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It’s A Bold Strategy, Cotton

Let’s see how it plays out for him. I have no strong feelings one way or the other. The Bel Air never tickled my pickle. But I don’t resign it to meh status. I’ve seen a rat rodded Pontiac Chieftain I thought was neat.

Hot Take  Hot Take 

I’m sorry, if we’ve become so forgetful of what is supposed to be the most precious and important thing in a parent’s life that we have to take off a comparably unimportant shoe and leave it in the back seat to remember a child is in the back seat, perhaps these parents shouldn’t be having kids...

Hot Take Hot Take

Our friend and legend, Doug DeMuro, needs to change his approach to his prerelease car videos. They’re too long for a car you can’t test drive nor give a DougScore to.

Monday Afternoon Hot Taek - Pepperoni Rolls are superior to Pepperoni Pizza Monday Afternoon Hot Taek - Pepperoni Rolls are superior to Pepperoni Pizza

They both have exactly the same ingredients, but one is vastly superior.

Monday Morning Hot Taek - Cargo Pants With Zip-Off Legs Are Teh Best Pants Monday Morning Hot Taek - Cargo Pants With Zip-Off Legs Are Teh Best Pants

Getting warm? Zip off the legs. Getting Cold? Walking through a field of jagger bushes? Zip ‘em back on. Going on an adventure, or just a hott date with a girl that’s wearing pants with no pockets and that doesn’t want to carry a purse? Plenty of storage space, with front / back / side pockets.

Weekend Hot Taek - Beards are dumb, and partly grey beards are even dumber Weekend Hot Taek - Beards are dumb, and partly grey beards are even dumber

Shave, you bums. It will make you look at least 10 years younger.

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