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Trump Wanted the Justice Dept. to Investigate Clinton, Comey, the Guy Who Took His Lunch Money in 3rd Grade... Everybody Trump Wanted the Justice Dept. to Investigate Clinton, Comey, the Guy Who Took His Lunch Money in 3rd Grade... Everybody

The mafia president of the United States was reportedly shocked to learn that Department of Justice officials aren’t his personal hitmen who he can use to go after whomever he likes.

The United States of Saudi Arabia: Trump Doesn't Care About Journalist Jamal Khashoggi's Death Because He's Not a White Man The United States of Saudi Arabia: Trump Doesn't Care About Journalist Jamal Khashoggi's Death Because He's Not a White Man

It’s now clear that Saudi Arabia has the only copy of President Trump enjoying “water sports” with Russian prostitutes, because they must have something incriminating against the president in order for him to go against the CIA’s finding that Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman was responsible for the death of journalist…

Lock Her Up! Lock Her Up!: ‘Crooked’ Ivanka Trump Used Personal Email for White House Business  Lock Her Up! Lock Her Up!: ‘Crooked’ Ivanka Trump Used Personal Email for White House Business 

Either God has a sense of humor or God hates us all but the fact remains that President Trump’s favorite daughter not named Tiffany was out here being reckless with her private email, using it for White House business, which, if we all remember, is exactly what has been the thorn in Trump’s side about his arch-nemesis…

The Petty President vs. CNN's Jim Acosta: Round Two The Petty President vs. CNN's Jim Acosta: Round Two

Just in case you haven’t been following the White House beef with CNN’s Jim Acosta, the story goes like this: During a press conference, Acosta asked President Donald Trump why he kept hyping up the migrant “invasion” when reports noted that the migrants were at least a month away. The president basically responded…

Trump Gives Himself an A+, Slams Navy SEAL for Not Finding Osama Bin Laden Faster Trump Gives Himself an A+, Slams Navy SEAL for Not Finding Osama Bin Laden Faster

President Trump is the personification of white privilege.

Trump Is Rage Tweeting Again, Which Means That Robert Mueller Is Getting Closer Trump Is Rage Tweeting Again, Which Means That Robert Mueller Is Getting Closer

I think it was the next governor of Florida (please, Black Jesus,) who said that a “hit dog will holler.” And if President Trump’s twitter account is anything, it’s an ongoing log that proves he and his administration should be on late night ASPCA commercials.

In a Stunning Move, the President Does Something Presidential That Actually Helps Black People [Corrected] In a Stunning Move, the President Does Something Presidential That Actually Helps Black People [Corrected]

A broken clock is right twice a day, sometimes Kodak Black makes listenable music and sometimes, just sometimes, President Trump does something good.

DHS Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen Has One Foot Out of the White House and the Other on a Banana Peel  DHS Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen Has One Foot Out of the White House and the Other on a Banana Peel 

President Trump is draining the swamp, and no that’s not a euphemism for the commandant in chief hitting the bathroom (well it kind of is). But if the rumors are true, Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen (the woman on Trump’s staff with a random misspelling in her own name) is on her way out.

Trump Wants Stacey Abrams to Concede Georgia Governor Race, Mocks Russia Collusion Trump Wants Stacey Abrams to Concede Georgia Governor Race, Mocks Russia Collusion

The president of straight white men continues to troll the rest of America because he makes no bones about being the president of straight white men. In his latest series of tweets—which, at this point, I think Sen. Lindsey Graham is just giving his phone to the president to let him tweet so that he doesn’t start…

Trump Calls Reporter April Ryan a ‘Loser’ and ‘Nasty’ as He Continues His Assault on Black Female Journalists Trump Calls Reporter April Ryan a ‘Loser’ and ‘Nasty’ as He Continues His Assault on Black Female Journalists

At this point, I’m just waiting for the breadline to prove that we are in fact living in communist Russia. Once again, the president of people who kiss their dogs in the mouth is proving that he is absolutely unfit for office as he recently went on an absolute tear against the press and, more importantly, black female…

Done With Mere Law, The Trump Administration to Violate Basic Human Decency With New Asylum Restrictions Done With Mere Law, The Trump Administration to Violate Basic Human Decency With New Asylum Restrictions

While the horse-leech’s daughters that have replaced America’s soul will most certainly continue to cry out for more depravity, it’ll be truly chilling to see how much lower the Trump administration - on a day that featured a deep-faked video of a phantom assault disseminated by White House press secretary Sarah…

The White House Suspended CNN Correspondent Jim Acosta on a Lie and Shared Doctored Video Because They’re Trash The White House Suspended CNN Correspondent Jim Acosta on a Lie and Shared Doctored Video Because They’re Trash

In what might be lowest point of this Badwater Basin administration, the White House straight up lied to the American public about a widely broadcast exchange between a CNN news correspondent and a White House intern and then shared doctored video to aid their lies.

It's Official: President Trump and Attorney General Jeff Sessions Have Finally Called It Quits It's Official: President Trump and Attorney General Jeff Sessions Have Finally Called It Quits

Hopefully the Klan still has King Keebler’s hood because as of Wednesday, barely a full day after the midterm-election dust has settled, Trump has asked for and received Attorney General Jeff Sessions resignation.

Trump Just Held a Disastrous Press Conference; Fought With a CNN Correspondent and Called Black Reporter’s Question Racist  Trump Just Held a Disastrous Press Conference; Fought With a CNN Correspondent and Called Black Reporter’s Question Racist 

This is a trying time for America, but more importantly, for journalists trying to cover King Joffrey Baratheon of the House of White.

Wisconsin Man Claims He Would Shoot His Liberal Sister in The Face for Trump Wisconsin Man Claims He Would Shoot His Liberal Sister in The Face for Trump

If you ever wanted to know just how much Trump fans are inspired by their leader, look no further than Steve Spaeth, a Wisconsin conservative who proudly claimed that if America moonwalked back into a civil war he’d have no problem shooting his liberal sister in the face.

Yeezy Taught Him: A Theory on How the Yeezy Mauve’s Poor Sales May Have Rescued Kanye From the Sunken Place Yeezy Taught Him: A Theory on How the Yeezy Mauve’s Poor Sales May Have Rescued Kanye From the Sunken Place

At The Root we loves us a good conspiracy theory. All conspiracy theories. On the tame side, we absolutely believe that Russian bots stole the election through deception and Russian prostitution pee pee blackmail. And on the aluminum foil Kangol side, we believe that Tupac may or may not be living in a Cuban flat with…

Progressive Jewish Leaders to Trump: You're Not Welcome in Pittsburgh Progressive Jewish Leaders to Trump: You're Not Welcome in Pittsburgh

Progressive Jewish leaders have a simple message for President Trump in the wake of the tragic shooting that left 11 people dead at the Tree of Life synagogue: Don’t bother coming to Pittsburgh until you fully denounce white nationalism. Oh, and stop being an absolute racist, xenophobe who hates refugees.

Trump Has Figured Out What’s Triggering Violence in America. Hint: It’s Not Him Trump Has Figured Out What’s Triggering Violence in America. Hint: It’s Not Him

Since taking office, President Donald Trump has proven he does three things well:

Newt Gingrich: If Democrats Want to See Trump's Tax  Returns Then We'll See If the Kavanaugh Fight Was Worth It Newt Gingrich: If Democrats Want to See Trump's Tax  Returns Then We'll See If the Kavanaugh Fight Was Worth It

The blue wave is coming. And if the midterms turn out in favor of Democrats, well, seats will flip and in the end, the good guys (fine, the lesser of two evils) will take control of Congress.

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