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Maryland Teacher Admits Calling Black Man the N-Word Because She Didn't Like How He Exited a Parking Space Maryland Teacher Admits Calling Black Man the N-Word Because She Didn't Like How He Exited a Parking Space

A white woman wearing the official jacket of Washington’s football team was caught on video admitting to calling a black man the n-word because she reportedly didn’t like the way he pulled out of a parking space.

Melania Trump Is Petty AF, Publicly Calls for Ouster of a Top National Security Aide Because They’re Beefing Melania Trump Is Petty AF, Publicly Calls for Ouster of a Top National Security Aide Because They’re Beefing

Instead of working on the three pillars (well-being, social media use, and opioid abuse) that make up her grammatically incorrect campaign, first lady Melania Trump is using her White House muscle to publicly call for the firing of deputy national security adviser Mira Ricardel.

DHS Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen Has One Foot Out of the White House and the Other on a Banana Peel  DHS Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen Has One Foot Out of the White House and the Other on a Banana Peel 

President Trump is draining the swamp, and no that’s not a euphemism for the commandant in chief hitting the bathroom (well it kind of is). But if the rumors are true, Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen (the woman on Trump’s staff with a random misspelling in her own name) is on her way out.

Iowa Congressman Steve King Compared Immigrants to Dirt Because...Of Course, He Did Iowa Congressman Steve King Compared Immigrants to Dirt Because...Of Course, He Did

The Diplomats reunion was unexpected. Jim Jones having the best verse on the Sauce Boyz was crazy. Juelz Santana spitting a whole verse with no front teeth was shocking.

Wisconsin Boys Take Prom Photo Giving Nazi Salute; Internets Enraged Wisconsin Boys Take Prom Photo Giving Nazi Salute; Internets Enraged

A prom photo of future policymakers from Wisconsin’s Baraboo High School Class of 2019 appears to show most of the boys, minus the one black kid on the far right, (look hard, he’s in there) giving a Nazi salute.

GOP Mississippi Senator Jokes About ‘Public Hanging’ and If You’re Offended, Well Tough On You GOP Mississippi Senator Jokes About ‘Public Hanging’ and If You’re Offended, Well Tough On You

Apparently, all of us offended by Mississippi Republican Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith’s “joke” about being in the “front row” of a “public hanging” are overreacting.

The Police Call Was Supposed to Be a Wellness Check on a Friend. So How Did Travis Jordan End Up Dead?  The Police Call Was Supposed to Be a Wellness Check on a Friend. So How Did Travis Jordan End Up Dead? 

Travis Jordan, 36, had been living with his friend and co-worker Paul Johnson and his wife in the couple’s Minneapolis home. On Friday, Johnson became concerned about Jordan and called police.

Black Baby-Gate: Ivanka and Melania Trump are Beefing About Who Gets to Pose With Black Kids Black Baby-Gate: Ivanka and Melania Trump are Beefing About Who Gets to Pose With Black Kids

The women of the White House are beefing over who can outpose whom with little black girls.

Trump Wants Stacey Abrams to Concede Georgia Governor Race, Mocks Russia Collusion Trump Wants Stacey Abrams to Concede Georgia Governor Race, Mocks Russia Collusion

The president of straight white men continues to troll the rest of America because he makes no bones about being the president of straight white men. In his latest series of tweets—which, at this point, I think Sen. Lindsey Graham is just giving his phone to the president to let him tweet so that he doesn’t start…

Trump Calls Reporter April Ryan a ‘Loser’ and ‘Nasty’ as He Continues His Assault on Black Female Journalists Trump Calls Reporter April Ryan a ‘Loser’ and ‘Nasty’ as He Continues His Assault on Black Female Journalists

At this point, I’m just waiting for the breadline to prove that we are in fact living in communist Russia. Once again, the president of people who kiss their dogs in the mouth is proving that he is absolutely unfit for office as he recently went on an absolute tear against the press and, more importantly, black female…

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez May Have Been Elected to Congress But She Still Can’t Afford DC Rent Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez May Have Been Elected to Congress But She Still Can’t Afford DC Rent

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez may have shaken up the world, having gone from a bartender to Congresswoman-elect, but she may not have been ready for the thoroughly gentrified Washington D.C. rent.

Brian Kemp Resigns as Georgia Secretary of State With Governor's Race Still Undecided Brian Kemp Resigns as Georgia Secretary of State With Governor's Race Still Undecided

A day after declaring victory in a race that hasn’t been officially settled, Republican Brian Kemp resigned as Georgia Secretary of State Thursday noting that he’s burned enough votes to ensure that he will be the next governor of Georgia.

You Thought the Elections Were Over? Well, Florida Says Hold My Beer as Races May Head for a Recount You Thought the Elections Were Over? Well, Florida Says Hold My Beer as Races May Head for a Recount

I was at a bar once when my buddy asked me to run “shy brother” and introduce him to a woman way out of his league. I walked over and explained that my friend thought she was attractive but he was super shy. She laughed. She’d seen Five Heartbeats, and then she very politely told me that she was waiting for her…

The White House Suspended CNN Correspondent Jim Acosta on a Lie and Shared Doctored Video Because They’re Trash The White House Suspended CNN Correspondent Jim Acosta on a Lie and Shared Doctored Video Because They’re Trash

In what might be lowest point of this Badwater Basin administration, the White House straight up lied to the American public about a widely broadcast exchange between a CNN news correspondent and a White House intern and then shared doctored video to aid their lies.

Protesters Surround Fox News Host Tucker Carlson's Home Chanting 'We Know Where You Sleep at Night' Protesters Surround Fox News Host Tucker Carlson's Home Chanting 'We Know Where You Sleep at Night'

Turns out Fox News host Tucker Carlson doesn’t live under a rock near a swamp like many of us believed. He actually has a home in a really rich white area of Washington D.C.

It's Official: President Trump and Attorney General Jeff Sessions Have Finally Called It Quits It's Official: President Trump and Attorney General Jeff Sessions Have Finally Called It Quits

Hopefully the Klan still has King Keebler’s hood because as of Wednesday, barely a full day after the midterm-election dust has settled, Trump has asked for and received Attorney General Jeff Sessions resignation.

Trump Just Held a Disastrous Press Conference; Fought With a CNN Correspondent and Called Black Reporter’s Question Racist  Trump Just Held a Disastrous Press Conference; Fought With a CNN Correspondent and Called Black Reporter’s Question Racist 

This is a trying time for America, but more importantly, for journalists trying to cover King Joffrey Baratheon of the House of White.

Winners and Losers From the 2018 Elections Winners and Losers From the 2018 Elections

It’s hard to sugarcoat what happened on election Tuesday; Democrats won the House, which was a huge victory, but beloved candidates like Andrew Gillum, running for governor in Florida, or Beto O’Rourke, who was challenging Ted “I’m totally not the Zodiac killer” Cruz for a seat in Congress, lost. The verdict is still…

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