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Trump Continues His Junior-High Break-Up With Jeff Sessions Trump Continues His Junior-High Break-Up With Jeff Sessions

Like most couples, Attorney General Jeff Sessions changed once he and President Donald Trump got together. Sessions used to sit at the same lunch table with Trump and talk about who was more racist, but ever since they made it official, Sessions turned his back on the relationship, started going out more and wearing…

Trump Claimed He Never Used The Word ‘Retarded.’ Video Proves That Is a Lie Trump Claimed He Never Used The Word ‘Retarded.’ Video Proves That Is a Lie

President Trump is the worst kind of liar. He’s reckless with a bad memory who doesn’t even try to recall whether he’s lying or not. He lies just to lie and then when he could tell the truth, he just lies some more.

Trump Thinks Everyone's 'Out to Get Him,' and Called Jeff Sessions 'Mentally Retarded', New Book Claims Trump Thinks Everyone's 'Out to Get Him,' and Called Jeff Sessions 'Mentally Retarded', New Book Claims

President Trump has proven himself to be a man that desperately wants to control the narrative about his life. He’s so obsessed with himself that he once posed as his own publicist to feed positive stories about his life to news outlets.

President Trump and Jeff Sessions Continue Their Reality Show Reunion Brawl on Twitter President Trump and Jeff Sessions Continue Their Reality Show Reunion Brawl on Twitter

This week’s version of The Real Husbands of the White House aired a very special episode when the public break up between Nicki Minaj and Safaree President Trump and Attorney General Jeff Sessions continued on social media.

Trump Insults Attorney General Jeff Sessions and King Keebler Fights Back Trump Insults Attorney General Jeff Sessions and King Keebler Fights Back

The love affair between Attorney General Jeff “Kindergarten King Keebler” Sessions and President Vladimir TrumPutin could be titled, “When Being Racist Isn’t Enough.”

Irony: Jeff Sessions Seemingly Hates Mexicans But Loves Mexican Food Irony: Jeff Sessions Seemingly Hates Mexicans But Loves Mexican Food

I’m sitting here grossing myself out and trying to figure out if I have ever seen a picture that shows a close-up shot of U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions’ crotch. The reason I’m wondering if I have seen a picture of his crotch is that I have no doubt he has cajones the size of 10-pound bowling balls after this…

Attorney General Jeff Sessions Just Launched an *Insert Racist Dog Whistle* Christian Task Force Attorney General Jeff Sessions Just Launched an *Insert Racist Dog Whistle* Christian Task Force

On Monday, U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions, the biggest elf to ever do it, just created a “religious liberty task force,” which sounds like a villainous superhero group that gets real close to you and asks if you know Jesus.

Attorney General Jeff 'King Keebler' Sessions Joins High Schoolers in 'Lock Her Up' Chant Attorney General Jeff 'King Keebler' Sessions Joins High Schoolers in 'Lock Her Up' Chant

Every story surrounding Attorney General Jeff “King Keebler” Sessions is an attempt to move the country further away from the fact that the man runs an operation that MAKES COOKIES IN A FUCKING TREE!

Jeff Sessions Joked About Separating Migrant Children From Their Loved Ones Because He’s Jeff Sessions Jeff Sessions Joked About Separating Migrant Children From Their Loved Ones Because He’s Jeff Sessions

My next-door neighbor ran over a snake once, and that snake stayed in the middle of the street until it finally became a part of the road. For months I walked past this snake wondering if there was someone I could call about coming to pick it up. In the days of passing by said dead snake, my questions became more…

Trump Administration Drafts Executive Order Ending Separation and Detainment of Migrant Children Trump Administration Drafts Executive Order Ending Separation and Detainment of Migrant Children

The Associated Press is reporting that Secretary of Homeland Security Kirstjen Nielsen has drafted an executive action that would end the Trump administration’s policy of separating immigrant families caught crossing the border.

