make an exception for this one. Ttyymmm and other aviation geeks, you have to watch this propeller plane coming from Sylt landing in Düsseldorf during storm “Friederike” yesterday. I think the pilot brought the plane down solely with the weight of his massive balls.

This photographer should work on his/her/its skills!!! This photographer should work on his/her/its skills!!!

Too dark, object not centered, weird white square... 0/10 wouldn’t recommend for €20.

X-Mas Family Picture X-Mas Family Picture

Don’t we all love that around the holidays you can get the whole family together for a photoshoot? Hers, his, and mine. (F31 320xd; F11 530xd; E61 525i) Will post reviews soon. Spoiler alert: The F11 isn’t exactly my favourite.

Childhood Memories! Childhood Memories!

I’m currently at myparent’s house helping them gut my old rooms. Found a shoe box with some stuff in it.

A little shoutout to our Integra lovers A little shoutout to our Integra lovers

May your day be better than this guy’s.

I almost forgot that it's Wagon Wednesday!  I almost forgot that it's Wagon Wednesday! 

Also called humpday, to remind us that we made some progress towards the bliss called weekend. So let’s admire some hefty behinds.

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