Hello and welcome to Tuesday, everybody. I’m feeling a little dazed myself, but hopefully I’ll be able to get through this week.
Hello and welcome to yet another Monday in the world. Time to stop your dandy weekend stuff and get ye back to the grind.
Hello and Happy Friday, one and everyone. The clock can’t spin fast enough around here, assuming it goes at all and the lights don’t go out. YAY SPRING SHOWERS.
Hello and happy Thursday, everybody. I dunno about you, but my week so far has been kind of a trip.
Hello and happy hump day, all. Time to come out from under your hidey-hole and say hello for a moment.
Hello, one and all, and welcome to Tuesday morning. Not to be confused with Tuesday afternoon, by which time you might be both moody and blue.
Hi all, and oh joy if it ain’t Monday again. Anyone already wistfully looking forward to another weekend?
Hello, fellow travelers, and Happy Friday! We still have a little to get through before Teh Weekend, but that’s what them interwebz are for.
Goood morning, peoples, and welcome to Another Thursday comin’ atcha.
Hello and welcome to Hump Day. If we’re lucky this week won’t end up getting too rocky before it’s all over.
Hey howdy happy Tuesday, peeps. We’re moving on down the line of the week, I suppose, but we’re not out of the woods yet.
Hello, everybody, and welcome to Monday! Week is here, come rain or shine, so we might as well try to have some perspective on it.
Hello, fair travelers of the internetz, and welcome to Friday! Seems we may be on target for making it to the weekend after all. Though now I’ve said that it’ll probably shoot me in the ass.
Hey howdy happy Thursday, O Mighty ’Noisers. Please feel free to scribble a little friendly hello for the peeps.
Hello again, all. Seems once more we are finding ourselves hump-adjacent and wondering what’s to come. Y’all stand and account for yourselves at the window to the ’Noise.
May Day! May Day! It’s morning again and we can’t crash now! Not to belabor the point but yeesh, this year already.
Gooooood morning, sunshines, and welcome to another Monday, the last day of April FFS.
Heeeeeeey Friday peeps. Pretty sure I don’t need to ’splain to ya, but the weekend is gonna happen soon. I’m sure it’ll be a barrel of fun once we get there anyways.
Hello everybody, and welcome to Thursday. By now you may be drafting a notion of what awaits you on the weekend, but we’re not quite done yet. Share a note or two about what else is going on today.
Hello everyone, and welcome to the middle of the week. Hope you’re holding up okay so far. But do stop for a moment and put the brakes on whatever to say hey.