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Jersey Shore, Abridged: Who the Fuck Is the Right Person to Love? Jersey Shore, Abridged: Who the Fuck Is the Right Person to Love?

In Jersey Shore, Abridged, Jezebel planned to recap the first season, and maybe the entire series, of Jersey Shore in 3 to 5 sentences followed by viewing comprehension questions and therapeutic prompts. An editorial decision was made to jump ahead to the latest season because rewatching the entire series was bad for…

Richest Man Alive Still Winning War on Poor People  Richest Man Alive Still Winning War on Poor People 

It seems that Amazon, a company valued at $768 billion and owned by the richest man alive, has succeeded in pressuring the Seattle City Council to take up a repeal of a business tax meant to fund relief for the city’s growing homelessness and housing crisis. A crisis caused, in no small part, by Amazon.

Melania Is Right There  Melania Is Right There 

“The first lady is great—right there,” the president says, pointing.

Jersey Shore, Abridged: The Shart Is a Lonely Hunter  Jersey Shore, Abridged: The Shart Is a Lonely Hunter 

In Jersey Shore, Abridged, Jezebel planned to recap the first season, and maybe the entire series, of Jersey Shore in 3 to 5 sentences followed by viewing comprehension questions and therapeutic prompts. An editorial decision was made to jump ahead to the latest season because rewatching the entire series was bad for…

Steve Was the Hottest One Steve Was the Hottest One

For the 20th anniversary of Sex and the City—which premiered on HBO on June 6, 1998 and went on to become iconic prestige television—Jezebel is doing a week of posts dedicated to our favorite band of sexual women friends.

Jersey Shore, Abridged: 'And You're Not a Part of Group Chat' Jersey Shore, Abridged: 'And You're Not a Part of Group Chat'

In Jersey Shore, Abridged, Jezebel planned to recap the first season, and maybe the entire series, of Jersey Shore in 3 to 5 sentences followed by viewing comprehension questions and therapeutic prompts. An editorial decision was made to jump ahead to the latest season because rewatching the entire series was bad for…

Do Not Piss On Your Bathmat  Do Not Piss On Your Bathmat 

Time for your weekly edition of the Deadspin Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. Drew’s back next week. Today, we’re talking about piss-soaked bathmats, lotion application, and whether or not football games last 12 hours.

Jersey Shore, Abridged: Angelina, Borne Back Ceaselessly Into the Past Jersey Shore, Abridged: Angelina, Borne Back Ceaselessly Into the Past

In Jersey Shore, Abridged, Jezebel planned to recap the first season, and maybe the entire series, of Jersey Shore in 3 to 5 sentences followed by viewing comprehension questions and therapeutic prompts. An editorial decision was made to jump ahead to the latest season because rewatching the entire series was bad for…

Can You Listen to Don Jr. Repeating 'The Fruits of My Father’s Labors' for 1 Minute Without Crying Blood?

Don Jr. went on Laura Ingraham’s radio show on Monday to talk about, among other important topics, the fruits of his father’s labors. Can you make it to the end of the clip without dying? My guess is no!

A Mother in the United States  A Mother in the United States 

A mother in the United States is most likely to receive a greeting card as a gift on Mother’s Day (77 percent), followed closely by flowers (69 percent) and a meal outside the house (55 percent). Associated spending is expected to reach $23.1 billion in 2018, down from $23.6 billion in 2017.

Donald Trump Congratulates Americans Freed From North Korea Prison on Great Ratings  Donald Trump Congratulates Americans Freed From North Korea Prison on Great Ratings 

Early Thursday morning, three Americans released from a North Korean prison arrived back in the United States. The president was waiting to welcome them.

Jersey Shore, Abridged: Domesticity Replaces Partying and Fucking, But Ron's Shit Remains Jersey Shore, Abridged: Domesticity Replaces Partying and Fucking, But Ron's Shit Remains

In Jersey Shore, Abridged, Jezebel planned to recap the first season, and maybe the entire series, of Jersey Shore in 3 to 5 sentences followed by viewing comprehension questions and therapeutic prompts. An editorial decision was made to jump ahead to the latest season because rewatching the entire series was bad for…

Jersey Shore, Abridged: 'Neither Does He Know Me Neither' Jersey Shore, Abridged: 'Neither Does He Know Me Neither'

In Jersey Shore, Abridged, Jezebel will be recapping the first season, and maybe the entire series, of Jersey Shore in 3 to 5 sentences followed by viewing comprehension questions and therapeutic prompts. This series is in honor of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation and me, for my decision to watch and appreciate Jersey…

Jersey Shore, Abridged: The Situation Fucks in a Hot Tub, But the Emotional Void Remains Jersey Shore, Abridged: The Situation Fucks in a Hot Tub, But the Emotional Void Remains

In Jersey Shore, Abridged, Jezebel will be recapping the first season, and maybe the entire series, of Jersey Shore in 3 to 5 sentences followed by viewing comprehension questions and therapeutic prompts. This series is in honor of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation and me, for my decision to watch and appreciate Jersey…

Melania Trump Has Been Wearing a Lot of Funeral Outfits This Week, in My Opinion  Melania Trump Has Been Wearing a Lot of Funeral Outfits This Week, in My Opinion 

Welcome to Barf Bag, a daily politics roundup to help you sort through the chaotic Trumpian news cycle.

Jersey Shore, Abridged: In a Moment of Vulnerability, a Dick Piercing Is Revealed Jersey Shore, Abridged: In a Moment of Vulnerability, a Dick Piercing Is Revealed

In Jersey Shore, Abridged, Jezebel will be recapping the first season, and maybe the entire series, of Jersey Shore in 3 to 5 sentences followed by viewing comprehension questions and therapeutic prompts. This series is in honor of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation and me, for my decision to watch and appreciate Jersey…

Have 170 People Ever Called for Your Resignation Over Multiple Instances of Corruption and Egregious Mismanagement?  Have 170 People Ever Called for Your Resignation Over Multiple Instances of Corruption and Egregious Mismanagement? 

Because this is what has happened to Environmental Protection Agency Administrator Scott Pruitt, whose face is shiny and tight like a mask.

Jersey Shore, Abridged: Snooki Craves Connection But Finds Cruelty Instead Jersey Shore, Abridged: Snooki Craves Connection But Finds Cruelty Instead

In Jersey Shore, Abridged, Jezebel will be recapping the first season, and maybe the entire series, of Jersey Shore in 3 to 5 sentences followed by viewing comprehension questions and therapeutic prompts. This series is in honor of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation and me, for my decision to watch and appreciate Jersey…

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