I’m pretty sure that if someone started a GoFundMe account in which all of the proceeds would go to African-American children throughout the country, and every one of us donated a dollar to the fund, former President Barack Obama would agree to fight President Mother Russia in a pay-per-view match.
Can someone explain to y’all’s punk-ass president that former President Barack Obama has been far more focused on tanning and swag surfing than riling up protesters who don’t need help hating his hateful, raggedy self?
I haven’t done a full count of how many times President Ass Face has said former President Barack Obama’s name, but at this point I’m expecting him to follow Obama out of a club in Los Angeles and force his way into Obama’s SUV.
Like anything else that involves communication, your president’s recent interview with fellow belligerent white man Bill O’Reilly was a clusterfuck. Most of the fallout from it, though, focused on Bankruptcy Batista taking issue with O’Reilly’s categorization of Russian President Vladimir Putin as a “killer.”