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Jane Doe Accuser in Russell Simmons Case Will Not Have to Pay Him $10 Million Jane Doe Accuser in Russell Simmons Case Will Not Have to Pay Him $10 Million

Russell Simmons’s request that the woman who accused him of rape pay $10 million in sanctions has been denied by a judge and the lawsuit against Simmons will continue.

Woman Leprechaun Shatters Green Glass Ceiling Woman Leprechaun Shatters Green Glass Ceiling

“Leprechauns are men,” someone, somewhere is surely saying right now. But women are equally capable of dressing in green suits and matching green Irish country hats to brandish blackthorn sticks at cheering crowds because leprechauns aren’t real and thus can be whatever we wish them to be.

Lisa Rinna's Mother, Lois, On Surviving the Trailside Killer: 'I Should Not Even Be Here' Lisa Rinna's Mother, Lois, On Surviving the Trailside Killer: 'I Should Not Even Be Here'

Only two people survived attacks by the Trailside Killer, and one of them was Lisa Rinna’s mother, Lois Rinna.

Shay Mitchell Lost Her Tooth to a Bagel Shay Mitchell Lost Her Tooth to a Bagel

Having had some truly awful bagels since moving away from NYC, the news that a bagel produced outside the five boroughs caused physical harm comes as no surprise.

Mashed Potato Bandit Terrorizes Mississippi Neighborhood Mashed Potato Bandit Terrorizes Mississippi Neighborhood

A neighborhood in Jackson, Mississippi is being plagued with mysterious bowls of mashed potatoes left on their cars, porches, and mailboxes.

Real Life Quidditch Sounds Terrible Real Life Quidditch Sounds Terrible

In the Harry Potter series, nary a quidditch match passes without a broken arm, broken nose, or cluster of dementors swarming the pitch hoping to suck someone’s soul out through their mouths. Turns out real-world quidditch is just as, if not more, brutal.

Dina Lohan and Her Internet Boyfriend Broke Up Dina Lohan and Her Internet Boyfriend Broke Up

Turns out Dina Lohan wasn’t being catfished, but it looks like she still may never meet face-to-face with the internet guy she was dating for half a decade.

Cursive Is Making a Comeback Cursive Is Making a Comeback

It would seem that my love of needlessly curly letters is the most American thing about me. And soon, youths may even be able to read my handwriting.

Chinese Food Doesn't Need Cleaning Chinese Food Doesn't Need Cleaning

A recently-opened Manhattan restaurant called Lucky Lee’s is billing itself as “clean,” guilt-free Chinese food by relying on a marketing concept based on a mix of stereotypes and food guilt.

Saturday Night Social: Coachella Is Upon Us Saturday Night Social: Coachella Is Upon Us

It is that storied time of year when celebrities journey into the desert to hold plastic cups of wine and feel like they understand what it must have been like to attend Woodstock, except with less mud and more photo ops. Double tap it or not, Coachella is happening.

Michelle Visage Evicts Her 'Toxic Sacks of Silicone' Michelle Visage Evicts Her 'Toxic Sacks of Silicone'

Michelle Visage’s breasts are at least as delightful an element of RuPaul’s Drag Race as Ross Mathews, and next time we see them (Visage’s breasts, not Ross Mathews), they’ll be sans implants.

Here's the First Trailer for the Chelsea Manning Documentary, XY Chelsea

Showtime has finally released the first trailer for its upcoming Chelsea Manning documentary, XY Chelsea, which is set to premiere on May 1 at Tribeca Film Festival.

Lena Waithe Will Join the Cast of Westworld for Season 3 Lena Waithe Will Join the Cast of Westworld for Season 3

Adding Lena Waithe to a project immediately makes it better. That is facts. But how she finds the time to give us so many things at once remains baffling and, frankly, more than we deserve.

Someone Is Staring at You in Personal Growth: The When Harry Met Sally Gang Is Back Together Someone Is Staring at You in Personal Growth: The When Harry Met Sally Gang Is Back Together

Even after 30 years, When Harry Met Sally holds up as 96 perfect minutes. And on Thursday night, my parents Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal got back together for a few hours to explain precisely why it’s so goddamn good.

In a New Court Filing, Amber Heard Claims Johnny Depp Threatened to Kill Her In a New Court Filing, Amber Heard Claims Johnny Depp Threatened to Kill Her

A Virginia court filing that serves as a response to Johnny Depp’s $50 million defamation lawsuit against ex-wife Amber Heard contains absolutely horrifying details about Depp’s alleged domestic violence during their relationship.

Ashley Judd On Georgia's Abortion Ban: 'I Would've Had to Co-Parent With My Rapist' Ashley Judd On Georgia's Abortion Ban: 'I Would've Had to Co-Parent With My Rapist'

Ashley Judd recently spoke candidly about her own abortion and the importance of protecting the right to safe and legal abortion at New York’s Women in the World Summit.

Instagram Influencer Reports Deleted Account to Police Instagram Influencer Reports Deleted Account to Police

Perhaps this may come as a surprise, but neither local nor state police have jurisdiction over which accounts are allowed to remain on Instagram.

Kristin Cavallari Says Jay Cutler Unclogged Her Milk Ducts By 'Sucking Harder Than He's Ever Sucked' Kristin Cavallari Says Jay Cutler Unclogged Her Milk Ducts By 'Sucking Harder Than He's Ever Sucked'

Reading the headline pretty much gives all the information to which I am privy, but the manual siphoning of blocked milk ducts is a thing that happened in the Cavallari/Cutler household.

Halsey Says She Considered Sex Work as a Teen Experiencing Homelessness in New York City Halsey Says She Considered Sex Work as a Teen Experiencing Homelessness in New York City

At a Saturday benefit for youth homelessness, Halsey talked about her own experiences as a teenager who struggled to afford food and find a safe place to stay.

A New Beyoncé Special Is Headed to Netflix A New Beyoncé Special Is Headed to Netflix

Everybody start gagging because Beyoncé is about to make your living room so much better.

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