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Stare into the void with these GIFs of Elizabeth Holmes Stare into the void with these GIFs of Elizabeth Holmes

You only have yourself to blame if you’re still somehow unaware of Elizabeth Holmes and the undeniably bonkers story of Theranos. If you’re looking to catch up to the rest of us, however, check into HBO’s The Inventor, which does a fine job of breaking down the Silicon Valley debacle. The Alex Gibney-directed exposé…

Queer Eye heads to Kimmel, turns Guillermo into a stone-cold stud Queer Eye heads to Kimmel, turns Guillermo into a stone-cold stud

If you, like us, have already binged every episode of the new season of Netflix’s Queer Eye and find yourself wanting more heartwarming, entertaining stories of reinvention, look no further than this recent episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live!. While four of the Fab Five were visiting the late-night show to promote their new…

Katee Sackhoff doesn’t know what happened to Starbuck, either Katee Sackhoff doesn’t know what happened to Starbuck, either

[The following contains spoilers for the Battlestar Galactica reboot.]

Devon Sawa's fateful Final Destination flight has come back to haunt him Devon Sawa's fateful Final Destination flight has come back to haunt him

Sunday marked the 19th anniversary of the release of Final Destination, the first installment in a horror franchise of diminishing returns that pitted a group of unsuspecting teens against the Rube Goldbergian schemes of Death itself. On Sunday, star Devon Sawa, mistaking the date for the film’s 20th anniversary—it…

Lady Gaga delivered a surprise set at a jazz show curated by Limp Bizkit's Fred Durst Lady Gaga delivered a surprise set at a jazz show curated by Limp Bizkit's Fred Durst

Last week, Los Angeles residents adventurous enough to attend a jazz show curated by Fred Durst were treated to a special, albeit incongruous surprise when Lady Gaga unexpectedly took the stage, stealing the slot we assume was meant for the guy from Staind.

Let’s talk about Gendry, who is absolutely winning the Game Of Thrones Let’s talk about Gendry, who is absolutely winning the Game Of Thrones

With season eight of HBO’s Game Of Thrones less than a month away, the time has come to place your bets on who you think will be left sitting on the Iron Throne when the final credits roll. There are a few plausible options left in the ever-dwindling cast of characters, some more plausible than others. A recent video…

Why Bohemian Rhapsody’s editing Oscar win is bullshit, in one scene Why Bohemian Rhapsody’s editing Oscar win is bullshit, in one scene

Film editing, if done well, isn’t something you notice. It’s meant to enhance, not distract, and thus why so many film fans were shocked and appalled when Bohemian Rhapsody, a film seemingly cut by a sentient dose of speed, walked away with the Academy Award for Best Editing this year. Recently, YouTube film buff …

Beto O'Rourke is running for president, apparently against his dog's wishes Beto O'Rourke is running for president, apparently against his dog's wishes

Beto O’Rourke has officially kicked off his 2020 campaign for president, and though many Democrats were energized by his run at Ted Cruz’s senate seat last year, not everyone is excited. As was noticed by the folks over at The Daily Dot, the former Texas representative might have one naysayer inside his very home.

The women artists who got a
serial sexual harasser fired from Nickelodeon made a cartoon about it The women artists who got a serial sexual harasser fired from Nickelodeon made a cartoon about it

On last night’s episode of Full Frontal, Samantha Bee admits she’s getting a little #MeToo fatigue. That’s understandable. It’s exhausting and demoralizing to trot out the details of these depressingly similar cases again and again, with little evidence that things are improving. So, in order to shake things up—and…

The Simpsons’ Al
Jean reflects on Hans Moleman, who was definitely yelling “Boo-urns” The Simpsons’ Al Jean reflects on Hans Moleman, who was definitely yelling “Boo-urns”

With a city as well-populated as Springfield, it can be difficult to decide which of the many colorful background Simpsons characters is your favorite. We’re willing to bet, though, that creaky Hans Moleman is near the top of most people’s lists. The shriveled, squinty-eyed senior citizen has taken the brunt of some…

McMansion Hell dunks on the ugly mansions of Lori Loughlin,
others indicted in college scandal McMansion Hell dunks on the ugly mansions of Lori Loughlin, others indicted in college scandal

Yesterday, we reported that authorities had charged actors Lori Loughlin, Felicity Huffman, and at least 50 other rich dopes with participating in a college entrance-exam cheating scheme that helped their children gain admission to some of the country’s most elite universities. The details of the case outline a gross…

The highest-grossing
movies of all time are rated PG-13, and there's a reason for that The highest-grossing movies of all time are rated PG-13, and there's a reason for that

Take a look at the top ten highest grossing films of all time and you’ll find they all share one common trait. No, it’s not superheroes or Minions or even Tom Cruise; rather, it’s the fact that each of these massive blockbuster movies is rated PG-13, the kind of rating that, when applied to horror or comedy, often…

John Mulaney's wife texts him GIFs of himself John Mulaney's wife texts him GIFs of himself

The fact that John Mulaney is one of the top working comedians today is fairly indisputable. His 2018 stand-up special Kid Gorgeous is a triumph, each of his hosting outings on Saturday Night Live were season highlights, and his most recent turn as a Sondheim surrogate for Documentary Now!’s parody of Company is a…

James McAvoy is selling the shirt he wore to the Oscars James McAvoy is selling the shirt he wore to the Oscars

Don’t worry, James McAvoy hasn’t fallen on hard times. No, the Scotland-born actor is selling off his ink-stained dress shirt for a much more charitable reason. According to a new post on the charity auction platform Prizeo, McAvoy is offering fans a chance to win the shirt he wore to this year’s Oscars Ceremony in…

Bill Hader’s pitch-black Barry performance is fueled by shitty high school memories Bill Hader’s pitch-black Barry performance is fueled by shitty high school memories

Bill Hader’s shown a side of himself that fans of his comedy work rarely see on HBO’s Barry. Simply put, he’s scary. As the titular hitman-turned-aspiring actor, Hader conveys some truly dark, deep-seated shit. His character wants something more out of life, but struggles to reckon with the fact that maybe the only…

Stan Lee’s Captain
Marvel cameo raises a lot of questions Stan Lee’s Captain Marvel cameo raises a lot of questions

Last November, soon after the passing of Stan Lee, Marvel Studios president Kevin Feige teased the fact that many of the comic book legend’s upcoming cameos in MCU films were already in the can. Fans got a look at one such cameo this week in Captain Marvel, which not only functioned as a touching send-off for Lee, but…

More than 25 years later, the Meat Puppets reflect on Nirvana: Unplugged More than 25 years later, the Meat Puppets reflect on Nirvana: Unplugged

Before Kurt Cobain uttered their name during the 1993 taping of MTV Unplugged, most people had never heard of the Meat Puppets. Even fewer people would have recognized brothers Curt and Cris Kirkwood sitting on stage with Nirvana, had Cobain not shouted them out specifically. In a recent interview with Rolling Stone, …

Sorry, Aragorn-heads: Amazon’s Lord Of The Rings will unfold during the Second Age of Middle
Earth Sorry, Aragorn-heads: Amazon’s Lord Of The Rings will unfold during the Second Age of Middle Earth

Yesterday, we reported how Amazon seemed to be hinting that, despite rumors to the contrary, their forthcoming Lord Of The Rings-adjacent series would not focus on the trials and tribulations of a young Aragorn (portrayed by Viggo Mortensen in Peter Jackson’s film adaptation). Today, the official Twitter account for…

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