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The New Jane Fonda Documentary Dives Headfirst Into Her Controversial Activism

Few people have lived lives as marked by reinvention as Jane Fonda, one of the most famous women of the mid-20th Century. And she’ll be talking about it in depth for Jane Fonda in Five Acts, an upcoming HBO documentary.

Hello Please Take a Free Museum Ticket Thank You  Hello Please Take a Free Museum Ticket Thank You 

It’s the dog days of blog summer so here’s something wholesome: free museum tickets!

I Hate How Targeted I Feel by King Daddy Over Here

Netflix has just dropped a trailer for Outlaw King, the upcoming lavish historical epic in which Chris Pine plays Robert the Bruce. Judging by his perfectly grizzled appearance, his transformation into sex symbol for millennial moms is complete.

Experts Say These Lion Cubs Are Growing Great; Jezebel Says They Could Be Fatter  Experts Say These Lion Cubs Are Growing Great; Jezebel Says They Could Be Fatter 

Experts say these white lion cubs are quickly and healthily gaining weight. Far be it for Jezebel—a blog staffed entirely by clowns—to question the experts! However, we say that these cuties could perhaps be just the slightest bit more roly-poly.

Liam Neeson Will Play a Snowplow Driver... HELLBENT ON REVENGE! Liam Neeson Will Play a Snowplow Driver... HELLBENT ON REVENGE!

Upon hearing that Liam Neeson’s next role would be that of a snowplow driver, you might assume that he was going indie to revamp his career once again, after a decade of playing ACTION DADS. You would be wrong! Because this snowplow driver is going after a drug lord—of course.

COOKIE WAR? Oreo Accused of Grocery Villainy By Competitor Hydrox COOKIE WAR? Oreo Accused of Grocery Villainy By Competitor Hydrox

Did you know that Oreo is not the original American sandwich cookie? And that in fact the ACTUAL original American sandwich cookie has major beef with the brand, to the point of filing a complaint to the FTC alleging Oreo’s parent company is making stores hide their competitor’s wares? Meet Hydrox!

Saturday Night Live Reportedly Hurt Ivanka's Feelings :(  Saturday Night Live Reportedly Hurt Ivanka's Feelings :( 

Ivanka Trump was reportedly very, very mad about the Saturday Night Live skit that made her the face of a glamorous new perfume called “Complicit.” Aw, it’s hard being complicit.

Don't Throw Recycling in the Trash Just Yet  Don't Throw Recycling in the Trash Just Yet 

Have you heard? Recycling is out. Nobody wants your painstakingly sorted tuna cans and milk jugs anymore; might as well just throw the whole practice in the garbage! Except that’s maybe not quuuuuuuuite true.

Is the Nutria, an Invasive Rodent Plaguing Wetlands, Cute or Not?  Is the Nutria, an Invasive Rodent Plaguing Wetlands, Cute or Not? 

They’re an ecological menace literally known as “river rats.” But is the nutria maybe a little cute? Just a tiny bit?

Laura Dern May Be the Latest Addition to Greta Gerwig's Little Women Adaptation  Laura Dern May Be the Latest Addition to Greta Gerwig's Little Women Adaptation 

Laura Dern is reportedly in talks to pile onto Greta Gerwig’s upcoming adaptation of Little Women. Yes, this is the third Little Women adaptation either recently released or currently in the works, but it’s certainly the most star-studded.

Some Additional Instagram Playground Ideas for Selfie-Loving Millennials  Some Additional Instagram Playground Ideas for Selfie-Loving Millennials 

NBC News has an update on the phenomenon of pop-up experiences seemingly engineered specifically for the perfect viral selfie—things like the Museum of Ice Cream. They call them “Instagram playgrounds,” which is the best possible way to describe these places. “You can huff and buff all you want and say, ‘I can’t…

Today Was a Great Day for Betrayal  Today Was a Great Day for Betrayal 

Welcome to Barf Bag, a daily politics roundup to help you sort through the chaotic Trumpian news cycle.

Aristocrat Sues France Because He's Not Prince of Monaco  Aristocrat Sues France Because He's Not Prince of Monaco 

Perhaps you thought the era of dynastic disputes and rival claimants to the throne were a thing of the past, a phenomenon consigned to an era when monarchy mattered. Think again, says French aristocrat Louis de Causans!

Exclusive Video of Jezebel's Summer Vacation 

In a beautiful parable about summer expectations vs. summer reality, a group of women stranded in a weed-choked patch of lake on a giant rainbow unicorn float had to be rescued by the local sheriff, via lasso.

Long-Lost Marilyn Monroe Nude Scene Cut From The Misfits Rediscovered  Long-Lost Marilyn Monroe Nude Scene Cut From The Misfits Rediscovered 

A writer has rediscovered Marilyn Monroe’s long-lost first nude scene—locked in a cabinet.

Sorry to Say Meghan Markle Did NOT Win a Teen Choice Award  Sorry to Say Meghan Markle Did NOT Win a Teen Choice Award 

I’m so sorry to report that Meghan Markle has been robbed—by Harry Styles! Of her 2018 Teen Choice Award, that is. Styles, I hope you’re prepared to be eaten alive by the corgis for this offense against the majesty of the Crown!

2 Costume Drama Nerds Watch A Room With a View, the Pinnacle of the Form  2 Costume Drama Nerds Watch A Room With a View, the Pinnacle of the Form 

It’s an iconic moment in the canon of romantic cinema, perhaps the iconic moment: George Emerson striding through an Italian poppy field to plant one on Lucy Honeychurch to the swelling sounds of Puccini. And somehow, until recently, I had just... never gotten around to watching A Room With a View.

Feud: Charles and Diana Appears to Have Stalled Out  Feud: Charles and Diana Appears to Have Stalled Out 

In a crushing blow to me, personally, Feud: Charles and Diana is currently not moving forward at FX. [Wails, gnashes teeth, rends garments including eBay-sourced commemorative Charles and Diana wedding t-shirt]

What's the Right Size Birthday Cake?  What's the Right Size Birthday Cake? 

This is a question faced anew every time you feel moved to celebrate a loved one with something besides a sensibly sized cupcake, because you never can quite remember what you did the last time and whether it worked. So let’s just hammer this out right now.

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