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Melania Trump Has Been Wearing a Lot of Funeral Outfits This Week, In My Opinion  Melania Trump Has Been Wearing a Lot of Funeral Outfits This Week, In My Opinion 

Welcome to Barf Bag, a daily politics roundup to help you sort through the chaotic Trumpian news cycle.

Jersey Shore, Abridged: In a Moment of Vulnerability, a Dick Piercing Is Revealed Jersey Shore, Abridged: In a Moment of Vulnerability, a Dick Piercing Is Revealed

In Jersey Shore, Abridged, Jezebel will be recapping the first season, and maybe the entire series, of Jersey Shore in 3 to 5 sentences followed by viewing comprehension questions and therapeutic prompts. This series is in honor of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation and me, for my decision to watch and appreciate Jersey…

Have 170 People Ever Called for Your Resignation Over Multiple Instances of Corruption and Egregious Mismanagement?  Have 170 People Ever Called for Your Resignation Over Multiple Instances of Corruption and Egregious Mismanagement? 

Because this is what has happened to Environmental Protection Agency Administrator Scott Pruitt, whose face is shiny and tight like a mask.

Jersey Shore, Abridged: Snooki Craves Connection But Finds Cruelty Instead Jersey Shore, Abridged: Snooki Craves Connection But Finds Cruelty Instead

In Jersey Shore, Abridged, Jezebel will be recapping the first season, and maybe the entire series, of Jersey Shore in 3 to 5 sentences followed by viewing comprehension questions and therapeutic prompts. This series is in honor of Jersey Shore: Family Vacation and me, for my decision to watch and appreciate Jersey…

Tribute Vid for Paul Ryan Please Play Sarah McLachlan While Watching

Paul Ryan is retiring from Congress after 22 years of collecting a salary from the public while trying to deprive that same public of similar material comforts.

Jezebel Regrets Its Decision to Hire Cannibal Witch as Writer-at-Large  Jezebel Regrets Its Decision to Hire Cannibal Witch as Writer-at-Large 

It is not easy to admit our mistakes, particularly now, given the current media climate and general culture of intolerance on college campuses. Still, we feel that we owe our readers an apology.

Scott Pruitt Wants the EPA to Spend Less on the Environment and More on His Favorite Aides  Scott Pruitt Wants the EPA to Spend Less on the Environment and More on His Favorite Aides 

When the Trump administration proposed cutting the Environmental Protection Agency’s funding by a staggering 31 percent, Scott Pruitt told Congress that was fine. “I believe we can fulfill the mission of our agency with a trim budget,” the agency administrator said at the time. Congress ultimately rejected those cuts…

Our Government Is Run by Vape Teens  Our Government Is Run by Vape Teens 

Who helps run the federal government? Vape teens and your worst cousin.

Jezebel Investigates: Is This a Finger, a Bicep, or Jared Kushner's Cursed Pec?  Jezebel Investigates: Is This a Finger, a Bicep, or Jared Kushner's Cursed Pec? 

Theodore Kushner, the youngest son of Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner, was born two years ago today. To commemorate the occasion, Trump shared the following photo on Twitter and Instagram:

The Sports Confession Hour With Me, Your Friend Katie  The Sports Confession Hour With Me, Your Friend Katie 

Life is a strange thing, isn’t it? I had no idea, for example, that after many years spent not playing or following sports, I would one day become the deputy editor of Deadspin following the untimely death of Barry Petchesky. And yet, here I am. The deputy editor of Deadspin.

What Time Will the President and Former Vice President Fight? What Time Will the President and Former Vice President Fight?

The President of the United States and the former Vice President of the United States want to fight each other; that much is certain. What remains unclear is when this fight will take place.

Special Assistant to the President Ivanka Trump Has Handwritten Lyrics to 'Don't Stop Believing' In Her Office (A Reminder to Never Stop Believing) Special Assistant to the President Ivanka Trump Has Handwritten Lyrics to 'Don't Stop Believing' In Her Office (A Reminder to Never Stop Believing)

You will not read anything in The Washington Post’s profile of Ivanka Trump that you haven’t read in virtually every other profile of the first daughter and Special Assistant to the President of the United States, a role she chose for herself after working for nearly two years to help elect her father, a corrupt…

Wassive Corporation WcDonald's Tewporarily Changes Its Nawe Wassive Corporation WcDonald's Tewporarily Changes Its Nawe

WcDonald’s, the global fast food chain best known for the WcNugget, WcGriddle, and Happy Weal, is celebrating International Wowen’s Day in a very unique wanner.

New Ad for the Republican Party Hopes You've Never Met the Republican Party  New Ad for the Republican Party Hopes You've Never Met the Republican Party 

A new ad from the Republican National Congressional Committee warns of a “civil war” in the Democratic Party, something that Republicans could never understand.

Sam Nunberg Is Having the Time of His Life and Honestly I Am Having the Time of My Life With Him  Sam Nunberg Is Having the Time of His Life and Honestly I Am Having the Time of My Life With Him 

In a truly unexpected, incredibly brave, and unquestionably very good legal move, former Trump campaign aide Sam Nunberg announced on Monday that he will not comply with a grand jury subpoena in the Russia investigation but thank you for asking!

Stephen Miller Needs His Java!!!!  Stephen Miller Needs His Java!!!! 

Being racist and wildly indifferent to human suffering can make a man tired. Today, Stephen Miller was that man.

Why Does Donald Trump Jr. Sound Like Such a Terrible Asshole? A Voice Coach Explains  Why Does Donald Trump Jr. Sound Like Such a Terrible Asshole? A Voice Coach Explains 

Donald Trump Jr. is a terrible asshole and a person with the voice and demeanor of a terrible asshole. There are no doubt other men in the United States who inherit vast wealth from their families, spend their time liking social media posts accusing the teenage survivors of a school shooting of being paid actors, and…

Centrism Will Fix Gun Violence, Say Men Who Refuse to Learn or Admit Where the Actual Center Is Centrism Will Fix Gun Violence, Say Men Who Refuse to Learn or Admit Where the Actual Center Is

Twenty-four hours, two bad centrist columns about gun violence that distort public sentiment. Why?

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