Thunderstorm that delays the Broncos game. Mother Nature can kiss my pasty white ass.
I actually didn’t watch any of this game (no cable), but the way it ended was entertaining at least. Well, for those who were able to see it, anyway.
Because I need this in my life.
“Enriched” with ethanol?
Hey, look! It’s the world’s worst photo of a Mitsubishi Delica Super Exceed!
Week 1 is here. MY BODY IS READY.
I’ve been looking forward to this for about a month now. I’m not even doing anything planned or going anywhere, I just wanted some time away from it.
Most adorable dog ever.
I found the weirdest cover version ever. North Korean students doing an accordion version of A-Ha’s “The Sun Always Shines On TV”.
I’m sitting at my desk wondering why my right ass cheek hurts. Then it dawned on me, it hurts because I put a monkey wrench in my back pocket while I was removing shelving racks from a box truck and forgot about it. Now I have a wrench-shaped dent on my butt.
No more chocolate cake vodka for me. We went shopping and I decided to try this since I like regular black so much. Here goes...
Tonight it’s some chocolate cake flavored UV vodka chased with lemon flavored sparkling water, or as I like to call it, the ‘holy crap we need to do some shopping’ special.
I dig it.
Second play of the game and Chris Harris Jr. snags a pick six. Rock on!
Here’s the world’s worst pic of a vintage Plymouth Fury (I think) cop car. It had the livery of the City of Lakewood (CO) on it and sounded awesome.
... That upgrading from my ancient 2007 version of Microsoft Office to the current version would bring me such joy, but holy crap it has.
Nog: “What do I do?”
I happened to be looking at cars.com one day, specifically at new cars in a ridiculously low range when I found a surprising number of Jettas. Most of them are $5-6.5k below MSRP. I’m used to seeing cars with stupidly low prices because they have a mix of unattainable rebates thrown in, but there are a few different…