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The Onion-Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt The Onion-Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt

https://www.theonion.com/mr-autumn-man-walking-down-street-with-cup-of-coffee-1819574012

Low tires? Just try this simple fix Low tires? Just try this simple fix

This maybe a joke...or is it?

New Domino’s App Allows Customer To Track Pizza’s Movement Through Digestive System

"Badass" t-shirts. This company is doing it right  "Badass" t-shirts. This company is doing it right 

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Local Man With “Save The Manuals” Sticker On WRX Is Just Better Than You- After seeing a man on the highway with a, “Save the manuals” sticker on his strictly visual mods Subaru, we flagged him down to ask him a few questions.“Well yeah I got the sticker weeks before I actually got my new WRX”, he said.“I got it…

New Tesla Model 3 Goes From Zero To Engulfed In Flames In 3.5 Seconds

“PALO ALTO, CA—Boasting that drivers and critics alike would be awed by the car’s pyrotechnic performance, Elon Musk announced Tuesday that every new Tesla Model 3 sold would be capable of going from zero to engulfed in flames in just 3.5 seconds. “The Model 3 is the most efficient, fastest-burning passenger car…

The Outside Line – Your Midday TL;DR Summary of Jalopnik (6/6/18)

Reading articles and frontpage comments? Ain’t nobody got time for that!

The Outside Line – Your Midday TL;DR Summary of Jalopnik (6/5/18)

Reading articles and frontpage comments? Ain’t nobody got time for that!

The Outside Line – Your Afternoon TL;DR Summary of Jalopnik for 5/10/2018

Remember that Tesla Model X autopilot crash? The battery sporadically reignited for hours and days after the crash, requiring intervention from Tesla engineers. That’s just the level of service you can expect when you buy these electric minivan/coffins.

The Outside Line – Your Daily TL;DR Summary of Jalopnik for 5/9/2018

Because The Morning Sh*t (and The Morning Shift) got so repetitive, I’m trying out a new format – summarizing all major FP articles and stories in one place each afternoon. This form of repetition is pretty much all the mainstream media does anymore, so it must be working. Let me know what you think in the comments or…

The Morning Sh*t – Your Daily TL;DR Summary of Jalopnik for 5/7/2018

Welcome to The Morning Sh*t! Still requires greater attention span than cable news.

The Morning Sh*t – Your Daily TL;DR Summary of Jalopnik for 5/4/2018

Welcome to The Morning Sh*t! “Fourth of May, with you, may it be.” – European Yoda

The Morning Sh*t – Your Daily TL;DR Summary of Jalopnik for 5/3/2018

Welcome to The Morning Sh*t! You daily – or sometimes monthly, fortnightly, biannual, biennial, or semi-monthly update, depending on how busy I am each morning.

Well well well Well well well

All that shitposting practice on Oppo finally paid off I guess. All I had to do was post one single comment.

The Morning Sh*t – Your Daily TL;DR Summary of Jalopnik for 4/6/2018

Welcome to The Morning Sh*t! Pithy remark and/or rejoinder here.

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