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You Know It's Been A Bad Day When You Leave The Parking Lot And Find Out Your Brake Pedal Has No Pressure At All. You Know It's Been A Bad Day When You Leave The Parking Lot And Find Out Your Brake Pedal Has No Pressure At All.

I didn’t hit anything. I’m okay. The car (except for the brakes) is okay. The underwear maybe a goner.

When I Use The Open Thread To Make A Bad And Probably Over Done Visual Pun. When I Use The Open Thread To Make A Bad And Probably Over Done Visual Pun.

Guess what’s happening today? Relax NFL lawyers and copyright infringement hunters, as we learned in the movie, the symbol means hope.

So, I'm Now Really Looking Forward To Tarantino's Star Trek Movie. So, I'm Now Really Looking Forward To Tarantino's Star Trek Movie.

I love the character rundown near the end. It gives a few real gems, like “This doctor is the real McCoy” and “One bad ass mother Russian”.

So An Important Question... So An Important Question...

...what is Santa? Is he an elf? Wizzard? H. P. Lovecraftian Elder One that is using the holidays to gain our trust till he uses us as a sacrifice in some dark ritual? I mean that beard could be covering up a Cthulhu chin.

Sunday Open Thread! Sunday Open Thread!

How’s everybody doing? I finally got a free Sunday and remembered I haven’t done one of these for a while. So here I am, ready to make small talk with anybody.

So If Disney Does Buy Fox, So If Disney Does Buy Fox,

does that mean Star Wars can run the 20th Century Fox fanfare before the opening scroll again? Because I actually missed that.

Ever Get The Feeling You're Being Watched? Ever Get The Feeling You're Being Watched?

If you see a guy chowing down on cheap Tex-mex tacos and potatoe pesos on googles map, Howdy!

Hello!  Kind Of Slow Around Here, Let's Have An Open Thread! Hello!  Kind Of Slow Around Here, Let's Have An Open Thread!

How’s everyone doing? I’m super, thanks for asking. Today’s goal for me (and the next few days) is avoiding spending money after having to get new tires on my car yesterday. Those things aren’t cheap.

I'm Currently Wasting The Day With Comet TV.  How Are You Spending Your Time? It's The Open Thread! I'm Currently Wasting The Day With Comet TV.  How Are You Spending Your Time? It's The Open Thread!

Other than being the Vincent Price station they occasionally pull out some movies I have never heard of before, like this. It was like a black and white live action Scooby Doo, complete with a talking animal and a guy in a monster suit that would have gotten away with it too.

I Have A Soft Spot For Old Corn Shellers. I Have A Soft Spot For Old Corn Shellers.

Not sure how I feel about them using it as a floral display. Better than it rusting away. My grandfather used to own and run one as side job for years until the local farmers started to be able to afford combines.

Sunday Open Thread! Sunday Open Thread!

Hello everyone! How has the weekend treated you? It’s been generally rainy or overcast here so I’ve spent time catching up on my reading list, and adding to it. Went to the bookstore for one thing and left with 5.

Lazy Sunday Open Thread! Lazy Sunday Open Thread!

How’s it going everybody? I hope you’ve been enjoying the weekend so far. I spent yesterday doing chores and watching the NASCAR race with friends, which was cool. Today I have nothing planned, and so far have achieved my goal of nothing.

The Antarctic Heritage Trust Finds Century Old Fruitcake From Terra Nova Expedition.  Also Provides Perfect Setup Line For Internet Comedians Everywhere. The Antarctic Heritage Trust Finds Century Old Fruitcake From Terra Nova Expedition.  Also Provides Perfect Setup Line For Internet Comedians Everywhere.

They described it as “looks and smells almost edible”. Just like any fruitcake, am I right! *rimshot* But seriously folks tip your waiter.

I Guess It's Sharknado 5 Day?  Are You Going To Watch?  Do You Even Care? What The Hell, Let's Have An Open Thread Too.   I Guess It's Sharknado 5 Day?  Are You Going To Watch?  Do You Even Care? What The Hell, Let's Have An Open Thread Too.  

Sure it’s going to be horrible, that’s the point. Just remember this maybe your only chance to see Al Roker kill a shark with a baseball bat. The only way you’re going to see a bigger disaster is if you watch the Cleveland Browns play, (okay maybe the Chicago Bears too). I suppose you could watch Game of Thrones or…

Joest Made The Change To Mazda To Run IMSA Joest Made The Change To Mazda To Run IMSA

Sadly they are also shutting down the SpeedSource Mazda program for the rest of 2017 to get ready for 2018.

Uncle Sam Wanted You To Buy A Gremlin. Uncle Sam Wanted You To Buy A Gremlin.

It’s the 4th, let’s not forget about ‘Murica Motors Corp.

Happy International Asteroid Day! Happy International Asteroid Day!

Honestly I didn’t know it was Asteroid Day till I checked in with NASA this morning. Their Twitter feed said it’s Asteroid Day, and who isn’t going to believe NASA. Other than Flat Earthers, Moon Landing Deniers, and the White House.

Hey Everybody, Let's Do An Open Thread! Hey Everybody, Let's Do An Open Thread!

How’s the weekend been for everybody? I finally got a weekend to rest so it’s been pretty good. Trying my best to enjoy it since I know next weekend I’ll be back to being a mover and/or construction worker for my family.

I Watched Death Race 2050 So You Don't Have To. I Watched Death Race 2050 So You Don't Have To.

Please don’t watch this. It’s bad. Truly awful. Most of the comedy isn’t funny. The cars look cheap. The most frustrating part, the action shots are just cgi reshoots of Death Race 2000. I’ll give this movie 3 flat tires out 4, and that one inflated tire has no tread left on it.

Welcome To The Open Thread! Welcome To The Open Thread!

It’s been a low key weekend for me, getting things done but not at a strenuous pace. Got some things fixed for friends while watching some movies that were running on my computer for background noise. I do wonder how I got to the point where movies like Arena, Starcrash, and Forbidden World are being suggested to me…

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