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The Outside Line – Your Midday TL;DR Summary of Jalopnik (6/6/18)

Reading articles and frontpage comments? Ain’t nobody got time for that!

The Outside Line – Your Midday TL;DR Summary of Jalopnik (6/5/18)

Reading articles and frontpage comments? Ain’t nobody got time for that!

The Outside Line – Your Afternoon TL;DR Summary of Jalopnik for 5/10/2018

Remember that Tesla Model X autopilot crash? The battery sporadically reignited for hours and days after the crash, requiring intervention from Tesla engineers. That’s just the level of service you can expect when you buy these electric minivan/coffins.

The Outside Line – Your Daily TL;DR Summary of Jalopnik for 5/9/2018

Because The Morning Sh*t (and The Morning Shift) got so repetitive, I’m trying out a new format – summarizing all major FP articles and stories in one place each afternoon. This form of repetition is pretty much all the mainstream media does anymore, so it must be working. Let me know what you think in the comments or…

The Morning Sh*t – Your Daily TL;DR Summary of Jalopnik for 5/7/2018

Welcome to The Morning Sh*t! Still requires greater attention span than cable news.

The Morning Sh*t – Your Daily TL;DR Summary of Jalopnik for 5/4/2018

Welcome to The Morning Sh*t! “Fourth of May, with you, may it be.” – European Yoda

The Morning Sh*t – Your Daily TL;DR Summary of Jalopnik for 5/3/2018

Welcome to The Morning Sh*t! You daily – or sometimes monthly, fortnightly, biannual, biennial, or semi-monthly update, depending on how busy I am each morning.

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All that shitposting practice on Oppo finally paid off I guess. All I had to do was post one single comment.

The Morning Sh*t – Your Daily TL;DR Summary of Jalopnik for 4/6/2018

Welcome to The Morning Sh*t! Pithy remark and/or rejoinder here.

The Morning Sh*t – Your Daily TL;DR Summary of Jalopnik for 4/5/2018

Welcome to The Morning Sh*t! Slip me a $20 and watch me drop my tiny briefs.

The Morning Sh*t – Your Daily TL;DR Summary of Jalopnik for 4/4/2018

Welcome to The Morning Sh*t! Now featuring random hyperlinky goodness (all of it SFW).

The Morning Sh*t – Your Daily TL;DR Summary of Jalopnik for 4/3/2018

Welcome to The Morning Sh*t! We would like to apologize for the sporadic and late posts lately – they get started, but we almost never manage to fini

Breaking: GMG to Introduce Halo On All Kinja Websites Breaking: GMG to Introduce Halo On All Kinja Websites

After a few months of gathering data related to ad-blockers on its websites, the GMG has announced it will be adding the controversial “halo” to Oppositelock, with all other Kinja websites to follow in the coming weeks and months.

The Morning Sh*t – Your Daily TL;DR Summary of Jalopnik for 3/23/2018 The Morning Sh*t – Your Daily TL;DR Summary of Jalopnik for 3/23/2018

Welcome to The Morning Sh*t! Please welcome special guest, Rush lead singer Geddy Lee, who has decided to freestyle rap today’s news for some reason.

The Morning Sh*t – Your Daily TL;DR Summary of Jalopnik for 3/22/2018

Welcome to The Morning Sh*t! I just realized Uber has an iPhone app and I should stop trying to hail them from the middle of the road.

The Morning Sh*t – Your Daily TL;DR Summary of Jalopnik for 3/19/2018

Welcome to The Morning Sh*t! Brevity is the something something.

The Morning Sh*t – Your Daily TL;DR Summary of Jalopnik for 3/16/2018

Welcome to The Morning Sh*t! Everybody’s working for the weekend.

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