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Apparently, Elantras come in threes Apparently, Elantras come in threes

This is my partner’s Elantra Limited that we bought a couple weeks ago. Before that, my parents bought a white 2018 Elantra SE. Yesterday, his parents bought a Maserati Quattropo... I’m just kidding, they bought a dark grey Elantra SEL.

I guess I'll have a drink, too. I guess I'll have a drink, too.

I got a call from my partner earlier. He was supposed to have the next 6 days off. Instead, he doesn’t get any of them off because his punkass assistant manager decided to quit via text message with no warning. Retail sucks ass.

NFL Open thread, Super Bowl edition

I’ll keep this brief.

Clean car (for once) Clean car (for once)

I’ve been neglecting my poor car for a while. My partner got his old car detailed before he traded it in and the place he took it to did a pretty good job for $60, so I took mine there.

Old job drama Old job drama

I’ve been at my new job a month, and I got a text from the guy who took over my position. He got laid off today. o.O

How's your day, Oppo?/What's Oppo drinking today? How's your day, Oppo?/What's Oppo drinking today?

Jeep Gladiator unrelated to post, but still awesome.

We did a thing We did a thing

My partner decided to trade in his base model 2016 Elantra GT for a newer, differenter, more luxuriouser 2018 Elantra Limited. He’s a normie, so he’s always been way more interested in features than the actual car itself. This thing has a ridiculous level of features including Blue Link, which means he can lock,…

What is Oppo drinking today? What is Oppo drinking today?

I had a couple of these left in my fridge, so that’s what I started with.

NFL Open Thread, Championship Sunday NFL Open Thread, Championship Sunday

So who ya got in the AFC Championship game?

After a little over a week on the new job... After a little over a week on the new job...

It’s been a long time since I’ve had to do prolonged lifting, standing, and loading and unloading. I need a massage. But I’m happy and way less stressed.

Anyone got a good cigar recommendation? Anyone got a good cigar recommendation?

Over the last six years, I’ve probably smoked about a thousand of these guys in various sizes. That’s not an exaggeration, it’s been at least that many if not more. I’ve averaged about one to three per day.

"I don't care what you think, I like the ______" "I don't care what you think, I like the ______"

Go ahead. Admit it. You like something that the rest of the world will never understand. Here’s your chance to confess to the world.

NFL Open Thread NFL Open Thread

Had a whole ton of crap to do, and the game’s started so I’ll be brief.

This game has been boring... This game has been boring...

... But Marcus Mariota just threw a TD pass to himself (with Darrelle Revis’ help) and that was entertaining.

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