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Huge chungus Huge chungus

Brb gonna zip tie someone to a fucking tree or something

Dots: R, Matey Dots: R, Matey

It was a spaceball.

Day Nine of Strike Day Nine of Strike

This color combo. I approve. You see lots of interesting vehicles when you’re on the side of the road six hours a day

My take of the day My take of the day

The Elantra that was just discontinued is the best looking car in its class. A coworker of mine has one in a misty blue and I can't help but eye it every time I see her pull in.

On the mortality of cars On the mortality of cars

*UPDATE* the motherfucker worked ONCE. I’m so pissed. I got my bluetooth dongle to connect ONCE. By the time I went to get the good scantool that can actually read the airbag light it was back to being non-communicative.

Things rarely seen Things rarely seen

When was the last time you saw one of these old-school COEs in active duty?

HammerheadFistpunch I'm calling you out! HammerheadFistpunch I'm calling you out!

My casserole is better than yours. Or at least my camera is.

Question: Why do auto forums suck so much? Question: Why do auto forums suck so much?

Every reply you get to a post asking for help is one of three things:

Well that's certainly an interesting promo Well that's certainly an interesting promo

Too bad there's probably no winner and it's just a cheap trick to get you into the dealership.

Sitrep: lit up like a Christmas tree Sitrep: lit up like a Christmas tree

Buckle up folks cause this list of maladies reads like one of those crazy person string maps in a crime drama:

This car continues to astound me This car continues to astound me

I’d already done 20 miles before resetting the trip odo, so the car is telling me a theoretical range of 550 miles. This is doing 70mph. If I slow it down and really try, I think I could get 600 highway miles per tank which is ABSURD for even a modern non-hybrid car.

Worst picture ever of Worst picture ever of

Colt Vistaaaaaaa!

I suddenly want an MKII Cortina in Amber Gold.

Went to a property showing Went to a property showing

The sellers realtor showed up in this.

Welp, they called it. Welp, they called it.

After two months of tension and contract negotiations involving federal mediators, my labor union has called a strike. I spent the rest of my scheduled shift picketing with my coworkers.

Dare I? Dare I?

The urge. It is so strong but I know I mustn’t.

I need to stop drinking and Amazoning I need to stop drinking and Amazoning

I’m not exactly wasting money, but I end up ordering things I need but was putting off purchasing, like $120 scantools. I’m not gonna cancel the order because that would be admitting I did something dumb.

So that's what that rattle was. So that's what that rattle was.

Crap. This is gonna be a bitch and a half to replace.

Eventually the Grand Tour will run out of epic trips to take. Eventually the Grand Tour will run out of epic trips to take.

What’s next? The guys take on the Darien Gap in Piaggio Apes? Retrace the Paris-Dakar in £2000 sports cars? Cross Russia east-west in commie cars via logging roads?

This is an 80's appreciation thread This is an 80's appreciation thread

But it’s not about Radwood-style nostalgia. Rather, this thread is to acknowledge the advancements in the automotive industry that occurred during this period. I don’t think any other decade saw such a rapid change in the way cars were designed and built. Here’s a breakdown:

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