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Jason Kelce Absolutely Wrecked This Recycling Bin Jason Kelce Absolutely Wrecked This Recycling Bin

Reporters in attendance at today’s Wentz-less Eagles practice noted that starting center Jason Kelce kicked a recycling bin and stormed out of the practice bubble.

Jalen Brunson Broke Temple, Again Jalen Brunson Broke Temple, Again

PHILADELPHIA — Temple was on a run, and the Liacouras Center was rocking. It was a big game. Villanova came into North Philly last night as the No. 1 team in the nation. The Wildcats had won 21 consecutive Big 5 games—an unprecedented streak in Philly hoops history.

Larry Johnson Says He Can’t Remember Two Of His NFL Seasons Larry Johnson Says He Can’t Remember Two Of His NFL Seasons

In an interview with the Washington Post, former NFL running back Larry Johnson says he can’t remember two of his seven seasons in the league. Johnson tells the paper’s Kent Babb he believes he’s living with chronic traumatic encephalopathy, a degenerative brain disease caused by repeated head trauma.

Things Eagles Fans Said Outside The L.A. Coliseum About Carson Wentz’s Injury Things Eagles Fans Said Outside The L.A. Coliseum About Carson Wentz’s Injury

LOS ANGELES — I knew it as soon as I saw Carson Wentz walking to the tunnel. The Eagles had just scored a touchdown to take the lead. The Coliseum, which had to be about 40 percent Eagles fans, was rocking. But from Row 93 I spotted it. Wentz was walking to the tunnel with a towel over his head.

Which Potential Olympic Mascot Has The Best Superpowers? Which Potential Olympic Mascot Has The Best Superpowers?

Yesterday, the committee organizing the 2020 Toyko Summer Olympics announced the finalists for the official mascots of the Olympic and Paralympic Games. As you can expect in a mascot-mad country like Japan, the process was complicated. Seriously, there were eight meetings of the Mascot Selection Process Panel, then…

This Ref’s Exaggerated Traveling Call Is So Great This Ref’s Exaggerated Traveling Call Is So Great

Syracuse beat UConn in the second game of the Jimmy V Classic last night. ‘Cuse dominated for pretty much the entire game, but that doesn’t mean there weren’t good highlights.

Chiefs Suspend Marcus Peters One Game For Throwing Flag Into Stands, Leaving Field Chiefs Suspend Marcus Peters One Game For Throwing Flag Into Stands, Leaving Field

The Kansas City Chiefs, once 5-0 and Super Bowl favorites, are in a freefall. They’re 6-6 and tied with two other teams atop the AFC West. On Sunday, they went up 14-0 on the Jets five minutes into the game—and lost, 38-31.

Dallas Keuchel Got Hurt In The Astros’ Championship Parade Dallas Keuchel Got Hurt In The Astros’ Championship Parade

The Houston Astros confirmed earlier this week that Dallas Keuchel has a minor foot injury. The pitcher, an all-star this season who started two games in the World Series, got hurt in a curious way: He fell during the championship parade and sprained his ankle.

Julius Thomas Scores Touchdown, Fucks Football Julius Thomas Scores Touchdown, Fucks Football

Touchdown celebrations are cool. Touchdown celebrations that pantomime sex are even cooler.

The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is This Failed Dive The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is This Failed Dive

Diving is an impressive sport. Athletes train endlessly so they can nail near-perfect dives, over and over. Even at the high school level, it’s pretty cool.

Leonard Fournette And Jaguars Celebrate Touchdown With Free Throw Leonard Fournette And Jaguars Celebrate Touchdown With Free Throw

Here’s this week’s NFL celebration that makes little sense: After Leonard Fournette’s five-yard touchdown run today, some of the Jacksonville Jaguars lined up for a free throw.

The Hashmarks For Vikings-Falcons Are In The Wrong Spot  The Hashmarks For Vikings-Falcons Are In The Wrong Spot 

The Atlanta Falcons’ stadium hosted the SEC championship game Saturday night. A crew spent all night repainting the field in order to have it ready for today’s Vikings-Falcons game. They did a nice job, with one exception: The hashmarks were in the wrong spot.

Pontiac Silverdome Implosion Fails

The Pontiac Silverdome wanted to stick around a little longer.

John Fox On Bears: “We Don’t Know Exactly What We’re Doing” John Fox On Bears: “We Don’t Know Exactly What We’re Doing”

Yesterday the Bears released Tre McBride, a wide receiver whose 92-yard performance in Week 8 against New Orleans is the best single-game receiving performance for any player on the team this year. McBride also played on 78 percent of the team’s offensive snaps in Sunday’s loss to the Eagles.

How The Hell Should You Pee In This Toilet? How The Hell Should You Pee In This Toilet?

This toilet has vexed me for the last two days.

Kenjon Barner Pulls Jaylen Watkins Away From The Football Like It’s A Grenade Kenjon Barner Pulls Jaylen Watkins Away From The Football Like It’s A Grenade

The 9-1 Eagles are beating up on the 3-7 Bears today, leading 24-0 at halftime. But the smartest play of the day goes to Kenjon Barner.

Runners Compete In Delhi Half Marathon Amid Heavy Pollution Runners Compete In Delhi Half Marathon Amid Heavy Pollution

A pair of Ethiopians, Birhanu Legese and Almaz Ayana, swept the men’s and women’s half marathons yesterday in Delhi, India. But the big story from the event was simply that it was run at all: The nearly 30,000 runners who competed in the half-marathon and shorter races on Sunday raced amid heavy pollution.

Penn Coach Sorry For Costing Fans A Shot At Free Cheesesteaks, Vows Future Culinary Satisfaction Penn Coach Sorry For Costing Fans A Shot At Free Cheesesteaks, Vows Future Culinary Satisfaction

The University of Pennsylvania Quakers men’s basketball team took on Penn State Brandywine at the Palestra on Saturday, and I was in attendance. I took my dad, who actually played for Penn State Brandywine back when it was Penn State’s Delaware County extension campus. I figured getting to see my alma mater whoop the…

Joel Embiid Has Monster Game, Says “69”

Joel Embiid had the best game of his professional career last night, with 46 points, 15 rebounds, 7 assists and 7 blocks. He’s the first player to put up that line (though the NBA only began counting blocks in 1973). The Sixers beat the Lakers, 115-109, in a game where they shot just 22 percent from three. Embiid was…

U.S. Soccer May Host The World Crap Next Summer U.S. Soccer May Host The World Crap Next Summer

The U.S. men’s national team lost to Trinidad and Tobago in its final qualifying game last month, and won’t play in the World Cup for the first time since 1986. But the U.S. won’t be the only big country missing out on Russia 2018.

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