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Audience Members Injured After Stampede at Hamilton Performance  Audience Members Injured After Stampede at Hamilton Performance 

A Friday night performance of Hamilton at San Francisco’s Orpheum Theatre ended in a stampede when the audience confused a medical emergency, coupled with staged gunfire in the play, for an active shooter.

It Sure Seems Like Bernie Is Planning on Running Again  It Sure Seems Like Bernie Is Planning on Running Again 

All the signs point to a second Bernie Sanders bid for the White House.

NYPD Commander Being Investigated for Allegedly Telling Officers to Shoot 50 Cent 'On Sight'  NYPD Commander Being Investigated for Allegedly Telling Officers to Shoot 50 Cent 'On Sight' 

A Brooklyn precinct commander is being investigated by the Internal Affairs Bureau for allegedly telling officers to shoot rapper 50 Cent.

Chicago Police 'Shift Trajectory' of Jussie Smollett Investigation  Chicago Police 'Shift Trajectory' of Jussie Smollett Investigation 

Days after calling reports that Jussie Smollett staged his own attack “inaccurate,” Chicago police now say the focus of the investigation has changed.

Phoebe Bridgers on Ryan Adams Allegations: 'If Your Friend Is Acting Fucked Up, Call Them Out'  Phoebe Bridgers on Ryan Adams Allegations: 'If Your Friend Is Acting Fucked Up, Call Them Out' 

Days after the New York Times reported that musician Ryan Adams allegedly pursued women, including fellow musician Phoebe Bridgers, for sex with promises of career advancement, Bridgers has commented on the story via an Instagram post.

Saturday Night Social: This Cabbage Is the Stuff of Nightmares Saturday Night Social: This Cabbage Is the Stuff of Nightmares

It’s all fun and horticulture until your alien cabbage eats your dentist.

So Long, Payless, and Thanks for All the BOGOs So Long, Payless, and Thanks for All the BOGOs

Am I the only one who feels a way about the fact that Payless is closing all 2,100 of its remaining U.S. stores?

LSU Fraternity Members Arrested on Criminal Hazing Charges     LSU Fraternity Members Arrested on Criminal Hazing Charges    

On Thursday, nine members of the Louisiana State University chapter of the Delta Kappa Epsilon fraternity were arrested after being accused of brutally hazing pledges.

Katy Perry's Engagement Ring Looks Vaguely Familiar  Katy Perry's Engagement Ring Looks Vaguely Familiar 

Katy Perry recently announced her engagement to Orlando Bloom on Instagram with an apropos pun about being in “full bloom.”

Chicago Police: Jussie Smollett Hoax Reports 'Unconfirmed' and 'Inaccurate'    Chicago Police: Jussie Smollett Hoax Reports 'Unconfirmed' and 'Inaccurate'   

On Thursday, a ABC7 Chicago report citing “multiple sources” said that Empire star Jussie Smollett may have orchestrated his own attack in order to avoid having his character written off. But almost immediately following its publication, Chicago police and writers for Empire denied the validity of those reports.

Nickelodeon and Kenan Thompson Are Bringing Back All That Nickelodeon and Kenan Thompson Are Bringing Back All That

My impression of Katrina Johnson’s impression of Ross Perot was a huge, retroactively embarrassing part of my childhood. Despite those cringey memories, an All That revival is one among the billions of reboots happening right now that I can actually get down with.

The Bachelor's Colton Underwood Says He Was Groped by Fans The Bachelor's Colton Underwood Says He Was Groped by Fans

Okay, people for real need to leave poor Colton alone.

F.B.I. Investigating Explicit Messages Ryan Adams Allegedly Sent to a 14-Year-Old   F.B.I. Investigating Explicit Messages Ryan Adams Allegedly Sent to a 14-Year-Old  

The F.B.I. is now looking into some of the graphic messages musician Ryan Adams was accused of sending to a teenager in light of a New York Times piece wherein multiple women came forward to accuse Adams of proffering career advancement while simultaneously asking for sex.

Bob Costas Was Ousted From 2018 Super Bowl for Saying Football 'Destroys People's Brains' Bob Costas Was Ousted From 2018 Super Bowl for Saying Football 'Destroys People's Brains'

Bob Costas has long been vocal about the devastating physical effects of football, but after telling a 2017 journalism symposium that the game causes severe harm to a “considerable number” of players, Costas says NBC kicked him off the Super Bowl broadcast over fears of damaging the network’s relationship with the NFL.

Legendary Sportscaster Arrested for Making Florida Sign Less Racist    Legendary Sportscaster Arrested for Making Florida Sign Less Racist   

Warner Wolf, an 81-year-old sportscaster who announced baseball, football, and the Olympics for ABC in the 1970s and popularized the phrase “Let’s go to the video tape” removed the word “Plantation” from a sign in his gated community, Classics Plantation Estates, after criticizing the neighborhood’s name for being…

Fake Scar Cream That Nobody Needed Cost Military $65 Million Fake Scar Cream That Nobody Needed Cost Military $65 Million

A tube of Mederma scar cream costs around $30 on Amazon, but for the military, a tube of scar cream runs $14k and doesn’t actually treat scars.

Brad Pitt Was at Jennifer Aniston's Birthday Party, Along With the Rest of Hollywood  Brad Pitt Was at Jennifer Aniston's Birthday Party, Along With the Rest of Hollywood 

Every A-list celebrity in Hollywood, along with a few B+ list hangers-on, was at Jennifer Aniston’s 50th birthday party on Feb. 9. So is it really that weird her ex-husband Brad Pitt was there?

Saturday Night Social: Let's Watch Kyle MacLachlan Do His Best Catherine O'Hara Saturday Night Social: Let's Watch Kyle MacLachlan Do His Best Catherine O'Hara

Schitt’s Creek and maple syrup are proof that Canada loves us and wants us to be happy, and the season one fruit wine commercial staring Catherine O’Hara as Moira Rose is the show at its most perfect.

Fiji Now Countersuing the Golden Globes Water Girl  Fiji Now Countersuing the Golden Globes Water Girl 

Fiji Water, a corporation known for its quirky viral marketing stunt, pretty bottles, and importing rich people’s water from a country battling deadly typhoid outbreaks because of its tainted water supply, is now countersuing their much-memed Golden Globes water girl.

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