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Wife drove to work on a flat tire. Wife drove to work on a flat tire.

Se called me and said it was making a noise and I couldn’t hear it over the phone and she couldn’t describe it to me. Then we got disconnected.

Opponaughts lend me your eyes again. Opponaughts lend me your eyes again.

I cleaned up the area more did the ol’ paint and wipe. Now I see C ___ 203371

Opponaughts lend me your eyes! Opponaughts lend me your eyes!

This number is stamped on Rat-L-Trap’s frame behind the cab and before the rear suspension.

Did front brakes on Forest Did front brakes on Forest

Not even 50k and they’re done.

In an effort to convince my mechanic I am not a Juggalo  In an effort to convince my mechanic I am not a Juggalo 

I’ve spread these CDs on the passenger seat.

Went to the junkyard got a new gas cap for free!

Counter guy was like, just take it and enjoy the weather. Aww yiss!

My mechanic has decided to nickname me "Violent J"

J is the first letter of my name.

Left my gas cap at the pump a little over a week and 800 miles ago

It has thrown an evap code once while at highway speeds. This shut off cruise control.

Just wanted to warn you all not to go to the Jezebel Cosby protester article.

Totally topless picture of the protester in the article. Completely NSFW. I’m hoping I don’t have to explain this to someone.

What's for lunch Opponaughts? What's for lunch Opponaughts?

I am having sauteed onions, garlic, zucchini and Jalapenos simmered with kidney beans in teriyaki sauce served over roasted quinoa.

Seems like a well cared for Jeep. Kinda spendy but a pretty comprehensive build pictures for a CL ad.

The abandoned cars of my work's parking garage. The abandoned cars of my work's parking garage.

This cab has been here awhile and it finally let go of its fluids.

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