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Trump Asks Justice Department to Regulate Bump Stocks Trump Asks Justice Department to Regulate Bump Stocks

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Donald Trump Challenged Oprah Winfrey to Run for President on President's Day Donald Trump Challenged Oprah Winfrey to Run for President on President's Day

People have finally stopped asking Oprah if she will run for president in 2020, so Donald Trump felt safe to challenge her as a future non-candidate.

Trump Now Asking His Billionaire Mar-a-Lago Buddies If He Should Do Something About Gun Control Trump Now Asking His Billionaire Mar-a-Lago Buddies If He Should Do Something About Gun Control

One of the most fun parts of Trump being president is how much influence uninformed billionaires have over life-or-death matters like healthcare, foreign policy, the environment, immigration, taxes, social services—you name it, rich people who don’t really give a shit control it. Much of that influence comes from…

Free-wheeling Omarosa Says Somebody's Banging the Whole White House, Just Putting It Out There Free-wheeling Omarosa Says Somebody's Banging the Whole White House, Just Putting It Out There

Omarosa, Apprentice and White House alum–currently the best thing that ever happened to Celebrity Big Brother–was asked if she’d slept with Donald Trump. And she went ahead and said this, via Entertainment Weekly’s Celebrity Big Brother recap:

Trump Blames School Shooting on Mental Illness While Proposing Budget Cuts for Mental Health Programs Trump Blames School Shooting on Mental Illness While Proposing Budget Cuts for Mental Health Programs

As Republicans fail to offer more than thoughts and prayers to those affected by the most recent mass shooting, Donald Trump blames the massacre in Parkland, Florida not on guns, white supremacy, or a history of violence, but on mental illness:

How Friends of Trump Use Legal Hell to Silence Women How Friends of Trump Use Legal Hell to Silence Women

Have you slept with Donald Trump? If so, and you’re interested in speaking publicly about it, an opaque web of legal agreements, hush money, and shady players may await you, according to an exposé published Friday in the New Yorker.

Donald Trump Calls Florida Shooter 'Mentally Disturbed,' Says Nothing About Gun Control Donald Trump Calls Florida Shooter 'Mentally Disturbed,' Says Nothing About Gun Control

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The President Is 'Opposed' to Domestic Violence and 'Everyone Knows That'  The President Is 'Opposed' to Domestic Violence and 'Everyone Knows That' 

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Trump's Lawyer Says He Paid Stormy Daniels Himself, Therefore What Is the Big Deal  Trump's Lawyer Says He Paid Stormy Daniels Himself, Therefore What Is the Big Deal 

Longtime Trump attorney Michael Cohen, best known for classic lines like “you cannot rape your spouse” and “tread very fucking lightly, because what I’m going to do to you is going to be fucking disgusting,” has confirmed with the New York Times that he paid $130,000 to former pornographic actress Stephanie Clifford,…

New Poll Finds That Everyone Is Miserable, for Some Reason New Poll Finds That Everyone Is Miserable, for Some Reason

A new poll from Gallup and health company Sharecare has found “significant declines in well-being across the United States.” Huh, that’s strange. What’s up, guys? Is something wrong?

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Turns Into a Malfunctioning Robot Over Rob Porter Sarah Huckabee Sanders Turns Into a Malfunctioning Robot Over Rob Porter

White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders found herself stuck in a glitch in the matrix on Monday, hopelessly repeating stock platitudes about the Trump administration’s handling of the scandal surrounding former Trump aide Rob Porter’s alleged domestic abuse.

Trump's HHS Worked with Conservative Group to Draft Letter Rescinding Planned Parenthood Funding Trump's HHS Worked with Conservative Group to Draft Letter Rescinding Planned Parenthood Funding

According to documents obtained by Politico, the Department of Human and Health Services (HHS) under Trump worked with a conservative group on a letter announcing states no longer needed to comply with the Obama-era policy that made it harder for them to end Medicaid funding for Planned Parenthood.

Guess What This Shit Heel Thinks About #MeToo Guess What This Shit Heel Thinks About #MeToo

After a week of playing hot potato with long-alleged domestic abusers in the White House, Trump has settled on coming out against #MeToo, more or less. Updates from the dojo of assholery (scroll to #8 if you’re just fucking exhausted):

John Kelly Could Resign as White House Chief of Staff In Wake of Allegations Against Rob Porter John Kelly Could Resign as White House Chief of Staff In Wake of Allegations Against Rob Porter

The White House Chief of Staff position, like so many jobs within the Trump administration, appears to be one that no man can hold for long. A little more than just six months after he replaced Reince Priebus, retired four-star marine general John Kelly is reportedly willing to resign over his handling of the domestic…

Man Who Runs Most Powerful Country in the World Rarely Reads Daily Intelligence Briefing Man Who Runs Most Powerful Country in the World Rarely Reads Daily Intelligence Briefing

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Trump Shows Sympathy for Alleged Domestic Abuser Rob Porter, Says It's 'a Very Tough Time for Him'  Trump Shows Sympathy for Alleged Domestic Abuser Rob Porter, Says It's 'a Very Tough Time for Him' 

How many ways can the president show that he hates women? An infinite number of ways, it seems. Today, in his first remarks since former aide Rob Porter resigned amid multiple reports of domestic abuse, Trump called Porter’s resignation “very sad.” He did not reference Porter’s alleged victims, but did indicate that…

Demanding Toddler Wants a Military Parade 'Like the One in France' Demanding Toddler Wants a Military Parade 'Like the One in France'

In the unlikely case that Donald Trump actually wanted to be president, it is all but certain that he imagined it to be a four years-long Soviet-style military parade. Planes swooshing, common folk cheering, cannons firing, generals saluting, a virile assortment of exceptionally large tanks. Bam bam bam! And, as it…

'Let's Shut It Down': Donald Trump Threatens  Government Shutdown Over Immigration 'Let's Shut It Down': Donald Trump Threatens  Government Shutdown Over Immigration

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Trump's Lawyers Want Him to Avoid Mueller Interview in Case He (Accidentally?) Lies Trump's Lawyers Want Him to Avoid Mueller Interview in Case He (Accidentally?) Lies

Lawyers for Donald Trump—who I might be tempted to pity if they weren’t so steeped in evil—are advising him to turn down an interview with Robert Mueller lest he immediately perjure himself.

Donald Trump Accuser Rachel Crooks is Running for Office in Ohio Donald Trump Accuser Rachel Crooks is Running for Office in Ohio

Rachel Crooks, one of the first women to go public with accusations of sexual misconduct against Donald Trump in October 2016, has announced that she’s running for the state legislature in Ohio.

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