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Jadeveon Clowney Tackled Chris Ivory By A Single Dreadlock Jadeveon Clowney Tackled Chris Ivory By A Single Dreadlock

This is a legal tackle, but good lord, it looked painful as hell. I’m just happy that Jadaveon Clowney didn’t yank Chris Ivory’s dreadlock all the way out.

Georgia State Coach Shawn Elliott Tore His Biceps Celebrating Touchdown In 41-7 Loss

Showing the unbridled enthusiasm of an assistant special teams coach, Georgia State head coach Shawn Elliott celebrated so hard after his team went up 7-0 on NC State last weekend that he tore his right biceps. He told reporters today that he will get surgery next week, which means Elliott will coach this Friday’s…

Tennis Player Accidentally Lights Up Ball Kid At French Open Tennis Player Accidentally Lights Up Ball Kid At French Open

During his third-round French Open match today against Alexander Zverev, Bosnian tennis player Damir Džumhur inadvertently wrecked a ball kid as he tried to catch an errant shot out of the air. The boy was shaken up, and Džumhur tried to comfort him with hugs, which was somehow even more awkward than when he just…

Thousands Of Gymnasts Are Sharing Videos Of Their Best/Worst Falls Thousands Of Gymnasts Are Sharing Videos Of Their Best/Worst Falls

Gymnasts fall a lot. Sometimes they fall in competition and we all get to watch but mostly they fall in practice, with only their teammates and coaches as witnesses. But everyone has a smart phone, which means that all the falls, whether they came in training or in competition, are invariably preserved for posterity.…

Yadier Molina's Day Gets Much Worse, Very Quickly

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Leonys Martín Hits Dong, Then Hits Dong Leonys Martín Hits Dong, Then Hits Dong

Leonys Martín led off today’s Tigers-Pirates game with a big home run, but it came at a price. On the fourth pitch of the game, Martín ricocheted a pitch off the plate into his dick and balls. He rolled around for two minutes afterward and had a hard time standing back up.

Stadium Steward Has Organ Removed After Wayward Free Kick Murders His Spleen Stadium Steward Has Organ Removed After Wayward Free Kick Murders His Spleen

In a Serie A match on Sunday, Inter winger Antonio Candreva tried to send the ball screaming into the upper corner of Torino’s goal. Instead, he sent a stadium steward screaming into the hospital when his errant shot flew over the crossbar, smashed into the unsuspecting steward’s back, and ruptured his spleen.

Tony Finau Fucked Up His Ankle While Celebrating A Hole-In-One At The Masters Par-3 Contest Tony Finau Fucked Up His Ankle While Celebrating A Hole-In-One At The Masters Par-3 Contest

Tony Finau, ranked No. 34 in the world, showed out at the Masters Par-3 contest with a very slick hole-in-one, which he immediately followed up by suffering some sort of gross-looking ankle injury while celebrating.

Have A Better Friday Than This Guy

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Russell Martin Makes A Cool Catch, Trips, Falls, Gets Hit In The Face

Spring training is for trying your absolute hardest—up to but not inclusive of any effort that might land you on the DL for Opening Day. Blue Jays catcher Russell Martin very nearly tried too hard today.

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France's Kevin Rolland Takes Brutal Fall During Men's Halfpipe Final France's Kevin Rolland Takes Brutal Fall During Men's Halfpipe Final

Kevin Rolland of France suffered an especially nasty fall during the freestyle skiing men’s halfpipe final, landing right on the lip of the pipe and crashing in hard before tumbling backwards.

Olympic Ski Racer Taken Away On Stretcher After Nasty Crash Olympic Ski Racer Taken Away On Stretcher After Nasty Crash

Canadian ski cross racer Chris Del Bosco fought gravity and lost during a qualifying heat, losing control at the worst moment and catapulting some 30 feet down the course and landing hard on his right side.

Lead Car's Dumbass Automatic Braking System Causes Painful Crash At Bike Race Lead Car's Dumbass Automatic Braking System Causes Painful Crash At Bike Race

Cars with automatic brake sensors built into them are wonderful when used in cities and other places where they can keep unaware drivers from killing cyclists. However, a bike race’s lead car is perhaps the worst possible vehicle for the technology, and five cyclists were the unfortunate victims of a lead car at the…

An Austrian Snowboard Racer Broke His Neck And Finished His Race Anyway An Austrian Snowboard Racer Broke His Neck And Finished His Race Anyway

Markus Schairer was in fourth position heading towards the penultimate jump of the first quarterfinal of men’s snowboard cross when something went wrong that caused his board to get out from under him. Schairer flailed in the air, then came down hard straight on his back, breaking his fifth cervical vertebrae. The …

UFC Vet Joe Lauzon Ruptured One Of His Teammate's Testicles In Training UFC Vet Joe Lauzon Ruptured One Of His Teammate's Testicles In Training

UFC newcomer Devin Powell had to undergo surgery yesterday after Joe Lauzon busted him in the dick and balls with the “sheer power” of an unintentional knee during training. Powell’s all good, ball-wise, though he’ll need to recover for a bit.

Curling Is A Contact Sport

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Have A Better Day Than This Guy

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MMA Fighter Knocks Himself Out Trying To Throw His Opponent Down MMA Fighter Knocks Himself Out Trying To Throw His Opponent Down

At last night’s CES 48, Timothy Woods secured a leg lock on Tim Caron and tried to toss him to the mat. He succeeded in doing so, only the thing is, he misjudged the landing and speared himself onto the mat, neck first.

Kangaroo Destroys Cyclist Kangaroo Destroys Cyclist

Today in news from Australia: A kangaroo leapt out of a bush and took out a cyclist, who was reportedly going about 18 mph. There’s video:

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