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The Definitive Jezebel Profile of Melania Trump  The Definitive Jezebel Profile of Melania Trump 

Melania Trump seems to be very much alone in her position. 

Sean Hannity Removes the Middle Man  Sean Hannity Removes the Middle Man 

Sean Hannity, who routinely gives Donald Trump’s lawyers uninterrupted airtime to say whatever they want, will on Friday give Donald Trump’s lawyers uninterrupted airtime to say whatever they want. The thrilling twist this time around is they will be the actual hosts of Hannity’s radio show, which is a much more…

The Heartbreaking Timeline of Lance Bass's Failed Attempt to Buy The Brady Bunch House The Heartbreaking Timeline of Lance Bass's Failed Attempt to Buy The Brady Bunch House

Lance Bass wanted to buy the house from The Brady Bunch and thought he had bought the house from The Brady Bunch, but it turns out he did not buy the house from The Brady Bunch.

Melania Trump Not 'Hoebag' Melania Trump Not 'Hoebag'

Are you staying hydrated?

Is This Paul Manafort's $15,000 Ostrich Skin Jacket? [Updated] Is This Paul Manafort's $15,000 Ostrich Skin Jacket? [Updated]

The trial of Paul Manafort began on Tuesday with prosecutors arguing that the former Trump campaign chairman—who is currently facing a litany of charges related to tax evasion, bank fraud, and money laundering—lived an “extravagant lifestyle” subsidized with money he brought in through his lobbying in Ukraine.

Me?  Me? 

Who?

How Tall Is Donald Trump?  How Tall Is Donald Trump? 

How tall is Donald Trump, the current president of the United States? It’s the question on everyone’s lips, according to Google Trends, every day of my life and probably long past my death. The answer is 6'3", says his doctor. These photos, however, tell a different story.

Goodbye Ivanka Trump (TM) Goodbye Ivanka Trump (TM)

Ivanka Trump is shuttering her namesake fashion brand, the Wall Street Journal reports. Goodbye generic sheath dresses conveniently worn at high-profile campaign events and White House functions; goodbye to shoes that got the company sued multiple times for copyright infringement; goodbye to all of it!

Martha Wears a Choker  Martha Wears a Choker 

What is Martha Stewart up to on this Friday afternoon? She is up to her neck in a choker that resembles an elegant cat collar, is what she is up to.

Donald Trump Dreams About Joe Biden  Donald Trump Dreams About Joe Biden 

“I dream about Biden,” Donald Trump said on Thursday in response to a question about his preferred Democratic challenger in the 2020 presidential election. This means that the president would like to fight former Vice President Joe Biden in a physical sense, with his meat fists, and now also in a political sense.

WAS THERE COLLUSION?  WAS THERE COLLUSION? 

LOOKS LIKE NO.

Crime Time  Crime Time 

Friday, again! Who’s ready to cry?

Wear Boxer Briefs, If You Want  Wear Boxer Briefs, If You Want 

There are two major problems with summer, as I see it: 1. Too hot for clothes 2. And yet we must? A skirt or dress can be a nice solution, as they don’t hang too heavy and look real cute, but can also come with a problem of their own: ass hanging out. There is nothing inherently wrong with an ass hanging out, but it’s…

The New York Times Makes the Liberal's Case (Again) The New York Times Makes the Liberal's Case (Again)

Good morning from the New York Times.

Saying Goodbye to Joanna Rothkopf, a Physically Strong Genius 

You already know that Joanna Rothkopf is an outrageously good writer, funny in a way that feels like magic, and a beautiful video celebrity. But did you know that she also has a truly intimidating amount of strength inside her body, cultivated through intense circuit training that includes lifting heavy weights and…

A Salute to Hot Dogs, the Best Meat  A Salute to Hot Dogs, the Best Meat 

Everything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our worst, most idiotic thoughts and opinions.

Jersey Shore, Abridged: 'We'll Be Good, I Know We Will' Jersey Shore, Abridged: 'We'll Be Good, I Know We Will'

In Jersey Shore, Abridged, Jezebel planned to recap the first season, and maybe the entire series, of Jersey Shore in 3 to 5 sentences followed by viewing comprehension questions and therapeutic prompts. An editorial decision was made to jump ahead to the latest season because rewatching the entire series was bad for…

The White House Is That Couple That Celebrates the 1-Week Anniversary of Their First Kiss 

Except instead of first kiss it’s that time the White House and congressional Republicans did class war together. Congrats to the happy couple!

'After' Roe Is Now 'After' Roe Is Now

What if Roe v. Wade falls?

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