It’s Not Slavery, It’s Not Japanese Internment: Trump’s Immigration Policy Is Like the Great Migration It’s Not Slavery, It’s Not Japanese Internment: Trump’s Immigration Policy Is Like the Great Migration

America tried everything to keep the migrants out. Men and women were arrested at the border. Children were separated from parents. People got thrown in jail for violating random rules that nobody knew or understood. Kids went missing and the white nationalist president blamed his political opponents and the victims…

Jeff Sessions Explaining How the Trump Administration Is Not Like Nazi Germany Is Peak Dumpster Fire Jeff Sessions Explaining How the Trump Administration Is Not Like Nazi Germany Is Peak Dumpster Fire

For the Trump administration, the bottom appears to be nonexistent. On the same day that Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen gave an abhorrently insensitive defense of the Trump administration’s insistence on separating immigrant children from their loved ones at the U.S. border, U.S. Attorney…

A Brief History of People Using Romans 13 to Justify White Supremacy A Brief History of People Using Romans 13 to Justify White Supremacy

Around A.D. 49, the Roman emperor Claudius expelled the Jews from the city of Rome. Historians argue about the exact date and the reasons, but we know that Claudius did not want them holding office or bringing in more immigrants. Instead, he wrote that the Jews (pdf) “should rest content with what belongs to them by…

Jeff Sessions Quotes the Bible to Justify Abusing Immigrants; God Laughs Jeff Sessions Quotes the Bible to Justify Abusing Immigrants; God Laughs

If you hear somebody quote the Bible outside of church, it’s usually not a good sign. The occasional gasp of “Jesus Christ” or “Gaht damn” and various forms of “Jesus be a fence” are all right, but those aren’t really Bible quotes and could denote anything from having missed the bus to winning the daily Lotto at the…

Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Jeff Sessions Defend Separating Immigrant Children From Their Parents Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Jeff Sessions Defend Separating Immigrant Children From Their Parents

White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders is a mindless propaganda puppet, and U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions—aka King Kleeber Klaus or KKK or Racist Santa—is a heartless demon who deals in racism and xenophobia. Both of them are trash individuals, and they proved that fact on Thursday when they both…

‘Operation Broken Heart’: 2,300 Suspected Child-Sex Offenders Nabbed in Nationwide Operation ‘Operation Broken Heart’: 2,300 Suspected Child-Sex Offenders Nabbed in Nationwide Operation

The Justice Department announced Tuesday that it has arrested more than 2,300 suspected online child-sex offenders during a nationwide operation that lasted three months.

Trump Still Hates Jeff Sessions for Being Jeff Sessions Trump Still Hates Jeff Sessions for Being Jeff Sessions

Attorney General Jeff Sessions has always been trash. He openly hates arguably the most peaceful herb of all herbs, and Martin Luther King Jr.’s widow openly despised his ass. That’s right: Coretta Scott King took time out of her busy day to pen a letter to block the 1986 nomination of Jeff Sessions for federal judge…

Federal Prisons Director Was Caught in Pissing Match Between Jared Kushner and Jeff Sessions, so He Quit Federal Prisons Director Was Caught in Pissing Match Between Jared Kushner and Jeff Sessions, so He Quit

Last week while we were all debating whether it was Laurel or Yanny, watching white people calling the police on black people just because they can, and continuing to marvel at the comedy of errors that is the current presidential administration, the federal prisons director quietly resigned from his position because…

Is the Trump Administration Running a Child-Trafficking Ring or Nah? Follow Me Down the Rabbit Hole Is the Trump Administration Running a Child-Trafficking Ring or Nah? Follow Me Down the Rabbit Hole

Donald Trump has been the conspiracy whisperer throughout his entire public life. Even before he was president, he was convinced that the Central Park Five were guilty (they weren’t). He spent years claiming that former President Barack Obama was born in Kenya (he wasn’t). He suggested that Supreme Court Justice…

White Supremacist Gangs Are Getting Busted for Trafficking Drugs, but You Won’t Hear Trump Say Shhhhh ... About It White Supremacist Gangs Are Getting Busted for Trafficking Drugs, but You Won’t Hear Trump Say Shhhhh ... About It

On Monday the Department of Justice announced that it was hitting 57 members of white supremacist gangs with charges of kidnapping and drug conspiracies—the result of a drug-trafficking sting in North Texas.

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