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The Shutdown Could End Tomorrow But Dealing With Trump Is Like Negotiating With a Criminal The Shutdown Could End Tomorrow But Dealing With Trump Is Like Negotiating With a Criminal

Before taking office, President Donald Trump shouted from the rafters about his ability to get deals done. He truly sold white America on his business acumen and ability to seal the deal. Now we all realize that his business methods are equivalent to a goon holding a debtor’s kids in a seedy basement until he gets his…

Referee With Racist Past Forces Black Student to Cut Dreadlocks or Forfeit Wrestling Match Referee With Racist Past Forces Black Student to Cut Dreadlocks or Forfeit Wrestling Match

A New Jersey high school wrestler was reportedly told by a referee with a history of racist behavior to cut his dreadlocks or forfeit his match during a competition Thursday.

Stephen Miller Left His Lacefront Back at the Crib, Does Interview Without His Spray-On Baby Hair Stephen Miller Left His Lacefront Back at the Crib, Does Interview Without His Spray-On Baby Hair

White House senior policy adviser Stephen Miller has started his natural no-hair journey. He’s ditched his canned quick-weave and told his barber to “pull the sunroof back” as he made a Thursday night appearance on CNN and host Wolf Blitzer didn’t say “I see that the back of your head has reached a peace treaty with…

Trump Tells Republicans to Go ‘Nuclear’ for Border Wall, GOP Tells Crazy Old Man to Go Sit Down Trump Tells Republicans to Go ‘Nuclear’ for Border Wall, GOP Tells Crazy Old Man to Go Sit Down

Senate Republicans have kindly told President “Boarder” Wall to go fuck himself over his claims that they should change Senate rules to bully funding for his dumb as Lego Wall along the Mexican border.

#HallwayHasselhoff: Human Border Wall Harasses Black Men for Proof of Residency #HallwayHasselhoff: Human Border Wall Harasses Black Men for Proof of Residency

Since President Trump has deputized whiteness, a colonizer was caught on tape shortly after staking claim to an apartment building he’s lived in for 27 years and demanding to see a black resident’s freedom papers.

Our President Just Tweeted a Photo of Himself Wearing a Hillbilly Onesie and We’re Probably All Going to Die Our President Just Tweeted a Photo of Himself Wearing a Hillbilly Onesie and We’re Probably All Going to Die

The Donald J. Trump parody Twitter account is hilarious. Today, out of nowhere, it posted this uproarious tweet before the actual president’s signing of a farm bill.

Did Fox and Friends Force Trump to Shut Down the Government If He Doesn’t Get His Border Wall? Did Fox and Friends Force Trump to Shut Down the Government If He Doesn’t Get His Border Wall?

While the Senate was busy passing a bill to keep the government open, Fox and Friends were busy calling out the president for caving to Congress for agreeing to sign a bill that didn’t include his “boarder” wall.

Josh Gordon Is Either a Subject of His Own Stupidity or a Tragic Victim of Drugs and Mental Health Issues... Or Both Josh Gordon Is Either a Subject of His Own Stupidity or a Tragic Victim of Drugs and Mental Health Issues... Or Both

New England Patriots wide receiver Josh Gordon is leaving the game he played all his life for the umpteenth time. Gordon said Thursday that the break was to focus on his mental health but sources tell ESPN that Gordon is facing another suspension for violating the conditional reinstatement terms under the NFL’s drug…

Acting Attorney General Matthew Whitaker Cleared To Oversee Russia Investigation: Report Acting Attorney General Matthew Whitaker Cleared To Oversee Russia Investigation: Report

We are entering really dangerous territory as Justice Department ethics officials have consulted with Acting Attorney General Matt Whitaker — you know the man that Trump handed the job as America’s top cop; the man who didn’t have to be confirmed or questioned by a congressional panel; the man who has gone on national…

Betsy DeVos Thinks Teachers Should Carry Guns Even Though She Has No Idea What That Means Betsy DeVos Thinks Teachers Should Carry Guns Even Though She Has No Idea What That Means

Because the entire Trump administration is really just one big unending Steven Seagal movie, Education Secretary Betsy DeVos has given a slow Birdman hand rub to teachers being armed despite opposition from people who are actually knowledgeable about two things that DeVos seemingly knows nothing about: educating…

Something Mysterious Is Happening With Michael Cohen But No One Knows Because It's Locked in a Vault Something Mysterious Is Happening With Michael Cohen But No One Knows Because It's Locked in a Vault

Where is Geraldo Rivera when you need him to get to the bottom of some secret vault shit?!

