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Is Michael Cohen About to Flip on Trump?  Is Michael Cohen About to Flip on Trump? 

With all the theatrics surrounding Donald Trump’s signing of an executive order to end family separations at the border, you may have missed out on a pretty big news nugget earlier Wednesday. Michael Cohen—Trump’s personal attorney and longtime confidant who has become one of the bigger fish caught in the Robert…

Trump Administration Drafts Executive Order Ending Separation and Detainment of Migrant Children Trump Administration Drafts Executive Order Ending Separation and Detainment of Migrant Children

The Associated Press is reporting that Secretary of Homeland Security Kirstjen Nielsen has drafted an executive action that would end the Trump administration’s policy of separating immigrant families caught crossing the border.

It’s Not Slavery, It’s Not Japanese Internment: Trump’s Immigration Policy Is Like the Great Migration It’s Not Slavery, It’s Not Japanese Internment: Trump’s Immigration Policy Is Like the Great Migration

America tried everything to keep the migrants out. Men and women were arrested at the border. Children were separated from parents. People got thrown in jail for violating random rules that nobody knew or understood. Kids went missing and the white nationalist president blamed his political opponents and the victims…

White People Are Cowards White People Are Cowards

I thought white people were evil. I was wrong.

Jeff Sessions Explaining How the Trump Administration Is Not Like Nazi Germany Is Peak Dumpster Fire Jeff Sessions Explaining How the Trump Administration Is Not Like Nazi Germany Is Peak Dumpster Fire

For the Trump administration, the bottom appears to be nonexistent. On the same day that Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen gave an abhorrently insensitive defense of the Trump administration’s insistence on separating immigrant children from their loved ones at the U.S. border, U.S. Attorney…

In 1 Press Conference, Kirstjen Nielsen Just Beat Out Sarah Sanders for Most Hated Person in Trump’s White House  In 1 Press Conference, Kirstjen Nielsen Just Beat Out Sarah Sanders for Most Hated Person in Trump’s White House 

President Mein Führer von SpankDat is excluded from the “most hated in the White House” game because he would win every time. Before Monday’s press conference with Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen on the youth internment camps—which used to be big-box department stores or warehouses before…

Washington State Football Coach Tweets Fake Obama Video and Then Proves His Ignorance by Arguing About It Washington State Football Coach Tweets Fake Obama Video and Then Proves His Ignorance by Arguing About It

Mike Leach is the head coach of the Washington State football team. He also proved himself to be a fucking idiot after he tweeted out an obviously fake, conspiracy theorist video of former President Barack Obama under the guise of civil conversation:

Melania Trump Hates Seeing Immigrant Children Taken From Their Parents, but Not Enough to Tell Her Husband to End It Melania Trump Hates Seeing Immigrant Children Taken From Their Parents, but Not Enough to Tell Her Husband to End It

Melania Trump has a voice; she just chooses not to use it. In fact, when Ofdonald does speak, it’s usually to spout the lifted words from black America’s first-lady-until-further-notice, the great and incomparable Michelle Obama, or it’s to shout “Be best”—because that makes a lot of sense.

Ex-Cambridge Analytica Employees Are Working on Trump’s 2020 Campaign  Ex-Cambridge Analytica Employees Are Working on Trump’s 2020 Campaign 

Former employees of Cambridge Analytica, the political firm that went down in flames over how it acquired Facebook users’ data, is now working for President Donald Trump’s 2020 campaign, according to the Associated Press.

Sen. Marco Rubio Has Thoughts on Kanye West, Pusha T and Drake ... Random, Confusing Thoughts Sen. Marco Rubio Has Thoughts on Kanye West, Pusha T and Drake ... Random, Confusing Thoughts

Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Fla.) posted a video of himself on his social media accounts talking about Kanye West’s new album. And it was pretty odd.

From Pimping to Politics: Nevada Brothel Owner Wins GOP Primary From Pimping to Politics: Nevada Brothel Owner Wins GOP Primary

You have probably heard of Dennis Hof before. His famous brothel, the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, was the subject of the HBO series Cathouse for two seasons. In 2015 he made headlines when former NBA star and Khloé Kardashian’s ex-husband, Lamar Odom, was found unconscious at his other brothel—Love Ranch—after a four-day,…

If You’ve Done Nothing Wrong, Why Are You Allegedly Tampering With Witnesses?  If You’ve Done Nothing Wrong, Why Are You Allegedly Tampering With Witnesses? 

Throughout the entire Mueller investigation, Donald Trump and his band of criminal cronies have claimed that the probe would not yield any fruit because none of them have done anything wrong. They have sung this refrain over and over again, even as evidence to the contrary comes to light. Well, sirs, if you haven’t…

A Brief History of People Using Romans 13 to Justify White Supremacy A Brief History of People Using Romans 13 to Justify White Supremacy

Around A.D. 49, the Roman emperor Claudius expelled the Jews from the city of Rome. Historians argue about the exact date and the reasons, but we know that Claudius did not want them holding office or bringing in more immigrants. Instead, he wrote that the Jews (pdf) “should rest content with what belongs to them by…

Jeff Sessions Quotes the Bible to Justify Abusing Immigrants; God Laughs Jeff Sessions Quotes the Bible to Justify Abusing Immigrants; God Laughs

If you hear somebody quote the Bible outside of church, it’s usually not a good sign. The occasional gasp of “Jesus Christ” or “Gaht damn” and various forms of “Jesus be a fence” are all right, but those aren’t really Bible quotes and could denote anything from having missed the bus to winning the daily Lotto at the…

Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Jeff Sessions Defend Separating Immigrant Children From Their Parents Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Jeff Sessions Defend Separating Immigrant Children From Their Parents

White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders is a mindless propaganda puppet, and U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions—aka King Kleeber Klaus or KKK or Racist Santa—is a heartless demon who deals in racism and xenophobia. Both of them are trash individuals, and they proved that fact on Thursday when they both…

Cold as ICE: Woman Says US Border Agents Ripped Nursing Baby From Her Arms Cold as ICE: Woman Says US Border Agents Ripped Nursing Baby From Her Arms

As this country continues its shock-and-awe terror agenda against undocumented immigrants, we get daily examples of how federal agents repeatedly dehumanize these immigrants in the process of what they call “upholding the law.” There is no defendable excuse for some of the stories we are hearing, and this latest…

New York Attorney General Sues Trump Foundation, Claiming It Was Little More Than a Checkbook for the President: Report New York Attorney General Sues Trump Foundation, Claiming It Was Little More Than a Checkbook for the President: Report

On Thursday the New York attorney general sued quite a few people and institutions with the name “Trump,” including the president, sons Eric and Donald Jr., daughter Ivanka and the Donald J. Trump Foundation, claiming that charitable donations made to the nonprofit were used to settle debts owed by the family and, get…

Trump Saluted a North Korean General, but Let’s Keep Talking About Kneeling NFL Players Trump Saluted a North Korean General, but Let’s Keep Talking About Kneeling NFL Players

During his visit with brutal North Korean dictator—and wearer of one of the tightest Asian-man high-top fades, Kim Jong Un—President NuNu von SherbetSkin saluted a uniformed North Korean military officer because he doesn’t know what the hell he’s doing.

It’s Official: London Breed 1st Black Woman Elected Mayor of San Francisco It’s Official: London Breed 1st Black Woman Elected Mayor of San Francisco

On Wednesday, after a neck and neck race in which thousands of provisional ballots needed to be counted, London Breed officially became the first black woman elected mayor of San Francisco after her opponent, fellow Democrat Mark Leno, conceded the primary race. The election, held June 5, was so tight that the San…

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