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Forget Elizabeth Warren’s DNA Test. Never Forget That Melania and Donald Trump Are Birthers Forget Elizabeth Warren’s DNA Test. Never Forget That Melania and Donald Trump Are Birthers

Before we get too deeply involved in the silly story about Elizabeth Warren having to prove through DNA testing that she is, indeed, part Native American, let’s not forget something too much of the mainstream media has allowed to drift out of everyday conversation. The man who kept demeaning Warren by calling her…

Wife of World's Biggest Bully Claims She's the Most Bullied Person in The World Wife of World's Biggest Bully Claims She's the Most Bullied Person in The World

First lady Melania Trump is doing it again. You know, that thing where she paints herself as a victim and then acts as if she’s rising above her life inside her gilded cage.

Not Like This: Melania Trump Tries to Middle Ground #MeToo (and Frankly, It’s Gross) Not Like This: Melania Trump Tries to Middle Ground #MeToo (and Frankly, It’s Gross)

You know, there are times I actually feel sorry for Melania Trump. (Sorry, brain freeze.) But seriously, what must it feel like to go from a station in life where Vogue was producing cover stories on your wedding and opulent, gold-plated lifestyle to high-fashion shade like this:

Melania Trump Went to Egypt Dressed Like a Smooth Criminal and Twitter Got Jokes  Melania Trump Went to Egypt Dressed Like a Smooth Criminal and Twitter Got Jokes 

First lady Melania Trump never wanted to be here. She thought that she was marrying an old man with one foot in the grave and another on a banana peel, who not only keeps eating family-sized buckets of KFC original recipe but seems to be getting stronger.

Send Help: Can Somebody Get Melania Trump and Her Pith Helmet Out of Africa? Send Help: Can Somebody Get Melania Trump and Her Pith Helmet Out of Africa?

Could someone please tell Melania Trump that she is not Meryl Streep in Out of Africa, is not modeling for an old-school Banana Republic campaign, has no hopes of being rescued from her misery by Indiana Jones and can therefore chill with the “safari chic”?

She Really Does Care? Omarosa Says Melania Trump Is Trying to 'Punish' Her Husband With Fashion She Really Does Care? Omarosa Says Melania Trump Is Trying to 'Punish' Her Husband With Fashion

Fun fact: There is currently an exhibit called Why They Wore It: The Politics and Pop Culture of First Ladies’ Fashion on display at the Richard Nixon Presidential Library and Museum in Yorba Linda, Calif. It’s the first exhibit to display a garment from the current first lady, Melania Trump.

It's Official: Melania Trump's Parents Are Now US Citizens It's Official: Melania Trump's Parents Are Now US Citizens

Melania Trump’s parents didn’t get stopped at the border for their second daughter to be ripped from their arms. They didn’t have to pine for the day that they’d all be reunited; they didn’t have to wonder if she was safe or being fed properly or even if she slept on a bed. They never had to wonder if she was sleeping…

Statue of Liberty Protester Expertly Shades Melania Trump With Statement Dress Statue of Liberty Protester Expertly Shades Melania Trump With Statement Dress

On Independence day, Therese Patricia Okoumou scaled the feet of the iconic statue at Liberty Island to call attention to Donald Trump’s cruel, xenophobic immigration policies. Days after her arrest, Okoumou, herself an immigrant (she was born in the Democratic Republic of the Congo), said she was specifically moved…

Congressional Hopeful Calls Melania Trump a 'Hoebag,' Claims She Works By the Hour Congressional Hopeful Calls Melania Trump a 'Hoebag,' Claims She Works By the Hour

Congressional candidate Mark Roberts is hot water after an offensive tweet in which he shamed sex workers and claimed that the first lady—she of the esteemed and highly forgotten, stupidly named Michelle Obama ripoff campaign “Be Best”—a “hoebag.”

Melania Trump Made at Least $100,000 from News Organizations That Paid to Use Photos Designated for Only Positive Stories: Report Melania Trump Made at Least $100,000 from News Organizations That Paid to Use Photos Designated for Only Positive Stories: Report

The first lady is still modeling it seems, after she reportedly earned anywhere from $100,000 to $1,000,000 in royalties from images of the Trump family as part of an unconventional licensing agreement with Getty Images.

