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President Trump Weighs in on Reality Winner Sentencing, Calls Her Leak 'Small Potatoes' President Trump Weighs in on Reality Winner Sentencing, Calls Her Leak 'Small Potatoes'

President Trump is awake, angry, and tweeting this morning, which wouldn’t normally be newsworthy. But Trump just weighed in on a case that strikes close to his legitimacy as president: The Reality Winner leak. And he seems to think that it wasn’t a big deal.

Twitter CEO Defends Giving Alex Jones a Platform to Spread Lies Twitter CEO Defends Giving Alex Jones a Platform to Spread Lies

Alex Jones and his conspiracy theory empire InfoWars have officially been booted from Apple, Facebook, and YouTube. But Twitter is one of the last big social media companies that has declined to ban Alex Jones. And Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey defended his decision to allow Jones on the platform in a series of tweets last…

Roseanne Blames Ambien for Her Racism, Then Deletes the Tweet [Updated] Roseanne Blames Ambien for Her Racism, Then Deletes the Tweet [Updated]

Roseanne Barr’s show was canceled yesterday after she tweeted a racist joke against a former advisor to President Obama. She even threatened to quit Twitter after the incident. But Barr is more active of the site than ever, retweeting supposed hypocrisy by Disney, and even partially blaming the sleep drug Ambien for…

Federal Judge Rules President Trump Can't Block Users From Seeing His Shitty, Shitty Tweets Federal Judge Rules President Trump Can't Block Users From Seeing His Shitty, Shitty Tweets

A federal judge in New York has ruled that President Trump cannot block users from seeing his tweets. His shitty, shitty tweets.

What's Going on With US Cyber Command's Twitter Account? [Updated] What's Going on With US Cyber Command's Twitter Account? [Updated]

NORAD, the agency that tracks missile threats to the US and Canada, just sent out a tweet welcoming the US Cyber Command to the big leagues. The US Cyber Command was elevated to a combatant command today, the country’s 10th, after previously working under the US Strategic Command since 2009.

Conservative Twitter Users Lose Thousands of Followers, Mass Purge of Bots Suspected [Updated] Conservative Twitter Users Lose Thousands of Followers, Mass Purge of Bots Suspected [Updated]

Twitter suspended thousands of accounts overnight and conservatives on the platform aren’t happy about it. Twitter has yet to make a public statement about the issue, but right-wing users believe that they’re being targeted in a mass purge of suspected Russian bot accounts.

Twitter Made a Profit for the First Time Ever Twitter Made a Profit for the First Time Ever

Twitter, the social media service that gave us a Trump presidency and a potent weapon of the New Cold War, has announced that it turned a net profit for the first time in the company’s history. Twitter’s stock rose in pre-market trading.

Does President Trump Tweet From the Bathroom? Does President Trump Tweet From the Bathroom?

President Trump is the most famous Twitter user in the world. But there remains some mystery about how he tweets. Does he dictate all his tweets to assistants? Is he tweeting himself? And when he’s tweeting for himself is he sitting on a big, golden toilet? The American public has a right to know.

Library of Congress Gives Up Collecting All Tweets Because Twitter Is Garbage Library of Congress Gives Up Collecting All Tweets Because Twitter Is Garbage

In 2010, the Library of Congress started archiving every single public tweet that was published on Twitter. It even retroactively acquired all tweets dating back to 2006. But the Library of Congress will stop archiving every tweet on December 31, 2017. Why is it stopping? Because tweets are trash now.

Twitter Halts All Verifications After Verifying Charlottesville Neo-Nazi Rally Organizer Twitter Halts All Verifications After Verifying Charlottesville Neo-Nazi Rally Organizer

Yesterday, Twitter decided to verify Jason Kessler, an organizer of the August neo-Nazi rally in Charlottesville that left one woman dead. Shortly after her death, Kessler even tweeted that the woman was a “fat disgusting Communist” and characterized her murder as “payback time.” But Twitter refuses to explain why it…

Twitter Suspends Rose McGowan's Account After She Speaks Out Against Sexual Abuse Twitter Suspends Rose McGowan's Account After She Speaks Out Against Sexual Abuse

