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What's this Monkee Minibike? What's this Monkee Minibike?

It turns out the Internet may not know everything! Ever since I was a wee lad, I’ve been watching The Monkees in endless, glorious reruns. I’ve always wanted to know what the minibikes in the opening credits are. As it turns out, everyone on the Internet thinks they are Hondas. They are not. Have a look at the…

More VW / Porsche Diesel Lies :-) More VW / Porsche Diesel Lies :-)

“We have never developed and produced Diesel engines ourselves.” — Oliver Blume, Porsche CEO, September 2018

BMW and Ferrari Announce Joint Venture

ABC News has the details.

2016 Silverado Stormtrooper Edition, Part  II 2016 Silverado Stormtrooper Edition, Part  II

Stormtrooper Silverado has a tiny, single tear tattooed on his helmet for all his dead homies. Stay real, my brother.

2016 Silverado Stormtrooper Edition 2016 Silverado Stormtrooper Edition

Move along — these are not the trucks you’re looking for.

Bob Nardelli is but one of many Chrysler Clowns

Matt wrote a great article this week on Bob Nardelli. For those of us who watched this disaster in the making close-up, it was a well-deserved smack down of someone who took a step too far in trying to recast his reputation. Bob, you should’ve stayed down on the floor with your millions. We let you crawl out the door…

This way to the SAE Spelling Bee This way to the SAE Spelling Bee

“It used to be I couldn’t spell ENGINEER, now I are one...” At MIT, no less.

Brown Pants Biker Rocks 58 in a 30 Zone, Surprise Awaits! Brown Pants Biker Rocks 58 in a 30 Zone, Surprise Awaits!

Forensics Time, Boys and Girls! Our Asshat Brown Pants Biker was rockin' an average 58 MPH in a 30 MPH residential zone in Malibu before he nearly traveled his last 50 meters on his shit-stained, leather-clad ass. Here's how we know, thanks to Google Earth and a bit of iMovie magic: From the "start" point (where…

Unintentionally Hilarious Jalopnik Karma Webpage Unintentionally Hilarious Jalopnik Karma Webpage

Some of you will know me from my admittedly outspoken posts on the asshat biker and his Atom-driving pal who were way too fast for conditions and narrowly averted disaster. Good reaction times, though. Here's today's hilariously and unintentionally correct webpage, that leaves the solution, like in engineering…

Save Clarkson BBC Petition at 500k Signers Save Clarkson BBC Petition at 500k Signers

Here we go. According to the BBC, the "Save Jeremy Clarkson" petition has now hit 500,000 signers, and of course it's only going to grow from here.

"Save Clarkson" Petition now @ 500k "Save Clarkson" Petition now @ 500k

Here we go. According to the BBC, the "Save Jeremy Clarkson" petition has now hit 500,000 signers, and of course it's only going to grow from here.

So Very Cozy So Very Cozy

Wife: "Watcha' doin'?"

Like a Rock - More Than Just an Old Chevy Ad

On one of the XM stations today, they played the entire "Like a Rock" by Bob Seger. I was amazed. I remember when the song came out in '86. It was a hit (yes, really, it was!). Then Chevrolet used the song from '91 - '04 — but they played it so much, I forgot the lyrics — and never knew the impact they never…

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