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Nebraska Found Rock Bottom Against Michigan, Then Kept Digging Nebraska Found Rock Bottom Against Michigan, Then Kept Digging

In Nebraska head coach Scott Frost’s third game leading his alma mater, the Huskers didn’t just get “whipped,” as Frost put it after the game. No, what happened to Nebraska was several levels of sadistic torture below that, and as of now, despite what Frost or the Huskers athletic director or Larry The Cable Guy would…

NCAA Lets University Of Akron Bully Former Softball Recruit Into Sitting This Year Out NCAA Lets University Of Akron Bully Former Softball Recruit Into Sitting This Year Out

The NCAA can’t be criticized enough. More proof comes with this week’s tale of an Ohio softball star who will have to sit out her freshman college season as punishment for changing her mind, while still in high school, about what university she wanted to attend.

New Mexico Coach Paul Weir Offered Some Refreshingly Honest Thoughts On Amateurism New Mexico Coach Paul Weir Offered Some Refreshingly Honest Thoughts On Amateurism

Over the last decade, athletes and reporters and professors and even shithead Kentucky governor Matt Bevin have come around to the idea of college athletes being compensated for their time and work. But one not-quite-disinterested group has been very noticeable and stubborn in its resistance to the idea. College…

Chip The Buffalo Destroyed His Dick And Balls With A T-Shirt Cannon Chip The Buffalo Destroyed His Dick And Balls With A T-Shirt Cannon

No point in keeping you waiting for this one—on Saturday, Chip the Buffalo, Colorado’s sideline mascot, blasted his dick and balls with damn t-shirt cannon and by the grace of God, someone had their phone out to film the vicious neutering of what was once a happy-go-lucky creature.

Washington State's Jason Gesser Resigns Amid Multiple Reports Of Sexual Misconduct Washington State's Jason Gesser Resigns Amid Multiple Reports Of Sexual Misconduct

Former Washington State quarterback Jason Gesser resigned from his position as assistant athletic director Tuesday night, less than a week after the school’s student paper first uncovered a pattern of sexual misconduct that opened the floodgates for additional reports.

Today In Dumb Shit College Sports Programs Spend Money On Instead Of Paying Players: Gargantuan TV Today In Dumb Shit College Sports Programs Spend Money On Instead Of Paying Players: Gargantuan TV

Big-time college sports programs are in a never-ending, Brewster’s Millions–style race to burn through as much money as possible in order to claim that they are not profitable and thus can’t pay players. State-of-the-art practice facilities and bloated administrator contracts used to be enough to hide all that dough,…

NCAA Weighing Ban On Keegan Brewer's Incredible Trick Punt Return

North Texas sophomore Keegan Brewer pulled one of the ballsiest stunts in all of college football on Saturday; naturally, it took about three days for the NCAA to try to outlaw it forever.

Champion College Golfer Found Murdered On Golf Course; Suspect Charged  Champion College Golfer Found Murdered On Golf Course; Suspect Charged 

Iowa State golfer Celia Barquin Arozamena, the 2018 Big 12 champion, was found dead on a golf course Monday morning in Ames, Iowa. On Monday evening, Ames police announced the arrest of Collin Daniel Richards, who has been charged with first-degree murder.

Willie Taggart Pleads For Patience After Florida State Gets Boatraced By Syracuse Willie Taggart Pleads For Patience After Florida State Gets Boatraced By Syracuse

The start of the Willie Taggart era in Tallahassee has been quite the shitshow. The Florida State Seminoles entered this season ranked 20th, yet three weeks into the season, they’re 1-2 and look like they’ll struggle to even make a bowl game. Jimbo Fisher’s final season with the Seminoles went poorly, and the start of…

Chip Kelly Is Only Three Games Into His College Return And It's Already Getting Sloppy Chip Kelly Is Only Three Games Into His College Return And It's Already Getting Sloppy

UCLA is in its first year under Chip Kelly and the once-unrivaled college coach already has quarterback family drama on his hands, not to mention three hideous losses.

Report: LSU Cuts Drake Davis After Second Battery Arrest In One Month Report: LSU Cuts Drake Davis After Second Battery Arrest In One Month

Suspended LSU receiver Drake Davis was arrested Sunday for allegedly beating his girlfriend, marking the second time Davis has been arrested for domestic violence in the past month. As a result, The Times-Picayune’s Brody Miller is reporting Davis has been dismissed from the program.

Urban Meyer Digs The Hole A Little Deeper Every Time He Talks Urban Meyer Digs The Hole A Little Deeper Every Time He Talks

Ohio State football coach Urban Meyer is back with the program after a three-game suspension from the team for mishandling domestic violence accusations against former assistant coach Zach Smith. To mark the occasion, he is once again trying to set the record straight about Smith’s domestic violence and why his,…

"Fuck Them Is Right!": Ed Orgeron Is Hollerin' And LSU Looks Good "Fuck Them Is Right!": Ed Orgeron Is Hollerin' And LSU Looks Good

On the leg of a former D-II kicker, LSU downed Auburn at Jordan-Hare Stadium on Saturday, cementing LSU’s best start to a season since 2015. Nobody was more pumped about the outcome than Tigers head coach Ed Orgeron, who celebrated by shoulder-checking a cop:

Wisconsin's Quintez Cephus Will Stand Trial For Sexual Assault While Teammate Returns To The Field Wisconsin's Quintez Cephus Will Stand Trial For Sexual Assault While Teammate Returns To The Field

Wisconsin wide receiver Quintez Cephus will stand trial for sexual assault while teammate and roommate Danny Davis will not face any charges. The charges stemmed from a criminal complaint filed in late August that stated Cephus sexually assaulted two women as Davis took photos.

Hugh Freeze Thinks The "Climate In America" Is Keeping Him Out Of College Football Hugh Freeze Thinks The "Climate In America" Is Keeping Him Out Of College Football

Hugh Freeze, a man whose horniness (or “moral turpitude,” if you’re a university official tasked with announcing his firing) got him shit-canned from Ole Miss a month out from the 2017 college football season, is now not so sure his dick is the only thing to blame for his unsuccessful job search.

Pitt Assistant Coach Says He Hasn't Left His Office Since Losing To Penn State, Prefers Flat Soda Pitt Assistant Coach Says He Hasn't Left His Office Since Losing To Penn State, Prefers Flat Soda

Penn State trounced Pitt 51-6 last weekend, and nobody is taking that loss harder than Panthers tight ends coach Tim Salem. Fueled by a steady diet of carbonation-free, ice-cold chartreuse soda, Salem has spent the last few days in his office grinding non-stop. He hasn’t really slept at all, presumably because REST is…

It Sure Looks Like A Colorado Player Twisted The Hell Out Of Adrian Martinez's Leg It Sure Looks Like A Colorado Player Twisted The Hell Out Of Adrian Martinez's Leg

With 3:29 remaining in the fourth quarter and Nebraska leading Colorado 28-27, the Huskers were at midfield and driving toward the end zone when freshman quarterback Adrian Martinez took the ball and sprinted on a designed run to the right. Martinez hadn’t been perfect in his first-ever start, but with one score…

Washington And ESPN Are Being Whiny Little Babies About An Announcer's Tweet  Washington And ESPN Are Being Whiny Little Babies About An Announcer's Tweet 

Following University of Washington’s 21-16 loss to Auburn two weeks ago, ESPN announcer Mark Jones accurately tweeted that the team “took one on the chin.” He also wrote, “Where’s Montana?” referencing an ESPN broadcast from last season when the Huskies were lightly ribbed for having a “cupcake” non-conference…

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