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Panicked Rental Scooters Scream At You And Threaten To Call Cops If You Touch Them Panicked Rental Scooters Scream At You And Threaten To Call Cops If You Touch Them

If you had asked me what I thought about dumping a bunch of terrified, usless robots in a city that would scream and freak out and threaten to call the police if you touched them, I’d have probably told you no thanks, we’re cool. Well, nobody did ask me, and now there’s these rental scooters all over a city and they…

Behold The Glorious Sight Of Tons Of Handbuilt Motorcycles Behold The Glorious Sight Of Tons Of Handbuilt Motorcycles

While many motorcycle enthusiasts flock to Austin each April for the MotoGP action going on at Circuit of The Americas, Revival Cycles continues to draw quite the crowd for their annual Handbuilt Motorcycle Show.

At $2,499, Could This Incredibly Low Mileage 1999 Honda CN250 Helix Get You To Scoot? At $2,499, Could This Incredibly Low Mileage 1999 Honda CN250 Helix Get You To Scoot?

Today’s Nice Price or Crack Pipe Honda Helix has only 171 miles on the clock. It also has a digital dash and maybe, the stigma that almost all non-Vespa scooters carry. Will its price still carry the day?

For $2,500, Could This 1982 Yamaha XJ650 Seca Turbo Put You On The Right Track? For $2,500, Could This 1982 Yamaha XJ650 Seca Turbo Put You On The Right Track?

Named for one of the best race courses in the world, today’s Nice Price or Crack Pipe Yamaha is in fact not all that much of a performer. It’s still interesting, and likely fun, but is its price?

Is $900 Too Much To CHiP In For This Wounded 1982 Kawasaki KZ1000P? Is $900 Too Much To CHiP In For This Wounded 1982 Kawasaki KZ1000P?

Have you ever had to sell a project after having screwed it up royally? That’s the case with today’s Nice Price or Crack Pipe Kawasaki, but maybe the seller’s loss can be your gain.

A CHP Helicopter Spotted A Motorcycle Rider Accused Of Routinely Smashing Drivers' Mirrors And Followed Him Home A CHP Helicopter Spotted A Motorcycle Rider Accused Of Routinely Smashing Drivers' Mirrors And Followed Him Home

This motorcyclist was caught knocking off mirrors, supposedly speeding at over 100 mph, and has pending charges of driving recklessly on a California highway. Unfortunately for him, his hooligan antics were caught by a CHP helicopter leading police units on the ground straight to his home.

Bizarre Crash Knocks Biker Unconscious At Over 140 MPH

This rider made it out of this crash ok, but it could have gone a lot worse. You don’t want to be taking a hit to the dome at 140+ mph.

This Supercross Rider's Arm Will Make You Never Want To Ride A Motorcycle Ever [Gross] This Supercross Rider's Arm Will Make You Never Want To Ride A Motorcycle Ever [Gross]

Pictured above is Ken Roczen, supercross rider, in his happy place. He’s on a bike (kinda) and in the air. Pictured below is Ken Roczen in a slightly less desired position. His arm has been opened up.

This Mercedes-Benz 240D Motorcycle And Sidecar Is Bewilderingly Wonderful This Mercedes-Benz 240D Motorcycle And Sidecar Is Bewilderingly Wonderful

The 1980s Mercedes 240s are appealing cars, with a stout, dependable sort of charm. Have you ever wanted one of those W123s but thought it’s just got one wheel too many? If that’s you, then boy, will you be excited to see this.

The Inventor And First Man To Die On A Motorcycle Is An American Hero The Inventor And First Man To Die On A Motorcycle Is An American Hero

It’s almost Independence Day here in the U.S., and I’d like to ask you to take a moment from giving those Redcoats the finger and chugging Pabst to reflect on a true American hero, Sylvester Roper, inventor of both the motorcycle and dying on a motorcycle.

Yes, Motorcycle Sidecar Racing Is Bizarre And Wonderful Yes, Motorcycle Sidecar Racing Is Bizarre And Wonderful

For anyone who’s ever felt bored by an Formula One race, motorcycle sidecar racing is a happy alternative. As you can see, it isn’t bound by the strict rules of F1 that ban anything on the car not interacting with the air.

Watch The Most Hilariously Chill Bavarian Cops Catch A Fleeing Motorcyclist Watch The Most Hilariously Chill Bavarian Cops Catch A Fleeing Motorcyclist

In America, when police pull over a fleeing motorist, they pull out their pistols. In Bavaria, they apparently break out the big guns: ice cream cones.

An Important Theory About People Driving Weird Cars And Weird Bicycles An Important Theory About People Driving Weird Cars And Weird Bicycles

Coming up with simple axioms by which one can live is no easy task. Still, coming up with such axioms is my job, despite what my editor and everyone else tells me. Happily, I think I have finally realized a workable axiom, this one about weird cars and weird bicycles.

Watch A Motorcycle Explode Into A Fireball In The Middle Of A Moto2 Race

A fuel tank exploded in the middle of the track during the second race of the CEV Moto2 European Championship in Aragon, Spain yesterday, engulfing multiple racers in flames but luckily resulting in no serious injuries.

Suzuki GSX-R600-Powered Golf Cart On eBay: 'I'm Selling It Before I Kill Myself' Suzuki GSX-R600-Powered Golf Cart On eBay: 'I'm Selling It Before I Kill Myself'

If you’re the kind of person who views the phrase “I’m selling it before I kill myself in it” as a ringing endorsement, I just found your dream machine. Here is a lifted golf cart powered by a 115-horsepower engine from a 2002 Suzuki GSX-R600 sportbike.

Watch These Motorcyclists Hold On To Each Other During A High Speed Crash

I haven’t driven my dirtbike in a very long time, and I almost never drove it in the rain or on wet roads. But sometimes you get caught in the weather, and highway speed become extremely dangerous. Luckily the two riders managed to keep each other safe in this clip after a major wipe out in the wet.

Watch One Motorcyclist Rescue His Idiot Friend From The Cops

Humans, when faced with a challenging obstacle, revert to an instictive mode that has only two possible settings: fight, or flight. When fighting isn’t possible - as is the case with this idiot bike rider who crashes his bike after the police try to apprehend him - the only option is to run as fast as your skinny…

Watch A Woman Pull A Gun On The Asshole Riders Who Attacked A Driver Watch A Woman Pull A Gun On The Asshole Riders Who Attacked A Driver

These guys are everything that’s wrong with motorcyclists, and they’re why people hate us.

Cop Who Hosed Motorcyclists With Pepper Spray Says It Was For His Own Safety Cop Who Hosed Motorcyclists With Pepper Spray Says It Was For His Own Safety

Remember that Texas police officer who was caught on video spraying pepper spray into the road as motorcyclists passed by? He now admits he did it, but claims it was because he could not safely approach the truck he’d just pulled over.

Watch A Cop Allegedly Pepper Spray Passing Motorcyclists For No Apparent Reason  Watch A Cop Allegedly Pepper Spray Passing Motorcyclists For No Apparent Reason 

A helmet cam from a rider in Fort Worth, Texas shows what looks to be a police officer, who was parked on the side of the road after pulling a car over, attempting to spray pepper spray into a row of oncoming motorcyclists, for what appears to be no reason.

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