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The Very Best of Ivanka Trump In Fear The Very Best of Ivanka Trump In Fear

Bob Woodward’s Fear: Trump in the White House told readers much of what they already knew: the president is a malicious idiot, and his administration is in a constant state of chaos and disorder. But apparently readers find comfort in what’s known: The book sold 750,000 copies as of Tuesday, its first day on sale,…

Jared and Ivanka Play Op-Ed Detective  Jared and Ivanka Play Op-Ed Detective 

I too hate it when my enemies are talking publicly about how to bring me down.

Jared Can't Get In the Building Jared Can't Get In the Building

Jared wants to get inside building. Jared can’t get inside building. Jared smirks as reporters ask him questions. Jared still can’t get in the building. Jared pretends his butthole isn’t clenching from stress.

Donald Trump Maybe Wanted Ivanka to Marry Someone Else Donald Trump Maybe Wanted Ivanka to Marry Someone Else

According to Donald Trump, who may or may not want to marry his eldest daughter, Ivanka could have married New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady. Instead, she married a man who looks and sounds like a voice actor for a children’s puppet show.

Karlie Kloss and Jared Kushner's Brother: Engaged! Karlie Kloss and Jared Kushner's Brother: Engaged!

Former Taylor Swift BFF, Koder, and supermodel Karlie Kloss is engaged! To Jared Kushner’s brother, entrepreneur/venture capitalist Joshua Kushner! After six years of dating!

Donald Trump Might Pardon More People From Kim Kardashian's List and Jeff Sessions Is Mad  Donald Trump Might Pardon More People From Kim Kardashian's List and Jeff Sessions Is Mad 

Donald Trump, who has discovered the joys of pardoning bad men—and, on the rare occasion, at the behest of Kim Kardashian, showing actual humanity to a woman serving an unjust sentence—may soon extend pardons to more people on Kardashian’s list at the urging of his son-in-law and Middle East peacemaker Jared Kushner.

Ivanka Made $5 Million Last Year From Her Cursed Clothing Brand, Which She Also Happens to Wear Quite a Lot! Ivanka Made $5 Million Last Year From Her Cursed Clothing Brand, Which She Also Happens to Wear Quite a Lot!

White House senior advisers and professional grifters Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner are cleaning the fuck up outside of the administration jobs they were given because of daddy president. According to new financial disclosures, the couple made a whopping $82 million in outside income in 2017. $82 million!

Kim Kardashian Goes to Washington  Kim Kardashian Goes to Washington 

A scene from my nightmares will unfold in our nation’s capital on Wednesday: Kim Kardashian and Donald Trump will meet in the White House, thanks to “months” of back-channel talks between the princess of Calabasas and Jared Kushner.

Rotund Crackpots Struggle to Find Common Ground  Rotund Crackpots Struggle to Find Common Ground 

A sinkhole has opened up on the White House lawn, which feels a little on the nose.

You'll Never Believe This, But Jared Kushner Is Not Well-Respected Overseas You'll Never Believe This, But Jared Kushner Is Not Well-Respected Overseas

The Associated Press has a long story out about Trump fundraisers and business partners Elliott Broidy and George Nader, who reportedly functioned, for a time, as an obscenely high-paid backchannel between crown princes from the UAE and Saudi Arabia and the Trump White House as the countries sought to position U.S.…

Unpaid White House Employee Representing the Nation at the Dreaded Opening of the New U.S. Embassy in Jerusalem Unpaid White House Employee Representing the Nation at the Dreaded Opening of the New U.S. Embassy in Jerusalem

Ivanka and Jared, per Jared’s role as Innovations Officer and in Ivanka’s new official capacity as an Unpaid Employee, are off to oversee the Middle East.

When the Kush Hits (In the Form of a Federal Subpoena Over Slumlord Tactics)  When the Kush Hits (In the Form of a Federal Subpoena Over Slumlord Tactics) 

The Kushner Cos., the company owned by the family of Jared Kushner, President Trump’s special big boy advisor and son-in-law, is honestly so happy that the federal government has chosen to subpoena it for information about whether or not it filed false documents about real estate holdings in New York City, thank you so…

Jared and Ivanka Thought ‘Planned Parenthood Discontinues Abortion Services' Would Be a Great Headline Jared and Ivanka Thought ‘Planned Parenthood Discontinues Abortion Services' Would Be a Great Headline

News that Planned Parenthood Federation of America’s President Cecile Richards met with Ivanka Trump in the weeks following Donald Trump’s inauguration broke last year; Politico reported in 2017 that Richards had met with Ivanka Trump to “seek common ground on the contentious issue of abortion.”

Jezebel Investigates: Is This a Finger, a Bicep, or Jared Kushner's Cursed Pec?  Jezebel Investigates: Is This a Finger, a Bicep, or Jared Kushner's Cursed Pec? 

Theodore Kushner, the youngest son of Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner, was born two years ago today. To commemorate the occasion, Trump shared the following photo on Twitter and Instagram:

Jared Kushner's Brother Reportedly Donated $50,000 to March for Our Lives  Jared Kushner's Brother Reportedly Donated $50,000 to March for Our Lives 

A brief but oh-so-sweet, gentle lull: rich person in Trump’s extended circle uses riches to positively impact the lives of other people.

Even Trump Isn't Sure If He Wants Ivanka and Jared Around Anymore Even Trump Isn't Sure If He Wants Ivanka and Jared Around Anymore

Jared Kushner is a senior advisor with a downgraded security clearance, Ivanka Trump is a special assistant to the president who thinks it’s rude to ask her questions about her dada, and now even Trump is reportedly starting to question what exactly they’re doing around the White House anymore.

Trump Goes (Temporarily?) Rogue, Appears to Back Gun Control Measures  Trump Goes (Temporarily?) Rogue, Appears to Back Gun Control Measures 

Attention everyone, this big guy is takin’ the reins.

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