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Sorry, Virginia: Lt. Gov Justin Fairfax Doesn't Want to Hear You Wax Poetic About Confederate 'Heroes' Sorry, Virginia: Lt. Gov Justin Fairfax Doesn't Want to Hear You Wax Poetic About Confederate 'Heroes'

Southern white men love to memorialize other white men who fought for years to keep African Americans enslaved. It’s the southern white men thing to do; to champion the losers of the Confederacy.

Trump’s Chief of Staff, John Kelly, May Have Worn Out His White House Welcome: Report Trump’s Chief of Staff, John Kelly, May Have Worn Out His White House Welcome: Report

We all know that no one puts Donald Trump in a corner, unless said corner is filled with soggy fried chicken in a white bucket that he can wear as a hat once he’s finished eating, and prerolled Forbes magazines for naughty time.

White House Petty Level on 10: Message Says They Can’t Answer Phone Because Democrats Shut Down the Government White House Petty Level on 10: Message Says They Can’t Answer Phone Because Democrats Shut Down the Government

I think at this point we can all agree that the White House has become a bottomless pit of petty. It’s one thing to have the president trolling nonwhite America on Twitter, but now someone in the White House, most likely at the president’s request, has changed the White House telephone answering service to blame…

Watch: War Hero Sen. Tammy Duckworth Calls Trump ‘Draft
Dodger’ and ‘Cadet Bone Spurs’ Watch: War Hero Sen. Tammy Duckworth Calls Trump ‘Draft Dodger’ and ‘Cadet Bone Spurs’

In 2004, while on deployment in Iraq, the UH-60 Black Hawk helicopter that Sen. Tammy Duckworth (D-Ill.) was co-piloting was hit by a rocket grenade launcher. Duckworth would lose her right leg near the hip and her left leg below the knee from injuries she suffered in the attack. So you can imagine how much time she…

Planned Parenthood President to White Women: Do Better; Black
Women Can’t Keep Saving the Country  Planned Parenthood President to White Women: Do Better; Black Women Can’t Keep Saving the Country 

Whether it’s been saving Congress from Roy Moore’s disgusting ass, or Oprah’s inspiring speech during the Golden Globes that led to social media chants of #Oprah2020, or Beyoncé just being Beyoncé, black women are clearly the backbone of the American conscience.

Omarosa May Have Secretly Recorded Conversations in the White House. If True, This Would Be Peak Omarosa Omarosa May Have Secretly Recorded Conversations in the White House. If True, This Would Be Peak Omarosa

If the rumors that former White House worker (or President Donald Trump’s personal Diet Coke getter) Omarosa Manigault Newman secretly recorded private conversations she had during her short White House stay, then I hate to say this—it actually pains me to say this—but Omarosa might be our only hope to bring down the…

Trump Appointee Resigns After Report Proves He’s Racist, Homophobic, Sexist Trash Trump Appointee Resigns After Report Proves He’s Racist, Homophobic, Sexist Trash

Carl Higbie, an appointee in Donald Trump’s administration and the former chief of external affairs at the Corporation for National and Community Service, a federal government volunteer organization that oversees services like AmeriCorps and Senior Corps, resigned Thursday after CNN’s KFile unearthed some radio clips…

Republican Lawmaker Claims Las Vegas White
Terrorist Attack Was the Work of Islamic State Group Republican Lawmaker Claims Las Vegas White Terrorist Attack Was the Work of Islamic State Group

On Thursday, Rep. Scott Perry (R-Pa.) appeared on whatever show it is that Tucker Carlson hosts for Fox News and proceeded to make several bold claims that the Islamic State group was the real perpetrator behind the Las Vegas massacre in October that left 58 people dead.

Funny Money: Trump’s Inauguration Fund Is Missing; Also, the FBI Is Looking Into the NRA’s Campaign Donation Funny Money: Trump’s Inauguration Fund Is Missing; Also, the FBI Is Looking Into the NRA’s Campaign Donation

Donald Trump’s inauguration committee raised a record-breaking $107 million to send him into office, and almost a year after the staggering amount of money was raised, no one seems to know what happened to the leftover funds.

Trump’s Big Mad After Chief of Staff Contradicts His Stance on Border Wall and Calls Him ‘Uninformed’: Report Trump’s Big Mad After Chief of Staff Contradicts His Stance on Border Wall and Calls Him ‘Uninformed’: Report

According to President Donald Trump, his position on the border wall to separate Mexico and the United States has never changed, despite what White House chief of staff John Kelly said in recent interviews, and despite Trump’s flip-flopping on the wall since running for president.