Yes, We Do Care: Michelle Obama’s Stylist and Several Designers Remind Us to Care About What We Wear Yes, We Do Care: Michelle Obama’s Stylist and Several Designers Remind Us to Care About What We Wear

“It’s a jacket,” Melania Trump’s spokesperson said when the first lady chose to wear a Zara jacket bearing the words, “I really don’t care, do U?” last week. But as former forever first lady Michelle Obama’s former stylist Meredith Koop reminded us last weekend, first ladies never make unconscious fashion statements.

Melania Trump vs. Ivanka Trump: Who Is the Beckiest of Them All? Melania Trump vs. Ivanka Trump: Who Is the Beckiest of Them All?

When it comes to public displays of privilege, perhaps there are no two greater examples of the entitlement that accompanies whiteness than Melania and Ivanka Trump. They are hailed as accomplished, successful icons of feminism and flawless beauty based solely on their achievements in the lucrative field of being…

‘Fash-Lighting’: How Fascists Do Fashion? ‘Fash-Lighting’: How Fascists Do Fashion?

Anyone who says personal style isn’t political is fooling themselves—and anyone who’s ever been discriminated against because of their chosen hairstyle or non-gender-conforming style of dress knows this. From “message tees” to choosing to wear our natural hair to work (or on the red carpet), our appearance is our…

Melania Trump Is Just a Typical White Woman. That’s All Melania Trump Is Just a Typical White Woman. That’s All

Melania Trump exists in what appears to be a loveless relationship with her husband.

Melania Trump Not Only Wore a Dumb Jacket; She Had This Sage Advice for Separated Children: ‘Good Luck’ Melania Trump Not Only Wore a Dumb Jacket; She Had This Sage Advice for Separated Children: ‘Good Luck’

I find it rich that President Donald Trump’s mighty band of ravenous deplorables, aka Trump supporters, love to push this “Speak English” doctrine to those from other countries who communicate in their native tongues. Remember the asshat lawyer who went full “MAGA” at a New York City lunch spot because two workers…

Melania Trump Doesn’t Care. Do U? Melania Trump Doesn’t Care. Do U?

File this under “I’m not an immigrant but you are”: Deplorable First lady Melania Trump wore a cargo jacket that would better be described as “IDGAF” than “insensitive” during her “surprise” trip to Texas (doubtful, since there were painted signs welcoming her upon arrival) to visit immigrant children heartlessly…

Dear Melania Trump: Please Stop Trying to Be the Moral Compass for the White House—You’re Trash, Too Dear Melania Trump: Please Stop Trying to Be the Moral Compass for the White House—You’re Trash, Too

On Thursday, first lady Melania Trump made a surprise trip to see firsthand a border detention facility where children were being held after being separated from their parents.

Melania Trump Calls Secret Service on Peter Fonda After He Tweets That He Wants to Put Her Son in a Cage With Pedophiles: Report Melania Trump Calls Secret Service on Peter Fonda After He Tweets That He Wants to Put Her Son in a Cage With Pedophiles: Report

No matter how sickening the White House may be—and trust me, I’m aware that it’s a putrid dumpster fire of chaos and hate—children are off-limits. On the eve of reports that President Donald Trump is finally going to end the practice of ripping away migrant children from their parents at the U.S. border, actor Peter…

Melania Trump Hates Seeing Immigrant Children Taken From Their Parents, but Not Enough to Tell Her Husband to End It Melania Trump Hates Seeing Immigrant Children Taken From Their Parents, but Not Enough to Tell Her Husband to End It

Melania Trump has a voice; she just chooses not to use it. In fact, when Ofdonald does speak, it’s usually to spout the lifted words from black America’s first-lady-until-further-notice, the great and incomparable Michelle Obama, or it’s to shout “Be best”—because that makes a lot of sense.

Trump Embarrasses His Wife With Cheating Scandals but Thinks the Media Treats Her Unfairly Trump Embarrasses His Wife With Cheating Scandals but Thinks the Media Treats Her Unfairly

With a full heart and clear eyes, President Donald Trump tweeted, earnestly, that he’s getting tired of the “vicious” treatment first lady Melania Trump has received behind her weeklong absence from the public eye.

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