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Republicans Can't Seem to Agree on How Terrible to Make Their Immigration Bill Republicans Can't Seem to Agree on How Terrible to Make Their Immigration Bill

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Melania Trump 'Truly No Longer Cares' Melania Trump 'Truly No Longer Cares'

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Report: Don Jr. Continues to Be a Sad, Sad Man  Report: Don Jr. Continues to Be a Sad, Sad Man 

A new profile of Donald Trump, Jr., written by Julia Ioffe in GQ, underscores what we have long known deeply in our hearts: That he is very dumb, and has spent his entire life trying in vain to make his sociopathic father love him, to the extent that he has transformed himself into a living, breathing white…

Jimmy Fallon Says He Would Have Done That Ingratiating 2016 Interview With Donald Trump Differently  Jimmy Fallon Says He Would Have Done That Ingratiating 2016 Interview With Donald Trump Differently 

On a Hollywood Reporter podcast episode that aired this Tuesday, Jimmy Fallon was asked about that time when, a couple months before the 2016 presidential election, he interviewed obvious menace to humanity Donald Trump in a jovial manner. Remember how he playfully ruffled the badly mangled dog toy that sits atop the…

Lawsuit Alleges Immigrant Children Forcibly Injected With Antipsychotic Drugs  Lawsuit Alleges Immigrant Children Forcibly Injected With Antipsychotic Drugs 

Affidavits filed in April claims that migrant children in a taxpayer-funded facility with a history of abuse allegations were forcibly injected with powerful anti-psychotic medications, Reveal reports. In an interview with Reveal, forensic psychiatrist Mark. J. Mills compared the practice to tactics used in the former…

The Campaign to Make It Seem Like Ivanka Trump Gives a Shit About Migrant Children Has Begun  The Campaign to Make It Seem Like Ivanka Trump Gives a Shit About Migrant Children Has Begun 

America’s next top selkie Ivanka Trump really cares about the kids who have been forcibly removed from their parents as a direct result of the Trump administration’s “zero-tolerance” policy, which has so far led to the detention of more than 2,000 children.

Hero Congressional Intern Yells 'Fuck You!' to Donald Trump

If you are an intern seeking employment, yelling “Fuck you!” to your boss, let alone your boss’s boss’s boss, is probably not a great idea. However, if that man is Donald Trump, a cancer metastasizing over the United States and a man responsible for imprisoning babies at the Texas border, then telling him to fuck…

Michael Cohen Would Totally Narc on Donald Trump, Says His Friend  Michael Cohen Would Totally Narc on Donald Trump, Says His Friend 

Michael Cohen is open to snitching on the president if it gives him and his family some peace, according to “friends” of the president’s former personal attorney turned man under criminal investigation with more than 700 pages of his texts currently being reviewed by federal prosecutors. Whew!

After a Nice Long Day of Human Rights Violations, Trump Shares Sensual Embrace With American Flag  After a Nice Long Day of Human Rights Violations, Trump Shares Sensual Embrace With American Flag 

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Ask an Immigration Lawyer: Migrant Parents Face a Long, Complicated Road Ahead to Get Their Children Back Ask an Immigration Lawyer: Migrant Parents Face a Long, Complicated Road Ahead to Get Their Children Back

After the official launch of Jeff Sessions’ “zero-tolerance policy” in April, which mandates the criminal prosecution of everyone who crosses the border without authorization, at least 2,300 children—over a hundred of whom are under the age of four—have been forcibly separated from their parents. (The Trump…

'Congress and the Courts Created This Problem,' Lies Woman Who Helped Create Family Separation Crisis    'Congress and the Courts Created This Problem,' Lies Woman Who Helped Create Family Separation Crisis   

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This Is What 'Zero Tolerance' Sounds Like  This Is What 'Zero Tolerance' Sounds Like 

At ProPublica, reporter Ginger Thompson has obtained what might be the most potent illustration of the impact of the Trump administration’s “zero tolerance” border policy: stomach-churning audio of the sobs and frantic pleading of young children who have been stolen from their parents by the U.S. government. The audio…

We Have a Policy of Separating Families at the Border  We Have a Policy of Separating Families at the Border 

On Sunday night, Secretary of Homeland Security Kirstjen Nielson tweeted: “We do not have a policy of separating families at the border. Period.”

Melania Speaks Melania Speaks

Melania Trump, apparently emboldened by her brief time in hiding, asserted in a statement on Sunday that separating immigrant children from their families at the U.S. border is not a way to Be Best.

Sarah Who????? Sarah Who?????

President Trump was apparently untroubled by reports that Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders might be leaving the White House, according to an interview he gave Fox News on Friday morning.

Trump: I Want You to Feel About Me the Way People Living in Dictatorships Feel About Their Dictator Trump: I Want You to Feel About Me the Way People Living in Dictatorships Feel About Their Dictator

Petulant little boy Donald Trump was very “antsy and bored” on his recent trip to Singapore, reports the Washington Post, where his own impatience nearly derailed an already chaotic meeting with North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un.

The White House, Like Me, Is Not Going to Comment on Rudy Giuliani's 'Love Life' 'Today or Tomorrow or At Any Point Even'  The White House, Like Me, Is Not Going to Comment on Rudy Giuliani's 'Love Life' 'Today or Tomorrow or At Any Point Even' 

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Ivana Trump and an Italian Millionaire Would Like to Sell You Diet Pasta  Ivana Trump and an Italian Millionaire Would Like to Sell You Diet Pasta 

NEW YORK, NY—On Wednesday, Ivana Trump, businesswoman, ex-wife of the president, and mother to his three most odious children, officially launched her campaign to fight adult obesity in the United States by way of a diet of pasta and cookies. The event was held at the headquarters of American excess itself, the Oak…

Donald Trump Is Not My Gemini  Donald Trump Is Not My Gemini 

If you are the sort of person who hates Geminis, it’s easy to say that Donald Trump, today’s birthday boy, is the very worst kind. He changes his mind when it suits him, his jokes cut too close, and seems entirely driven by excitement. That’s a fair assessment of the negative traits of a Gemini. A more accurate…

Donald Trump Seems Pretty Cool With Executions  Donald Trump Seems Pretty Cool With Executions 

Donald Trump cannot seem to say enough nice things about his new pal, Kim Jong Un, a dictator who once had one of his generals executed with an antiaircraft gun for falling asleep in a meeting.

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