Rose McGowan’s Twitter account was suspended overnight after she spent the past few days exposing the systematic sexual abuse of women in the entertainment industry. McGowan had most recently told Ben Affleck to “fuck off,” called Harvey Weinstein a “POS,” and called for the board of the Weinstein Company to be…

Congressional Shooting and London Fire Trend on Twitter, Twitter Promotes #HappyDeathDay Congressional Shooting and London Fire Trend on Twitter, Twitter Promotes #HappyDeathDay

The country woke up to scary news on Wednesday. A gunman had opened fire on a Congressional baseball practice, injuring House Majority Whip Steve Scalise and several others. A catastrophic fire in London had killed at least six people. And Twitter sponsored trending section had decided to promote a very unfortunate…

A Middle Eastern Airline Is Scorching Trump's Electronics Ban on Twitter A Middle Eastern Airline Is Scorching Trump's Electronics Ban on Twitter

Starting this week, anyone flying on Royal Jordanian’s routes to the United States from cities like Amman won’t be allowed to bring any electronic device bigger than a smartphone into the cabin. And Royal Jordanian is expressing its displeasure with some next-level subtweets.

A Senator Is Tweeting at Trump to Set Up National Security Meetings Because Everything Is Broken A Senator Is Tweeting at Trump to Set Up National Security Meetings Because Everything Is Broken

Remember last month when we told you about how Senator Chuck Grassley was tweeting randomly, hoping that someone at the White House would see it? Well, it’s happening again. Because everything is weird and this is just how our fucked up government works now.

James Woods Sued For Misidentifying Trump Supporter Giving Nazi Salute on Twitter James Woods Sued For Misidentifying Trump Supporter Giving Nazi Salute on Twitter

James Woods is still suing a dead man for defamation over a tweet that claimed Woods was a cocaine addict. Woods said that even though the man is now dead, he still wants the anonymous Twitter user doxxed. Ironically, Woods has now been slapped with a Twitter defamation suit of his own. What did Woods, a man who is…

Hundreds of Twitter Accounts Hacked with Swastikas Through Third Party App 'Twitter Counter' Hundreds of Twitter Accounts Hacked with Swastikas Through Third Party App 'Twitter Counter'

A number of Twitter accounts, including major brands and institutions are getting hijacked right now. Everyone from Duke University to major fast food outlets to Nike Spain are getting hacked with a swastika and a reference to April 16th, a date when a referendum will be held in Turkey to give President Erdogan more…

Christians Are Mad the Pope Is Still Subtweeting President Trump Christians Are Mad the Pope Is Still Subtweeting President Trump

Twitter is a great way to communicate directly with everyone from Kim Kardashian to President Trump. Even the Pope is on Twitter, providing a direct line to Catholicism’s top dog. But lately people have been taking the phrase “Is the Pope Catholic?” less as a rhetorical device and more as a literal question.

Christian Twitter Users Tell the Pope Why God Believes In Extreme Vetting Christian Twitter Users Tell the Pope Why God Believes In Extreme Vetting

The Pope has been critical of President Trump’s treatment of immigrants. But some American Catholics think the Pope needs to slow his roll. Yes, some Catholics are trying to explain to the Pope why God believes in the so-called “extreme vetting” of immigrants to the United States.

These Pathetic Tweets Are Just How Our Government Works Now These Pathetic Tweets Are Just How Our Government Works Now

Do you ever feel like President Trump isn’t listening to you? Well, even sitting Republican Senators now feel the same way. But they’ve found a solution. Senator Chuck Grassley from Iowa now just starts his tweets with “whoever monitors Twitter at the White House” in an effort to communicate with Trump.

Trump's Lawyer Says Untrue Tweets Were Hyperbolic, Gets Libel Suit Thrown Out Trump's Lawyer Says Untrue Tweets Were Hyperbolic, Gets Libel Suit Thrown Out

One of Donald Trump’s lawyers just successfully got a libel lawsuit against the president-elect thrown out of court. And you’re never going to believe how he did it. The lawyer successfully argued that Trump’s potentially libelous tweets were not only opinion, but that Twitter is merely “hyperbolic.”

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