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Ranch Dressing Is Perfect, So Don't Even Try to Improve It Ranch Dressing Is Perfect, So Don't Even Try to Improve It

This morning, my colleague Megan Reynolds alerted the Jezebel staff to a disturbing piece of information. Someone thinks they can make ranch dressing—a perfect condiment—better than it already is. This is a fool’s errand, I said to myself, taken aback at my desk. This person or persons are setting themselves up for…

Paris Jackson Says This Week Has Been 'Nonstop Bullshit' Paris Jackson Says This Week Has Been 'Nonstop Bullshit'

On Saturday, TMZ reported that Paris Jackson had been hospitalized following an attempted suicide. Jackson—who has been vocal about not wanting to get involved in any sort of public battle over her father Michael Jackson’s image and legacy, following the Leaving Neverland docuseries—immediately denied the story. “fuck…

What's VJ Kennedy Up To?  What's VJ Kennedy Up To? 

Kennedy—as in, the former MTV VJ Kennedy, née Lisa Kennedy Montgomery—has been making excellent use of her time lately, brainstorming potential nicknames for presidential hopeful Beto O’Rourke. So far, she’s landed on Beta O’Dork and her coworkers seem very fond of her wit.

The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina: Part 2 Is Obsessed With Darkness The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina: Part 2 Is Obsessed With Darkness

“I feel like I’ve been walking down this darker path,” Sabrina Spellman says in the trailer for The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina: Part 2. Later, she walks through the woods with what looks like warlock Nicholas Scratch, who appears to be carrying a bloody axe. Obviously, the Netflix Sabrina remake has completely…

David Foster Might Have Done Crimes If His Daughter Had Wanted to Go to College David Foster Might Have Done Crimes If His Daughter Had Wanted to Go to College

Erin Foster, the daughter of Canadian producer and musician David Foster, posted a screenshot on Instagram of a text her father sent her, where he gives his two cents on the college admissions scandal enveloping Lori Loughlin, Felicity Huffman, dozens of other rich parents, and their apparently mediocre children.…

Carly Rae Jepsen Goes Full-On Cat Lady, Iggy Azalea Falls Flat, and Selena Gomez Snores Carly Rae Jepsen Goes Full-On Cat Lady, Iggy Azalea Falls Flat, and Selena Gomez Snores

Yeah: Carly Rae Jepsen, “Now That I Found You” (video) - This peculiar video stars one cat as the object of Carly’s obsession, which then multiplies into many cats. The cat is creepy at first; it watches Carly shower and does that thing cats do where they sit upright like humans, but ultimately it’s another living…

This $500 Billion Lawsuit Against Lori Loughlin and Felicity Huffman Is Inspiring This $500 Billion Lawsuit Against Lori Loughlin and Felicity Huffman Is Inspiring

This college admissions cheating scandal just took a turn for the very unexpected because Lori Loughlin and Felicity Huffman are getting sued for (RuPaul voice) FIVE HUNDRED BILLION DOOOOOLAHHHS!

Your Smartphone and Lack of Sleep Could Be Making You Depressed Your Smartphone and Lack of Sleep Could Be Making You Depressed

If things have a tendency to feel bleak these days, it’s not just you. Young Americans are more than twice as more likely to suffer from mental health problems than they were a decade ago, a new study published by the American Psychological Association finds.

Khloe Kardashian Is Ready to Move On, Maybe Khloe Kardashian Is Ready to Move On, Maybe

Khloe Kardashian has officially started the public “I’m getting over my ex” process, inaugurating this momentous occasion with—what else—a good Instagram. In a pic, she’s leaning against a car, on the phone, sunglasses on, and looking about as candid as I do when I’m out with my friends and they’re like, “Wait, pose…

Comedian Aparna Nancherla On Corporate and Laughing at Her Own Anxiety Comedian Aparna Nancherla On Corporate and Laughing at Her Own Anxiety

The office comedy Corporate can be bleak—so bleak that it sometimes circles around to relatable, as it follows two groggy-looking junior executives who fluctuate between being strung out and just shrugging off their terrible work conditions. The show follows a handful of employees at Hampton Deville, a soulless…

Sephora Drops Sponsorship Deal with Olivia Jade Sephora Drops Sponsorship Deal with Olivia Jade

Olivia Jade may not even be back from spring break (spraaaang breaaaak!) in the Bahamas yet, but the University of Southern California freshman is already starting to lose work following her mother Lori Loughlin’s alleged involvement in the piping hot college bribery scandal.

