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President Trump and Jeff Sessions Continue Their Reality Show Reunion Brawl on Twitter President Trump and Jeff Sessions Continue Their Reality Show Reunion Brawl on Twitter

This week’s version of The Real Husbands of the White House aired a very special episode when the public break up between Nicki Minaj and Safaree President Trump and Attorney General Jeff Sessions continued on social media.

Trump Insults Attorney General Jeff Sessions and King Keebler Fights Back Trump Insults Attorney General Jeff Sessions and King Keebler Fights Back

The love affair between Attorney General Jeff “Kindergarten King Keebler” Sessions and President Vladimir TrumPutin could be titled, “When Being Racist Isn’t Enough.”

Attorney General Jeff Sessions Just Launched an *Insert Racist Dog Whistle* Christian Task Force Attorney General Jeff Sessions Just Launched an *Insert Racist Dog Whistle* Christian Task Force

On Monday, U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions, the biggest elf to ever do it, just created a “religious liberty task force,” which sounds like a villainous superhero group that gets real close to you and asks if you know Jesus.

Attorney General Jeff 'King Keebler' Sessions Joins High Schoolers in 'Lock Her Up' Chant Attorney General Jeff 'King Keebler' Sessions Joins High Schoolers in 'Lock Her Up' Chant

Every story surrounding Attorney General Jeff “King Keebler” Sessions is an attempt to move the country further away from the fact that the man runs an operation that MAKES COOKIES IN A FUCKING TREE!

Jeff Sessions Joked About Separating Migrant Children From Their Loved Ones Because He’s Jeff Sessions Jeff Sessions Joked About Separating Migrant Children From Their Loved Ones Because He’s Jeff Sessions

My next-door neighbor ran over a snake once, and that snake stayed in the middle of the street until it finally became a part of the road. For months I walked past this snake wondering if there was someone I could call about coming to pick it up. In the days of passing by said dead snake, my questions became more…

A Brief History of People Using Romans 13 to Justify White Supremacy A Brief History of People Using Romans 13 to Justify White Supremacy

Around A.D. 49, the Roman emperor Claudius expelled the Jews from the city of Rome. Historians argue about the exact date and the reasons, but we know that Claudius did not want them holding office or bringing in more immigrants. Instead, he wrote that the Jews (pdf) “should rest content with what belongs to them by…

Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Jeff Sessions Defend Separating Immigrant Children From Their Parents Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Jeff Sessions Defend Separating Immigrant Children From Their Parents

White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders is a mindless propaganda puppet, and U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions—aka King Kleeber Klaus or KKK or Racist Santa—is a heartless demon who deals in racism and xenophobia. Both of them are trash individuals, and they proved that fact on Thursday when they both…

Jeff Sessions Makes Another Racist, Sexist Policy Change at Justice Department. Is Anyone Surprised? Jeff Sessions Makes Another Racist, Sexist Policy Change at Justice Department. Is Anyone Surprised?

In what surely is a direct attack on immigrants from Central America, Attorney General Jeff Sessions on Monday reversed a ruling by an immigration court, making it more difficult for those who seek asylum here to claim fears of domestic abuse or gang violence as legitimate reasons to gain entry into the United States.

Trump Still Hates Jeff Sessions for Being Jeff Sessions Trump Still Hates Jeff Sessions for Being Jeff Sessions

Attorney General Jeff Sessions has always been trash. He openly hates arguably the most peaceful herb of all herbs, and Martin Luther King Jr.’s widow openly despised his ass. That’s right: Coretta Scott King took time out of her busy day to pen a letter to block the 1986 nomination of Jeff Sessions for federal judge…

Federal Prisons Director Was Caught in Pissing Match Between Jared Kushner and Jeff Sessions, so He Quit Federal Prisons Director Was Caught in Pissing Match Between Jared Kushner and Jeff Sessions, so He Quit

Last week while we were all debating whether it was Laurel or Yanny, watching white people calling the police on black people just because they can, and continuing to marvel at the comedy of errors that is the current presidential administration, the federal prisons director quietly resigned from his position because…

Why Isn’t Jeff Sessions Recusing Himself From the Michael Cohen Investigation? Why Isn’t Jeff Sessions Recusing Himself From the Michael Cohen Investigation?

