jared kushner's posts - English uPOST

Trump Asks Justice Department to Regulate Bump Stocks Trump Asks Justice Department to Regulate Bump Stocks

Welcome to Barf Bag, a daily politics roundup to help you sort through the chaotic Trumpian news cycle.

Do We Really Need Steve Bannon's 'Unfettered Thoughts'? Again?  Do We Really Need Steve Bannon's 'Unfettered Thoughts'? Again? 

In Gabriel Sherman’s new profile of Steve Bannon for Vanity Fair, Bannon deflects the explicitly true suggestion that he has encouraged white supremacist and Nazi groups with an interesting anecdote.

The Trump Family Literally Doesn't Know How to Vote???  The Trump Family Literally Doesn't Know How to Vote??? 

Many things are difficult when you are a Trump. Telling the truth, for instance, or touching your top teeth and your bottom teeth together when your mouth is closed. It is not necessarily surprising, then, to hear that members of the Trump family have had trouble voting, particularly considering their medium-to-low…

Trump Only So-So In Terms of Understanding What His Jerusalem Announcement Means Trump Only So-So In Terms of Understanding What His Jerusalem Announcement Means

According to a new Washington Post report, Donald Trump does not fully understand the implications of his decision to declare Jerusalem the capital of Israel and move the U.S. embassy there. This isn’t particularly surprising for a man who does not fully understand literally anything, up to and including how to keep…

From Jared to Kellyanne: The Year in Political Dicks From Jared to Kellyanne: The Year in Political Dicks

It’s baffling to look back at the past year in politics, to begin to wade through the number of protections rolled back by the administration, or the number of Friday afternoons interrupted by news existentially threatening our democracy, or the number of times the President has demonstrated severe and unchecked…

Jared Kushner Has Been a Very Naughty Boy Jared Kushner Has Been a Very Naughty Boy

Welcome to Barf Bag, a daily politics roundup to help you sort through the chaotic Trumpian news cycle.

The Paradise Papers, a Massive Document Dump, Show Where the Superrich, and Obviously Trump Leeches, Put Their Money The Paradise Papers, a Massive Document Dump, Show Where the Superrich, and Obviously Trump Leeches, Put Their Money

In the second-largest data leak of all time, a great Something Burger, 96 media organizations from 67 countries have been working together to sort through 13.4 million papers–dubbed the “Paradise Papers”–documenting where the world’s elite store their money. The documents, originally obtained by the German newspaper …

Would You Have Sex to Jared and Ivanka's (Possible) 21-Minute Fuck Playlist? Would You Have Sex to Jared and Ivanka's (Possible) 21-Minute Fuck Playlist?

HuffPost senior reporter Ashley Feinberg has published a recent playlist Ivanka Trump made on Spotify, which is comprised of five sad songs that hint strongly of bedroom death, premature ejaculation, and half-hearted dry humping. These include John Legend’s “All of Me” and “Ordinary People,” “When I Was Your Man” by…

With Email Scandals and Near-Indictments, Trump's Adult Children Honor the Family Name  With Email Scandals and Near-Indictments, Trump's Adult Children Honor the Family Name 

Two major stories have broken just this week concerning Ivanka Trump and various male Trump spawn/spawn-in-law, both painting a sweet familial picture of extreme professional misconduct and flagrant duplicity.

Jared Kushner Is Registered to Vote as a Female Jared Kushner Is Registered to Vote as a Female

Jared Kushner, Donald Trump’s adenoidal nitwit of a son-in-law and highly inexperienced political advisor, is registered to vote in the state of New York as a woman.

Ivanka Reportedly Did Government Business On Private Email, Too Ivanka Reportedly Did Government Business On Private Email, Too

In the current White House, accusations and condemnations are strewn around like chimps flinging shit, but it turns out the most copious poopers are the Trumps. News broke Sunday that prominent slumlord/Pixar voice actor Jared Kushner used his personal email for government business, and today it’s come to light that…

Jared Kushner Used Private Email for White House Business: Report Jared Kushner Used Private Email for White House Business: Report

Well WELL. Guess who has used a private email server to discuss White House business with other administration officials? Hint: He has the smooth skin of a newborn alien and two pools of oil for eyes. If you guessed Jared Kushner, you win! (Kidding, no one wins.)

West Wing Schmucks Fail the One Test Literally All Jews Are Supposed to Pass  West Wing Schmucks Fail the One Test Literally All Jews Are Supposed to Pass 

Welcome to Barf Bag, a daily politics roundup to help you sort through the chaotic Trumpian news cycle.

Anthony Scaramucci Is Listed as 'Dead' in the Harvard Law Alumni Directory :( Anthony Scaramucci Is Listed as 'Dead' in the Harvard Law Alumni Directory :(

Welcome to Barf Bag, a daily politics roundup to help you sort through the chaotic Trumpian news cycle.

Convincing No One, Jared Kushner Insists: 'I Did Not Collude With Russia'  Convincing No One, Jared Kushner Insists: 'I Did Not Collude With Russia' 

White House senior advisor Jared Kushner, emerging from a 2.5 hour closed door meeting with the Senate Intelligence Committee on Monday afternoon, denied colluding with Russian officials during the campaign. He was not under oath during the private meeting with Senate staff on Monday.

House Democrats Ask FBI to Review Ivanka Trump's Security Clearance  House Democrats Ask FBI to Review Ivanka Trump's Security Clearance 

On Wednesday morning, a group of House Democrats sent a letter to Andrew McCabe, acting FBI director, asking him to “conduct a review of a potentially serious issue involving First Daughter and Assistant to the President, Ivanka Trump.” The letter, written by Virginia Congressman Don Beyer, asks McCabe to review…

Donald Trump Jr. Met With a Russian Lawyer He Was Told Would Help His Father's Campaign Donald Trump Jr. Met With a Russian Lawyer He Was Told Would Help His Father's Campaign

Donald Trump Jr., along with Jared Kushner and then-campaign manager Paul Manafort, held a meeting with a Russian lawyer at Trump Tower last year in hopes of learning damning information about Hillary Clinton’s campaign.

Secretary of Energy Declares That the Climate Is Changing Mostly Because of the 'Ocean Waters' Secretary of Energy Declares That the Climate Is Changing Mostly Because of the 'Ocean Waters'

Welcome to Barf Bag, a daily politics roundup to help you sort through the chaotic Trumpian news cycle.

BREAKING: This Is How Jared Kushner's Voice Sounds

I am out of breath and filled with endorphins because today, we have finally heard the voice of Jared Kushner, the prettiest doll on Trump’s island of misfit toys.

Jared Kushner Allegedly Wanted a Secret Communication Line Between Trump's Transition Team and the Kremlin Jared Kushner Allegedly Wanted a Secret Communication Line Between Trump's Transition Team and the Kremlin

Reports from several outlets—including the Washington Post, the New York Times, and Reuters—alleged on Friday that Trump’s senior advisor and son-in-law-in-chief, Jared Kushner, discussed with Russia’s ambassador to Washington, Sergey Kislyak, the possibility of establishing a secret communication backchannel between…

More jared kushner's posts »

Language