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The Very Best of Ivanka Trump In Fear The Very Best of Ivanka Trump In Fear

Bob Woodward’s Fear: Trump in the White House told readers much of what they already knew: the president is a malicious idiot, and his administration is in a constant state of chaos and disorder. But apparently readers find comfort in what’s known: The book sold 750,000 copies as of Tuesday, its first day on sale,…

Jared and Ivanka Play Op-Ed Detective  Jared and Ivanka Play Op-Ed Detective 

I too hate it when my enemies are talking publicly about how to bring me down.

Ivanka Trump and Steve Bannon Reportedly Had a Screaming Match  Ivanka Trump and Steve Bannon Reportedly Had a Screaming Match 

It has been a WILD day in Washington, lemme tell ya...

Eat Shit Twice, Ivanka Eat Shit Twice, Ivanka

Ivanka! Hi, hello. Okay, so...

Saturday Night Live Reportedly Hurt Ivanka's Feelings :(  Saturday Night Live Reportedly Hurt Ivanka's Feelings :( 

Ivanka Trump was reportedly very, very mad about the Saturday Night Live skit that made her the face of a glamorous new perfume called “Complicit.” Aw, it’s hard being complicit.

In the Trump Administration, Motherhood Is a Tool of White Supremacy  In the Trump Administration, Motherhood Is a Tool of White Supremacy 

In July 2017, Sarah Huckabee Sanders replaced the perennially flustered Sean Spicer to become the second White House press secretary under Donald Trump. The appointment made her the third woman to occupy that position, some 10 years after Dana Perino served under George W. Bush. Though expected, her promotion was…

Ivanka's Being Summoned to Suburbs to Turn Out the Polite Racist Vote  Ivanka's Being Summoned to Suburbs to Turn Out the Polite Racist Vote 

Republicans are deploying a familiar strategy ahead of the midterms: dispatching Ivanka Trump to the suburbs, where many similarly polite racists live.

Instagram Is No Longer Safe for Ivanka!  Instagram Is No Longer Safe for Ivanka! 

Welcome to Barf Bag, a daily politics roundup to help you sort through the chaotic Trumpian news cycle.

A Morning at Trump Tower With the Ghosts of Ivanka Trump's Personal Brand  A Morning at Trump Tower With the Ghosts of Ivanka Trump's Personal Brand 

Ivanka Trump announced last week that she would be shuttering her eponymous fashion brand, a decision made out of reported frustration with restrictions put in place to avoid conflicts of interest while working in the White House. As of July 28, though, as Business Insider reported, her last brick-and-mortar outpost…

Him??? Him???

Perhaps this is not news to anyone reading this, but it is news to me—were you all aware that Ivanka Trump dated Topher Grace? Well they did. 

Donald Trump Maybe Wanted Ivanka to Marry Someone Else Donald Trump Maybe Wanted Ivanka to Marry Someone Else

According to Donald Trump, who may or may not want to marry his eldest daughter, Ivanka could have married New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady. Instead, she married a man who looks and sounds like a voice actor for a children’s puppet show.

Goodbye Ivanka Trump (TM) Goodbye Ivanka Trump (TM)

Ivanka Trump is shuttering her namesake fashion brand, the Wall Street Journal reports. Goodbye generic sheath dresses conveniently worn at high-profile campaign events and White House functions; goodbye to shoes that got the company sued multiple times for copyright infringement; goodbye to all of it!

Ivanka Killed Millennial Pink Ivanka Killed Millennial Pink

Millennial pink is dead. Death to millennial pink.

Canadians Have the Good Sense to Reject Ivanka Trump (Branded Clothing)  Canadians Have the Good Sense to Reject Ivanka Trump (Branded Clothing) 

Ivanka Trump’s brand of clothing and accessories got the boot from Hudson’s Bay Company, Canada’s largest department store chain and the company that owns Saks Fifth Avenue and Lord & Taylor.

Michelle Wolf Compares Ivanka Trump to Herpes, Which Is Rude to Herpes Michelle Wolf Compares Ivanka Trump to Herpes, Which Is Rude to Herpes

Comedian Michelle Wolf compared Ivanka Trump to herpes, vaginal mesh, recalled birth control pill Yaz, and a tumor during a segment of her weekly Netflix show, The Break with Michelle Wolf. Unlike Samantha Bee’s “cunt-gate” fame, Wolf is unlikely to apologize for the insults.

Ivanka Accidentally Condemns Her Father, the Administration She Works For, Herself  Ivanka Accidentally Condemns Her Father, the Administration She Works For, Herself 

Ivanka Trump is back to pretending that she and her racist father, and his racist administration, care about migrant children.

Eat Shit, Ivanka Eat Shit, Ivanka

Please fuck off forever, Ivanka. People see you.

Cuntism: Cunts, Cuntiness, and All Things Cuntery in Pop Culture Cuntism: Cunts, Cuntiness, and All Things Cuntery in Pop Culture

Cunt. It’s a powerful, beautiful, valuable thing: a fabulous pun and “the source of all life and pleasure and beauty”…Or so it was until it made it to our American shores.

The Campaign to Make It Seem Like Ivanka Trump Gives a Shit About Migrant Children Has Begun  The Campaign to Make It Seem Like Ivanka Trump Gives a Shit About Migrant Children Has Begun 

America’s next top selkie Ivanka Trump really cares about the kids who have been forcibly removed from their parents as a direct result of the Trump administration’s “zero-tolerance” policy, which has so far led to the detention of more than 2,000 children.

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