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Luc Robitaille's Wife, Stacia, Shares A Story Of Donald Trump Being An Aggressive Creep Luc Robitaille's Wife, Stacia, Shares A Story Of Donald Trump Being An Aggressive Creep

There’s no shortage of stories about President Donald Trump being a gross, aggressive perv, and Stacia Robitaille shared another on Twitter last night:

Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke Is Mad Because Outside Magazine Pointed Out He's A Fly Fishing Novice Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke Is Mad Because Outside Magazine Pointed Out He's A Fly Fishing Novice

One of the stupidest plans that the extremely stupid Trump administration is currently carrying out is a dramatic shrinking of Bears Ears National Monument in Utah. Trump recently announced that he would cut the size of Bears Ears by 85 percent and halved the size of the Grand Staircase-Escalante National Monument …

Lindsey Vonn: "I Hope To Represent The People Of The United States, Not The President" Lindsey Vonn: "I Hope To Represent The People Of The United States, Not The President"

American skier Lindsey Vonn, who’s returning to the Olympics next year for the first time since 2010, says that she wouldn’t accept an invitation to the White House after the 2018 Games in Pyeongchang if she were invited. In an interview with CNN, Vonn said that she wants to “represent the people of the United…

Donald Trump's Weird Teeth Create The Worst Possible Combination Of Images And Sounds Donald Trump's Weird Teeth Create The Worst Possible Combination Of Images And Sounds

It’s rude of me to do this, but I’m going to ask that you both watch and listen to this clip of Donald Trump giving a speech today, in which our wet, slurring load of a president seems to be struggling to keep his own teeth in his mouth:

A golf magazine edited Trump’s “first-rate pussy” remarks out of a 2003 interview A golf magazine edited Trump’s “first-rate pussy” remarks out of a 2003 interview

It’s time now for another installment of “Donald Trump disgraces the office of president of the United States.”

We regret to inform you the president of Twitter has logged on We regret to inform you the president of Twitter has logged on

Heralded by a million dead and ancient modems awakening to screech a hellish “Hail To The Chief,” the president of Twitter has logged on and, my fellow Americans, the president is once again mad on the internet. The commander of Tweets began his workday as he always does, hunched over his seven-foot gold toilet in the…

Tiger Woods's Trump National Tune Up Was Apparently A Smashing Success Tiger Woods's Trump National Tune Up Was Apparently A Smashing Success

Tiger Woods played in a foursome Saturday at Trump National Golf Club in Jupiter, Florida, with current world number one Dustin Johnson, idiot President Donald Trump, and Brad Faxon, a PGA Tour Champions player and Fox Sports golf analyst. These casual rounds have taken on real meaning as Tiger gears up for his first…

My Fellow Americans, I Regret To Inform You That Our Idiot President Is Being Owned Again My Fellow Americans, I Regret To Inform You That Our Idiot President Is Being Owned Again

Yes, our dingus mingus of a President said something dumb and wrong, and once again he is being owned online for it. This time, in an effort to protect his image from the indignity of, umm, not being on the cover of one specific issue of one specific magazine, he made some shit up about “actually, I dumped them”:

Report: NFL May Go Back To Keeping Players In Locker Room During Anthem Report: NFL May Go Back To Keeping Players In Locker Room During Anthem

NFL owners might have decided last month not to make any changes to the league’s national anthem policy, which meant there would be no punishments for players who are using the anthem as a platform to protest racial inequality. But that doesn’t mean things won’t be changing next year.

The American Experiment Has Failed The American Experiment Has Failed

CNN anchor Chris Cuomo lectured LaVar Ball about gratitude tonight, following President Donald Trump’s whiny rant this weekend about how he should have left Ball’s son LiAngelo in a Chinese jail with two other UCLA basketball players because he doesn’t feel that LaVar has been thankful enough.

