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The FBI Finished Its Kavanaugh Investigation and Republicans Are Ready to Ram Through His Confirmation The FBI Finished Its Kavanaugh Investigation and Republicans Are Ready to Ram Through His Confirmation

The FBI completed its investigation into sexual assault allegations against Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh, and now Republicans are ready to rush the fuck through his confirmation.

Ivanka Reportedly Still Supports Brett Kavanaugh  Ivanka Reportedly Still Supports Brett Kavanaugh 

Let’s dive into some grim news.

Senate Republicans Reach a New, Wholly Unsurprising Low Senate Republicans Reach a New, Wholly Unsurprising Low

On Tuesday, Republicans on the Senate Judiciary Committee, ever eager to confirm Brett Kavanaugh to a lifetime appointment on the Supreme Court, released a statement filled with lurid personal details from a man who says he is the former boyfriend of Julie Swetnick, the third woman who has publicly come forward…

Brett Kavanaugh Answers Dick Durbin's Question About a Potential FBI Investigation With Stony Silence

During his hearing before the Senate Judiciary Hearing on Thursday, Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh was asked by Illinois Democrat Dick Durbin asked if he would “support an FBI investigation, right now” into Christine Blasey Ford’s allegations that he sexually assaulted her as a teenager. Kavanaugh responded,…

The Stolen Ruby Slippers Have Been Found! The Stolen Ruby Slippers Have Been Found!

The FBI has announced they’ve recovered a pair of Dorothy’s ruby slippers from MGM’s 1939 The Wizard of Oz classic, which have been missing since they were stolen over a decade ago.

Michael Cohen Would 'Take a Bullet' for Donald Trump If Taking a Bullet Means Maybe Testifying Against Him If It Comes Down to It   Michael Cohen Would 'Take a Bullet' for Donald Trump If Taking a Bullet Means Maybe Testifying Against Him If It Comes Down to It  

Michael Cohen, Donald Trump’s longtime personal lawyer and enforcer goon, seems to be trying very, very hard to cut ties with his former client—a man who he once pledged he would “take a bullet” for.

The FBI Seized 731 Pages of Michael Cohen's Text Messages, Which Sure Seems Like a Lot of Pages  The FBI Seized 731 Pages of Michael Cohen's Text Messages, Which Sure Seems Like a Lot of Pages 

I feel as though I’ve aged about 177 years in the last 8 hours.

Ivanka's Time in the Special Counsel Spotlight May Be Approaching! Or Not! Who Knows! Ivanka's Time in the Special Counsel Spotlight May Be Approaching! Or Not! Who Knows!

Questions are beginning to swirl about Ivanka Trump—President Trump’s most trusted advisor and also his daughter that he might want to date—and her involvement in Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation. Or rather, her marked lack of involvement. She has yet to be questioned by Mueller, and this Politico piece…

On James Comey's Book Tour, America's Daddy Complex Gets a Pacifier On James Comey's Book Tour, America's Daddy Complex Gets a Pacifier

Although his name has become a shorthand hiss across the political spectrum, fired FBI director James Comey doesn’t present as an inherently interesting guy. That seems to be part of his appeal.

Trump's Lawyer May Have Handed Over a Gold Mine of Secret Recordings to the FBI....Oops! Trump's Lawyer May Have Handed Over a Gold Mine of Secret Recordings to the FBI....Oops!

Donald Trump’s associates are reportedly freaking out because his lawyer, Michael Cohen, may have inadvertently handed the FBI a gold mine of private business and political conversations he secretly recorded. In an amazing twist of fate, the recordings that Cohen attempted to use as leverage against Trump’s associates…

Former Trump Campaign Advisor Rick Gates Pleads Guilty to Conspiracy Former Trump Campaign Advisor Rick Gates Pleads Guilty to Conspiracy

Congratulations to all of us for making it through another day.

That's the 'Worse Than Watergate' Memo? Are You Freaking Kidding Me? That's the 'Worse Than Watergate' Memo? Are You Freaking Kidding Me?

Welcome to Barf Bag, a daily politics roundup to help you sort through the chaotic Trumpian news cycle.

ICE Ignores House Judiciary Request, Deports Palestinian Father of Four  ICE Ignores House Judiciary Request, Deports Palestinian Father of Four 

Tune in tonight as my colleagues enjoy (my word, not theirs) Trump’s State of the Union address.

Deputy FBI Director Andrew McCabe Steps Down  Deputy FBI Director Andrew McCabe Steps Down 

More like Monday funday, am I right everybody? Haha! No, I am wrong.

Report: FBI Election Probe Investigating Ties Between NRA and Russian Official Report: FBI Election Probe Investigating Ties Between NRA and Russian Official

As part of the Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation into the Trump campaign’s ties to Russia, the FBI is investigating a Russian banker who may have illegally given money to the NRA in order to help elect Donald Trump.

Trump Wants Some News About Emails? Here's Some News About Emails Trump Wants Some News About Emails? Here's Some News About Emails

This morning, after news broke that Paul Manafort had turned himself in to the FBI over charges filed in Robert Mueller’s Russia investigation, the Sad Bagpipe-in-Chief couldn’t help but tweet:

Former Trump Campaign Chairman Paul Manafort Surrenders to FBI Former Trump Campaign Chairman Paul Manafort Surrenders to FBI

Paul Manafort, Donald Trump’s one-time campaign chairman, surrendered to the FBI Monday morning after the first charges in the special investigation into the 2016 election were filed.

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