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We don't get rain for months, and yet what happens? We don't get rain for months, and yet what happens?

Thunderstorm that delays the Broncos game. Mother Nature can kiss my pasty white ass.

NFL open thread NFL open thread

I actually didn’t watch any of this game (no cable), but the way it ended was entertaining at least. Well, for those who were able to see it, anyway.

I wish I had money I wish I had money

Because I need this in my life.

Hyperbolic marketing claptrap of the day Hyperbolic marketing claptrap of the day

“Enriched” with ethanol?

DOTS in Aurora DOTS in Aurora

Hey, look! It’s the world’s worst photo of a Mitsubishi Delica Super Exceed!

NFL Open Thread NFL Open Thread

Week 1 is here. MY BODY IS READY.

"The Patriots could go undef-"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOPE

NFL Open Thread, roster cutdown day NFL Open Thread, roster cutdown day

HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH!

5-day weekend! 5-day weekend!

I’ve been looking forward to this for about a month now. I’m not even doing anything planned or going anywhere, I just wanted some time away from it.

I am not impartial I am not impartial

Most adorable dog ever.

I did it. I did it.

I found the weirdest cover version ever. North Korean students doing an accordion version of A-Ha’s “The Sun Always Shines On TV”.

Don't forget when you put tools in your back pocket Don't forget when you put tools in your back pocket

I’m sitting at my desk wondering why my right ass cheek hurts. Then it dawned on me, it hurts because I put a monkey wrench in my back pocket while I was removing shelving racks from a box truck and forgot about it. Now I have a wrench-shaped dent on my butt.

Now this is more appropriate for me Now this is more appropriate for me

No more chocolate cake vodka for me. We went shopping and I decided to try this since I like regular black so much. Here goes...

World's worst 'what's Oppo drinking' thread

Tonight it’s some chocolate cake flavored UV vodka chased with lemon flavored sparkling water, or as I like to call it, the ‘holy crap we need to do some shopping’ special.

Good way for the Broncos to start the preseason...

Second play of the game and Chris Harris Jr. snags a pick six. Rock on!

Vintage cop cars abound Vintage cop cars abound

Here’s the world’s worst pic of a vintage Plymouth Fury (I think) cop car. It had the livery of the City of Lakewood (CO) on it and sounded awesome.

I would never have thought... I would never have thought...

... That upgrading from my ancient 2007 version of Microsoft Office to the current version would bring me such joy, but holy crap it has.

He didn't touch home plate, Nog! He didn't touch home plate, Nog!

Nog: “What do I do?”

Am I crazy for considering one of these?

I happened to be looking at cars.com one day, specifically at new cars in a ridiculously low range when I found a surprising number of Jettas. Most of them are $5-6.5k below MSRP. I’m used to seeing cars with stupidly low prices because they have a mix of unattainable rebates thrown in, but there are a few different…

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