U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions was quick to recuse himself from the Russia investigation. It is a decision that caused him to lose favor with Donald Trump, who famously said that he never would have appointed Sessions as attorney general if he had known the recusal was going to happen.

Donald Trump Hates Jeff Sessions So Much, He Is Now in Support of Legalized Marijuana Donald Trump Hates Jeff Sessions So Much, He Is Now in Support of Legalized Marijuana

Donald Trump hates Jeff Sessions with a passion. Sessions thought he was going to be a Trump guy, coming out all early in support of Trump for president. He thought he was in for sure when Trump put him up for the U.S. attorney general job. He was probably like, “I’m in there!”

Top Cop Jeff Sessions Speaks to Chiefs of Police and Collectively They Form the Broviet Union Top Cop Jeff Sessions Speaks to Chiefs of Police and Collectively They Form the Broviet Union

The Trump administration is continuing its tradition of speaking to crowds that are largely favorable to its policies. On Thursday, Attorney General Jeff “King Keebler” Sessions spoke at the International Association of Chiefs of Police conference in Nashville, Tenn.

Donald Trump Bullies Jeff Sessions, and Robert Mueller Wants to Know Why: Report Donald Trump Bullies Jeff Sessions, and Robert Mueller Wants to Know Why: Report

Donald Trump picked Jeff Sessions to be the attorney general of the United States, but he quickly turned on him when Sessions recused himself from the Russia investigation. Since that time, Trump has openly antagonized, insulted and bullied Sessions, both in conversation and on social media.

Trump’s Justice Department Doesn’t Care About Civil Rights: Report Trump’s Justice Department Doesn’t Care About Civil Rights: Report

In news that would shock only an alien who just landed in the United States on his way to Pluto and was unfamiliar with the legacy of fuckboy shit that the Trump administration has pulled, the Department of Justice, headed by Jeff “King Keebler” Sessions, has pursued fewer civil rights cases than previous…

Jeff Sessions Won’t Hold Bad Police Departments Accountable, so California Is Doing It on Its Own Jeff Sessions Won’t Hold Bad Police Departments Accountable, so California Is Doing It on Its Own

In September 2017, Attorney General Jeff Sessions decided that under his leadership, the U.S. Department of Justice would focus more on bolstering police morale than it would on correcting issues in problem police departments. To that end, the DOJ ended an effort put in place by the Obama administration to investigate…

Mueller Narrows His Focus in Russia Probe to Possibility Trump Obstructed Justice Mueller Narrows His Focus in Russia Probe to Possibility Trump Obstructed Justice

Attorney General Jeff Sessions was interviewed by special counsel Robert Mueller last week, making him the first member of Donald Trump’s Cabinet to be questioned as part of the investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 presidential election.

Jeff Sessions’ War on Marijuana Will See Him Face Off in Court Against a 12-Year-Old Girl With Epilepsy  Jeff Sessions’ War on Marijuana Will See Him Face Off in Court Against a 12-Year-Old Girl With Epilepsy 

Instead of focusing on much more important issues like the opioid crisis and the steady dismantling of American civil rights, U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions has turned his attention to battling against legalized marijuana. That pretend war will now see him in court as he goes up against a 12-year-old girl who…

Trump Urged Lawyer to Persuade Jeff Sessions Not to Recuse Himself in Russia Probe: Report  Trump Urged Lawyer to Persuade Jeff Sessions Not to Recuse Himself in Russia Probe: Report 

Why was it so important to President Donald Trump to have Attorney General Jeff Sessions oversee the Russia investigation? It couldn’t possibly be because the president of the United States and the overlord of Russia are secretly play cousins who spend the night over each other’s house and make forts out of bedsheets…

How Come No One in the Justice Department Can Explain the ‘Black Identity Extremists’ Report to Rep. Karen Bass?  How Come No One in the Justice Department Can Explain the ‘Black Identity Extremists’ Report to Rep. Karen Bass? 

The FBI created a 12-page document that ostensibly targets the Black Lives Matter movement titled, “Black Identity Extremists Likely Motivated to Target Law Enforcement Officers.” It claims that the August 2014 shooting of Michael Brown in Ferguson, Mo., was the tipping point for widespread anger and violence. Yet…

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