Little League World Series Star Pitcher Mo'ne Davis Is Taking Her Talents to Hampton University  Little League World Series Star Pitcher Mo'ne Davis Is Taking Her Talents to Hampton University 

In 2014, Mo’ne Davis took the world by storm, becoming the first girl pitcher to lead her team to a Little League World Series, not to mention she was the first African American girl to lead her team to the World Series.

The Strange Story of Trump's Sham Foundation and a Signed Tim Tebow Helmet, Explained The Strange Story of Trump's Sham Foundation and a Signed Tim Tebow Helmet, Explained

President Trump is closing his personal money-laundering operation charity that used donations as if they were the president’s personal money while doing little if anything to actually help anyone other than the president.

Rudy Giuliani Claimed Trump Tower Moscow Wasn't a Thing. Then CNN Showed Up With Receipts Rudy Giuliani Claimed Trump Tower Moscow Wasn't a Thing. Then CNN Showed Up With Receipts

The president’s lawyer, Rudy Giuliani, is having a full-on showdown with the bizarro emperor of America to see who’s better at lying to the American public about everything. The funny thing is, both of them use the same deranged method of acting like everything is nothing.

Advertisers Are Leaving Tucker Carlson After Finally Realizing He Is Who He's Always Been Advertisers Are Leaving Tucker Carlson After Finally Realizing He Is Who He's Always Been

Fox News’ Tucker Carlson just proved that even a Fox News host can never go full racist, unless he’s Sean Hannity. Advertisers are reportedly dropping from Carlson’s primetime program Tucker Carlson Tonight after he claimed on his show, on Thursday, that immigrants make America “poorer and dirtier and more divided.”

The Devil's Mouthpiece Says Trump Will Find Other Ways to Fund His Dumb Wall and We Have Some Ideas The Devil's Mouthpiece Says Trump Will Find Other Ways to Fund His Dumb Wall and We Have Some Ideas

President Trump doesn’t run the White House. He doesn’t run the Waffle House, Run’s House, the House of Pancakes or any house. And as such, once the president got home with the GOP lagging behind him, he calmly suggested—the way that suggestions sounds like a mom telling you to change out of your shorts and put on…

Eric Reid Has Been Drug Tested 7 Times in 11 Weeks Because the NFL is the Trump Administration of Sports Eric Reid Has Been Drug Tested 7 Times in 11 Weeks Because the NFL is the Trump Administration of Sports

The NFL is the Trump administration of American sports leagues. Despite being almost 70 percent black, the NFL ownership doesn’t care about black people. They bend policies, hire accused domestic abusers, and make no bones about doing whatever they want with impunity. Sounds a lot like the current administration,…

Trump Is Really Going to Shut Down the Government If He Doesn’t Get His Lego Wall for Christmas Trump Is Really Going to Shut Down the Government If He Doesn’t Get His Lego Wall for Christmas

President Toddler Von BabyVomit is really sticking to his guns about this dumb ass-wall, threatening to shut down the government until he gets a Lego Mexican Border Wall playset that is going to kill all kinds of butterflies or some shit.

Vandals Kill Black Santa Vandals Kill Black Santa

Homeowners in an Oregon neighborhood thought that they could have an inflatable black Santa on their lawn but quickly learned that vandals— apparently believing that Santa was born in Kenya and not America—murked black Santa in a heinous murder.

Statue of Fredrick Douglass, Umar Johnson's 8th Cousin On His Father’s Side, Destroyed Statue of Fredrick Douglass, Umar Johnson's 8th Cousin On His Father’s Side, Destroyed

Two grown-ass men decided that it would fun to steal a statue of Fredrick Douglass, who was reportedly minding his own business and just hanging out because that’s what statues do.

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