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DOTS executive heavyweight DOTS executive heavyweight

Hoo boy that is a lot of car.

New office setup New office setup

It comes with a three burner alcohol stove, microwave, heat, bathroom, sloop rig, refrigerator, and a bed.

It's my birthday in two hours and I want to tell you about the first car I crashed. 

When I was 5 years old the family moved to a new house so I cannot tell you how old I was when this happened but I was big enough to sit behind the wheel and reach the shifter on the column.

I'm tempted to order one of these I'm tempted to order one of these

... and rewire my inoperative emergency assist overhead button to order quarts of oil from the driver’s seat with ease.

Indy 500, brought to you by Vaseline

These folks don’t seem to be getting any warning whatsoever before the snap understeer takes them out at 220 mph. Brutal.

This post is not car related This post is not car related

LCD Soundsystem vs The Yeah Yeah Yeahs tonight at the Hollywood Bowl, in just a couple hours.

Why do they give you both keys to a rental?

I’ve got a Hyundai Mistake with an excited squirrel for a motor for a few days in LA. It’s annoying to drive but what the fuck is with rental places giving you two keys that are crimped onto #6 gauge wire? Every time I rent a car I need a separate pocket for the two remotes for the same car, wired together which makes…

Nice hairline, moron. 

Chubby balding loser makes the news for being a loser.

Nobody guessed it exactly right (BlueMazda2 was damn close)  Nobody guessed it exactly right (BlueMazda2 was damn close) 

Do yourself a favor and read the left hand side of the ad. It’s hilarious.

You get points for even guessing the year You get points for even guessing the year

Yes, those are pop up headlights.

1992 Corvette passed smog with flying colors... 1992 Corvette passed smog with flying colors...

When the place didn’t call me to let me know it was ready to pick up I assumed it hadn’t passed. I walked back braced for the news. I had no reason not to expect it to pass aside from the lack of phone call... I’ve been using the same place for years and they always call.

Poor-sha

Welp.

DOTS: Ferrari 612 Scagletti DOTS: Ferrari 612 Scagletti

I head to the DMV in Napa for several reasons. Pictured: one of those reasons.

We're all in agreement here We're all in agreement here

Also, does anyone know what Scoob drives?

The White House is powered by Kinja

Suddenly it all makes sense.

Thank you Oppo Thank you Oppo

I’ve needed to vent a couple times this weekend about some very non-car-related goings on and you guys were nice enough to allow it. There’s a bunch of good peeps on this site and I appreciate you.

I can tell you exactly why 1-800-mattress is going out of business

Yeah, strap in for this update to my previous posting:

It's got good looks It's got good looks

Nothing obviously wrong with the build quality... from the outside anyway.

I can now tell you exactly why Sears is going out of business I can now tell you exactly why Sears is going out of business

When I was a kid I remember Sears as being a really cool store. Granted, I’m into chainsaws and wrenches and patio furniture and gas grills so what’s not to love?

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