Trump Tweets About Marshawn Lynch Sitting For The Anthem; I Can't Believe We're Still Doing This Trump Tweets About Marshawn Lynch Sitting For The Anthem; I Can't Believe We're Still Doing This

I’m so, so sick of this, but if I have to deal with it I’m gonna make you deal with it too:

Donald Trump Wishes He'd Left UCLA Teens In Chinese Prison Because His Feelings Are Hurt Donald Trump Wishes He'd Left UCLA Teens In Chinese Prison Because His Feelings Are Hurt

You knew this was coming. Just as sure as you were that President Trump would take credit for three shoplifting dipshits not being condemned to prison, you had to know he would express resentment over LaVar Ball downplaying the role Trump played in expediting the return of three UCLA freshman to freedom. Here we are!

LaVar Ball Burns President Trump For Supposed Intervention In China LaVar Ball Burns President Trump For Supposed Intervention In China

LiAngelo Ball and two other UCLA freshmen shoplifted some expensive sunglasses while in Hangzhou, and were arrested for it. From the looks of things, the Chinese government elected not to take the dipshit theft of a few dipshit college athletes very seriously, and so the young dipshit perpetrators were confined to a…

LiAngelo Ball And Fellow UCLA Shoplifters Are Coming Home LiAngelo Ball And Fellow UCLA Shoplifters Are Coming Home

After just under a week of speculation of how the legal process would play out for a trio of UCLA freshmen caught shoplifting in China, LiAngelo Ball, Cody Riley, and Jalen Hill are on their way back to America. The group was released by Chinese police following their detainment for nabbing Louis Vuitton sunglasses;…

Report: Trump Asked China To Cut LiAngelo Ball And The UCLA Shoplifters Some Slack Report: Trump Asked China To Cut LiAngelo Ball And The UCLA Shoplifters Some Slack

According to the Washington Post’s David Nakamura, Donald Trump asked Chinese president Xi Jinping to look into helping out UCLA freshmen LiAngelo Ball, Cody Riley, and Jalen Hill, who were arrested last week when they were caught shoplifting from high-end luxury stores.

The Politico Goes On A Cletus Safari, Finds Two Angry NFL Fans Willing To Say What They Mean The Politico Goes On A Cletus Safari, Finds Two Angry NFL Fans Willing To Say What They Mean

The world demonstrably does not need another Cletus safari into the heart of Trump’s America, but The Politico has one for you anyway. In this one, writer Michael Kruse checks in with Trump voters in and around the multiply depressed city of Johnstown, Pa., a year after the election to see how they feel about the job…

World Temporarily Deprived Of President's Death Penalty Takes For Eleven Minutes [Updated] World Temporarily Deprived Of President's Death Penalty Takes For Eleven Minutes [Updated]

For six or so glorious minutes this evening, the president’s personal Twitter account—@RealDonaldTrump—was gone. Whether he temporarily deleted it himself, intentionally or not, or was the subject of some weirdly brief disciplinary action from the platform (he did, after all, tweet about his wish for the New York City…

That Weird Analogy About Beer and Tax Cuts Was Dumb as Hell That Weird Analogy About Beer and Tax Cuts Was Dumb as Hell

Yesterday, Zoltar-esque Trump administration flack Sarah Huckabee Sanders opened the White House press briefing with a long, meandering story that purported to use an analogy about buying beer to explain the logic of the Republican tax cut plan. You may be flabbergasted to learn that this story, which was literally …

There Is No Way Trump Knows The Lyrics To The National
Anthem There Is No Way Trump Knows The Lyrics To The National Anthem

Time for your weekly edition of the Deadspin Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. Today, we’re talking TD celebrations, rice, bathroom windows, and more.

Jemele Hill: "I Deserved That Suspension" From ESPN Jemele Hill: "I Deserved That Suspension" From ESPN

In an impromptu airport interview with TMZ Sports, Jemele Hill said that she “deserved a suspension” after putting ESPN “in a bad spot” with her social media behavior, and respects ESPN’s prerogative to do “what they felt was right” in hitting her with a two-week suspension for a series of Donald Trump-related tweets:

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