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Please, Black Jesus, Let This Be True: Is Former Mass. Gov. Deval Patrick Eyeing a 2020 Run for the White House?  Please, Black Jesus, Let This Be True: Is Former Mass. Gov. Deval Patrick Eyeing a 2020 Run for the White House? 

It sounds as if the team of former President—and black America’s president on a rent-to-own basis—Barack Obama is pushing for Obama’s friend former Massachusetts Gov. Deval Patrick to run for president in 2020.

This Probably Isn’t Obama’s White House Portrait, but I Wish It Were This Probably Isn’t Obama’s White House Portrait, but I Wish It Were

There’s a good chance that the image below isn’t former President Barack Obama’s official White House portrait, but I wish it were, because nothing says “First black president from Chicago” like a tan, Easter-NBA suit. In fact, the only thing missing is a long, tan fedora.

Obama Throws Presidential Shade on Trump’s Dumbass Wall Obama Throws Presidential Shade on Trump’s Dumbass Wall

Former President Barack Obama is entirely too dignified to get on a world stage and say that President Donald Trump is a completely inept hell spawn who wears dive goggles when he paints his skin burnt sienna. Obama will never say that the current president is a divisive heel who is so far in the deep end that he…

Obama on Trump: ‘He’s Nothing but a Bullshitter’ Obama on Trump: ‘He’s Nothing but a Bullshitter’

Barack Obama doesn’t get upset; in fact, he rarely loses his cool. It was one of the things that troubled me about his presidency. I really just wanted him to stop it with the politics of racial representation and threaten to kick someone’s ass. It isn’t really his fault, though; he knew how to play his presidential…

Obama Basically Warned Trump That Michael Flynn Was His Administration’s Phaedra Parks  Obama Basically Warned Trump That Michael Flynn Was His Administration’s Phaedra Parks 

Just as NeNe Leakes warned us all about Phaedra Parks, it turns out that former president Barack Obama—aka “We wish you could’ve gone month to month until we found a better replacement”—warned President TrumPutin that Michael Flynn was shady.

Y’all, They Trying to Tear Barry Down; New Book Claims He Snorted Coke and Cheated on Michelle Y’all, They Trying to Tear Barry Down; New Book Claims He Snorted Coke and Cheated on Michelle

A deplorable has written an “unauthorized biography” that sounds like fiction and claims that former President Barack Obama regularly snorted cocaine and was a man about town.

We Miss You: Obama Holds 1st Speech Post-Presidency  We Miss You: Obama Holds 1st Speech Post-Presidency 

Former President Barack Obama is totally the girl who broke up with us and knows our new girlfriend is an airhead who’s verbally abusive and thinks we could do better. And we, progressive America, are the boyfriend who wants her back.

President TrumPutin Lied on Obama, so Why Isn’t Anyone Saying It?  President TrumPutin Lied on Obama, so Why Isn’t Anyone Saying It? 

On March 4, when the president of these United States hopped on Twitter and tweeted a series of tweets claiming that former President Barack Obama had wiretapped his home in New York City’s Trump Tower when he was running for president, the media was in shock.

Watch Mike Pence’s Matrix-Like Deflection of Obama Wiretapping Claims Made by Trump  Watch Mike Pence’s Matrix-Like Deflection of Obama Wiretapping Claims Made by Trump 

Vice President Mike Pence knows that President Mother Russia was lying when he took to the keyboard with his little fingers to type those crazy claims that former President Barack Obama wiretapped Trump Tower in New York City.

Obama Is Livid at TrumPutin Over His Fake Wiretap Claims  Obama Is Livid at TrumPutin Over His Fake Wiretap Claims 

I’m pretty sure that if someone started a GoFundMe account in which all of the proceeds would go to African-American children throughout the country, and every one of us donated a dollar to the fund, former President Barack Obama would agree to fight President Mother Russia in a pay-per-view match.

Can Someone Tell Apricot Idi Amin That Obama Was on Vacation, Not Worrying About Him? Can Someone Tell Apricot Idi Amin That Obama Was on Vacation, Not Worrying About Him?

Can someone explain to y’all’s punk-ass president that former President Barack Obama has been far more focused on tanning and swag surfing than riling up protesters who don’t need help hating his hateful, raggedy self?

Barack and Michelle Continue to Rule: Bidding War for Obama Memoirs Reaches More Than $60,000,000 Barack and Michelle Continue to Rule: Bidding War for Obama Memoirs Reaches More Than $60,000,000

Barack and Michelle Obama are still in the hearts and minds of many Americans. We miss their presence and their spirit. We cry over their absence in the White House, especially given what we’ve been left with. We long for any tidbit of news we can get about them.

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