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I have a nephew!

I’m not allowed to tell Facebook yet, so I’m telling all of you first! My sister in law gave birth a little after 12 this morning to a beautiful baby boy. TeenSparrow is happy because his birthday is three months to the day after hers. We’re headed out to see them in about three weeks, so I’m glad he didn’t hold on…

I think I hate these people (OT about what’s pissing you off/whatever)

There’s a rental house just down the street from us, and I swear to dog every group who moves in there is worse than the last. Every person who moves in there produces trash at an astronomical level; this one single-family home has THREE trash bins that are regularly filled. I don’t know what the fuck all these people…

I’m done with today, y’all

Woke up in not the best headspace. Went to put on my #1 favorite oversized snuggly sweater for comfort, and discovered it shrank in the wash. Cried to LordSparrow about the sweater for a while, then about the fact that I’m such a damn people pleaser that I end up burnt out and feeling completely unappreciated (the…

Gross, dude

I just drove past a guy sitting in his giant truck at a four-way stop in my neighborhood, blowing big sloppy kisses at some random woman crossing the street. She’d glanced his way to make sure she was clear to go, and he apparently found her quite appealing. Barf. Why, my dudes? What do you think this is going to get…

We got a diagnosis!

And it’s exactly what I thought it was! My suspicions were correct, TeenSparrow and I have EDS. Not like she’s the freaking poster child for it or anything. Once the dots connected for the doctor, she actually said “oh my gosh, you are just the archetype”. This is so validating. It explains EVERYTHING we have both…

This furry little asshole This furry little asshole

Spring has taken to hanging out inside my shirts. It’s suuuuuuper cute, and at least I know where he is. Except tonight, I’m only wearing a lace bralette under my hoodie. And I have my nipples pierced. So this fucker suddenly decided to grab one of the shiny metal things under the sheer fabric. With his teeth. Assface…

It finally happened! It finally happened!

You guys, I think I might be dreaming! I just adopted a four month old ferret named Spring. He was surrendered by his previous family because he doesn’t get along with other ferrets. I have been waiting for this day for 18 years, since my mom made me re-home my baby boy Frankie. I love ferrets so damn much! I even…

Um... (kinda not really update)

Hopped in my car to run to the store and I discovered there’s a crime scene van and two police SUVs in front of my neighbor’s house. The young couple with two babies who live two doors down. Or has she had the second baby yet? I rarely see them. I’m really concerned, guys.

Help me convince my husband we need a bunny

TeenSparrow convinced me to go to a local rabbit sanctuary today, and I left a good chunk of my heart there. They’re all adorable, obviously, but this one little dude fucking killed me. He’s only been there a couple days after being abandoned, they don’t know his background and haven’t given him a name yet. I call him…

Omg animals 

Got home from dinner with extended family tonight (please, never again) and vaguely heard “eeeeeoooooowwwww” coming from the hallway. TeenSparrow is out for the night, and apparently her cat has gotten herself shut in a room somewhere. For about 4.5 hours. I opened TS’s door; no cat. “Eeeeoooowwwww” from farther down…

Breast reduction post-op care package 

Our friend had a reduction on Monday, and we want to take her something nice. She lives with family, so she has food and basics covered. I’m thinking things to make her life a little easier and more entertaining while she heals. If you’ve had a reduction or similar surgery, what would want in a care package? Is there…

I just accidentally ate hazelnut UPDATE: I’m alive!

And I’m pretty allergic. Oops. Should have read the ingredients on that chocolate first. Oh well, Benadryl and bed it is.

Another birthday surprise 

I’m going to be an aunt! My baby brother and his fantastic wife called yesterday to say “happy birthday, and btw”. I’m so happy! She’s 14 weeks and my household is the last to know but I can’t be mad because they were intentionally waiting for my birthday to tell me and that’s sweet. They’re going to be such great…

I’m 35! I’m 35!

Happy birthday to me!

Yes, the world is out to get me

Good god, y’all. Since my last post about deciding to become a hermit, I’ve only received more evidence that it would be a smart move. I’m currently embroiled in an insurance dispute because another moron backed into my goddamn bumper—the one I just got replaced like two months ago after the last moron—this time while…

My uncle was a sick man (TW just...bad shit)

Spacer here for anyone who wants to skip this, but I’ve got to get it out

That’s it, I’m a hermit now, never leaving the house again

Yesterday I was damn near attacked by my terrible neighbor’s dog because their gate was, once again, open. The German shepherd is old and now in obvious pain, so I’m not really surprised he’s behaving this way and it’s not his fault; it’s the idiot humans’ fault for letting him get like this and letting him loose on…

Well, that ball is rolling now 

I just reported my neighbors to the Humane Society for animal neglect. I couldn’t take hearing their poor pup crying in the rain for hours. At first I was just annoyed by the daily barking, but now I just feel so bad for the dogs. I’ve left them letters, I’ve called the cops, I’ve banged on their garage door (the only…

For fuck’s sake (tw suicidal talk)

I have an acquaintance who occaisionally indulges in suicidal proclamations. He’s been through more than a person should (if all he says is true) and I understand why he would have these feelings; I have had suicidal feelings myself, and I know that they’re a crazy fucking beast. But, shit. Any time he feels like…

So full omg/food ot 

I went completely overboard and made roughly 7lbs of pulled pork today. Don’t worry, there’s about an equal amount of baked beans to go with it. I didn’t realize when I planned the meal that TeenSparrow’s bf is out of town this weekend; I was kinda counting on having a teenage boy around to help with this. On the…

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