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Report: Trump's Supreme Court Nominee Blames Massive Credit Card Debt On Nationals Season Tickets Report: Trump's Supreme Court Nominee Blames Massive Credit Card Debt On Nationals Season Tickets

In a truly troubling sign of poor judgment, Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh says he racked up huge sums of credit card debt purchasing season tickets to watch the chronically disappointing Washington Nationals play baseball in their charmless stadium year after year:

For The Last Time: NFL Ratings Are Not Down. They're Up, Compared To Everything Else For The Last Time: NFL Ratings Are Not Down. They're Up, Compared To Everything Else

I am once again forced to use this space to explain something that is evident to anyone who has been paying attention to the nature of the television industry over the past few years.

Mike Leach Is Extremely Normal Mike Leach Is Extremely Normal

Mike Leach is not mad, but mostly he is not crazy. He’s your average Fox News viewer, mostly, but also famous and rich and the best-paid public employee in the state of Washington.

Celtics Great Kevin McHale Enjoys Old Feeling Of Being In An Arena Full Of Screaming Bigots Celtics Great Kevin McHale Enjoys Old Feeling Of Being In An Arena Full Of Screaming Bigots

Donald Trump held one of his insane rallies in Duluth, Minn., on Wednesday night, and he was joined by thousands of angry ghouls who got to enjoy an evening getting intoxicated on white grievance. Among those in the crowd was ... Celtics legend Kevin McHale!

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Let’s Remember Some Guys: Pro Wrestling Edition

My uncle introduced me to pro wrestling. I think I was seven. He clued me in on the gag right away: Guys pretended to fight, and it was hilarious.

Diamondbacks pitcher Clay Buchholz, who says he “doesn’t get into politics,” owes his marriage and family to Donald Trump, and now pledges loyalty to the president. This calls for a tepid trend piece on baseball players bonding over their love of Trump. [USA Today]

Ho Hum, Dennis Rodman Weeping On CNN Over The Personal Sacrifices He's Made To Broker Peace With North Korea Ho Hum, Dennis Rodman Weeping On CNN Over The Personal Sacrifices He's Made To Broker Peace With North Korea

Monday night North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un joined a historic summit with Donald Trump, a sleazy failed businessman turned sleazy reality television star turned sleazy opportunistic Republican turned President of the United States, and I mean to tell you we haven’t even gotten to the truly psychedelic part of this…

They Already Said They Weren't Going To Go, Man They Already Said They Weren't Going To Go, Man

Even though LeBron James and Steph Curry had already said that neither of their teams would visit the White House if they won the NBA Finals, today Donald Trump tried to pretend like he wouldn’t have invited them anyway. Surely the basketball players will regret the opportunity to watch a septuagenarian trot his…

Trump Thinking "Very Seriously" About Pardoning Muhammad Ali, Who Has No Criminal Record Trump Thinking "Very Seriously" About Pardoning Muhammad Ali, Who Has No Criminal Record

Muhammad Ali’s career in the ring came to a standstill in 1967 upon the late boxer’s conviction for avoiding the Vietnam Draft by declaring himself a conscientious objector. Four years later, the U.S. Supreme Court reversed that conviction by a unanimous vote; 47 years later, Donald Trump is suggesting he will pardon…

The NFL Is Too Dumb To Realize That Donald Trump Is Never Going To Stop With This Shit The NFL Is Too Dumb To Realize That Donald Trump Is Never Going To Stop With This Shit

There is a story—which is usually described as a poem but is more precisely a muddled version of a song written by the jazz singer Oscar Brown Jr.—that Donald Trump delights in reading to crowds at his campaign rallies. Trump refers to it as “The Snake” and his fans know it by that name. “Who likes ‘The Snake’?” Trump…

Trump Unable To Remember Words To "God Bless America" At Performance Commissioned To Prove His Patriotism

Donald Trump’s hastily arranged replacement for the Super Bowl champion Eagles’ White House visit featured the president making a very brief appearance to talk about how great the economy is and, then, stand awkwardly while mouthing maybe half the words to “God Bless America” like a Yankees fan in right field who…

LeBron James And Steph Curry Say Neither NBA Finals Team Will Visit The White House LeBron James And Steph Curry Say Neither NBA Finals Team Will Visit The White House

An impossibly stupid saga is raging in the NFL, and the NBA has already offered a response via its two biggest stars: Neither Finals team will visit the White House. LeBron James made that clear today in a press conference:

White House: Philadelphia Eagles "Decided To Abandon Their Fans" White House: Philadelphia Eagles "Decided To Abandon Their Fans"

Donald Trump won’t leave this alone, because he can’t leave this alone, because this isn’t about patriotism or respecting the flag or honoring the troops or anything other than his own desire to stoke outrage and division in the name of political expediency. Via the White House press office:

Fox News Shows Eagles Players Praying, Falsely Implies They Were Protesting During Anthem Fox News Shows Eagles Players Praying, Falsely Implies They Were Protesting During Anthem

Picking on Fox News is the easiest thing in the universe. So let’s do it, shall we?

Flag-Humping President Disinvites Eagles From White House Visit [Update] Flag-Humping President Disinvites Eagles From White House Visit [Update]

The Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles aren’t going to be at the White House for the presidential visit that was pretty much traditional until the Golden State Warriors blew off Donald Trump. According to a statement from the President, the Eagles “wanted to send a smaller delegation,” implying that outspoken…

Report: NFL Owners Admit Donald Trump Squeezed Them On Anthem Protests Report: NFL Owners Admit Donald Trump Squeezed Them On Anthem Protests

In the wake of the NFL owners’ decision to cook up a national anthem policy even as the issue appeared to be dying down, it was easy to see how much the fear of Donald Trump had influenced their thinking. Several owners and executives even alluded to this after the policy was approved. But now there’s sworn testimony…

Report: Trump-Signed Alabama Football Caused White House Drama, And Now Nobody Knows Where It Is Report: Trump-Signed Alabama Football Caused White House Drama, And Now Nobody Knows Where It Is

In a performance that had many praising its avant-garde catchphrase stylings, President Trump welcomed the national champion Alabama Crimson Tide football team to the White House last month and proceeded to speak for approximately three hours about, I assume, how he’s actually glad he didn’t win the popular vote in…

The Israeli Soccer Team Renamed After Donald Trump Has A History Of Open Racism Against Arabs The Israeli Soccer Team Renamed After Donald Trump Has A History Of Open Racism Against Arabs

Beitar Jerusalem received some press Sunday when the Israeli soccer club announced that it would change its name to “Beitar Trump Jerusalem” as a gesture of appreciation for President Donald Trump for moving the U.S. Embassy to Jerusalem. (Today, Trump’s daughter Ivanka and son-in-law Jared Kushner celebrated the…

Israeli Professional Soccer Team Renamed After Greasy Huckster Israeli Professional Soccer Team Renamed After Greasy Huckster

The new U.S. Embassy in Jerusalem will be opened with a big ceremony on Monday. Ivanka and Jared will be there! I am not here to offer commentary on this development—it is deeply unpopular with basically the entire rest of the world, much like just about everything else the Trump administration has done—but to point…

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