High School Principal Retires After 40 Years After Racist Rant Caught on Video High School Principal Retires After 40 Years After Racist Rant Caught on Video

Jay Brennan, the principal of Bishop Hendricken High School for 40-years, announced his retirement after administrators of the Catholic all-boys school in Warwick, R.I., were given a video clip that showed him making racist and anti-Semitic slurs.

Trump Couldn’t Even Get His ‘Fake News Awards’ Right Trump Couldn’t Even Get His ‘Fake News Awards’ Right

I can’t believe that as a government shutdown looms, and the immigration deal that would save hundreds of thousands of people from deportation hangs in the balance of a dumbass border wall that only racists want, the president of Backwash, Miss., is busy announcing the winners for his “Fake News Awards.”

Matt Barnes Is Boycotting McNuggets After Learning That Shaq’s Son Didn’t Make the McDonald’s All-Star Team Matt Barnes Is Boycotting McNuggets After Learning That Shaq’s Son Didn’t Make the McDonald’s All-Star Team

Shareef O’Neal, son of NBA Hall of Famer Shaquille O’Neal, is one of the best high school players in the country and is headed to Arizona to play basketball. Yet he must not have impressed Mayor McCheese-and-nem enough to land in the prestigious McDonald’s All-American Game.

Colin Kaepernick Has Done More for the 99 Percent Than the President of the United States Colin Kaepernick Has Done More for the 99 Percent Than the President of the United States

Other than keeping the few black and brown workers at KFC busy filling his order for a bucket of chicken and employing the once-great-and-now-fallen Dr. Ben Carson, what has President Supremacy von AgentOrangeFace done for black America—or, more importantly, for the black America that isn’t among the 1 percent?

Sen. Jeff Flake Just Torched Trump on the Senate Floor, but Does This Really Mean He’s an Ally? Sen. Jeff Flake Just Torched Trump on the Senate Floor, but Does This Really Mean He’s an Ally?

Before we run to nominate Sen. Jeff Flake (R-Ariz.) as the designated white man to bring cups, plates, napkins and other nonfood items to the cookout because of the scorched-earth flames he threw on the Senate floor—in which he compared President Donald Trump to Joseph Stalin—let’s be selective about who gets into…

The Girther Movement: Many People Don’t Believe the President Is Only 239 Pounds The Girther Movement: Many People Don’t Believe the President Is Only 239 Pounds

On Tuesday, White House doctor Ronny Jackson, the white doctor with the inherently black name, announced that the president had the hands of a Grecian god and the balls of a Spanish bull. Seriously, Dr. Jackson proclaimed that the only ailment troubling the KFC-fingered president was high cholesterol, and he added…

White House Doctor: Trump Is Overweight and Has High Cholesterol, but His Mental Health Is Fine White House Doctor: Trump Is Overweight and Has High Cholesterol, but His Mental Health Is Fine

White House doctor Ronny Jackson, the white doctor with the inherently black name, conducted the president’s physical late last week, then conducted a full-on question-and-answer period with the press to address how physically fit and awesome the president believes himself to be.

Watch: Sen. Cory Booker Destroys Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen Watch: Sen. Cory Booker Destroys Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen

Sen. Cory Booker (D-N.J.) went back into his mayor-of-Newark, N.J., bag to call out Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen on Tuesday for her inability to remember whether the president had used the word “shitholes” to describe African and Latin American nations.

Steve Bannon Subpoenaed in Russian Investigation, but Will He Snitch? Steve Bannon Subpoenaed in Russian Investigation, but Will He Snitch?

Steve “Big Poppa” Bannon, the former chief strategist to the racist in chief who has been in a full-on fuss fight with the man, has been subpoenaed by special counsel Robert Mueller to appear before a grand jury.

Melania Trump’s MLK Tweet Proves That She Is As Delusional as Her Deplorable Husband Melania Trump’s MLK Tweet Proves That She Is As Delusional as Her Deplorable Husband

I’ve always believed that Melania Trump was in an arranged marriage. And by “arranged,” I mean that she arranges times in which she is forced to watch her giant ball of old earwax devour a bucket of Original Recipe. Or arranges public appearances or official cutoff times for the contractual presidential coupling.

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