Two Stanford Students Are Suing All the Schools Involved in College Bribery Scandal Two Stanford Students Are Suing All the Schools Involved in College Bribery Scandal

Two students at Stanford University, Emily Olsen and Kalea Woods, have filed a class action lawsuit against all eight schools—including University of Southern California, Yale University, and Stanford—that have been named so far in the college admissions scandal.

Sandy Hook Victims' Families Can Now Go to Trial Against Gun Manufacturers Sandy Hook Victims' Families Can Now Go to Trial Against Gun Manufacturers

Several families who lost children in the Sandy Hook massacre and one teacher who was shot but survived can now take the manufacturers who sold the semiautomatic rifle used in the shooting to court, after a Connecticut Supreme Court ruling Thursday.

Of Course Olivia Jade Was On a USC Official's Yacht as the College Admissions Scandal Broke Of Course Olivia Jade Was On a USC Official's Yacht as the College Admissions Scandal Broke

It’s only a matter of time before noted vlogger and University of Southern California freshman Olivia Jade, whose mother Lori Loughlin allegedly bribed the school with $500,000 to admit her daughter, releases some kind of YouTube apology or tearful explainer about what’s going on. Until then, there’s TMZ—and the…

Ariana Grande's Signature Starbucks Drink Is NOT Vegan, OK? Ariana Grande's Signature Starbucks Drink Is NOT Vegan, OK?

The Ariana Grande-inspired Cloud Macchiato, Starbucks’s latest attempt to create an Instagram-able beverage and connect with the youth, is definitely not vegan. The ingredients list, per BuzzFeed, reveals that the “cloud powder” (which makes the drink fluffier than a regular macchiato) and the caramel sauce both…

The FDA Is Going After Mail-Order Abortion Medication  The FDA Is Going After Mail-Order Abortion Medication 

In October 2018, Rebecca Gomperts, the founder of the abortion-by-mail service Women on Web, confirmed she had branched out to the United States. Gomperts had long avoided doing so for fear that the anti-abortion movement would go after her work, but said that the need for the service was ultimately too great. “I got…

J.Lo's Absurdly Huge Engagement Ring Could Be Worth $5 Million J.Lo's Absurdly Huge Engagement Ring Could Be Worth $5 Million

To declare his undying love for her, Alex Rodriguez went all out and got Jennifer Lopez a massive engagement ring—but the public doesn’t yet know how much it costs or just how many carats it is. To get to the bottom of this, People Magazine “jewelry experts” for their opinions on it, and their convoluted answers made…

Lisa Vanderpump Will NOT be Destroyed by Puppygate! Lisa Vanderpump Will NOT be Destroyed by Puppygate!

Lisa Vanderpump has been accused by her Real Housewives of Beverly Hills co-stars of planting the seeds for a potential new show, all about her animal rescue shelter Vanderpump Dogs, in the latest season of RHOBH. True to form, though, Vanderpump doesn’t seem to give a shit.

Mariah Carey Brings Glamour to the NYC Subway, Louis Tomlinson Mourns, and New Maren Morris

Y: Mariah Carey, “A No No” (video) - This video looks like a giant bag of cotton candy exploded in a subway car and everybody just proceeded to have a good time dancing while Mariah Carey stood by singing and looking glamorous. Note her use of air quotes when she sings “irregardless.” Obviously, it’s showtiiime! —…

Make Taraji P. Henson a Warlock Make Taraji P. Henson a Warlock

Taraji P. Henson’s appeal is undeniable—unless you were a producer or director who met her before she starred on Empire. That much was clear when she accepted her Golden Globe for her role as Cookie Lyons in 2016. “Please wrap?” she said on stage, as the show tried to cut her off. “I waited 20 years for this. You…

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