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Colorado Sports Fan's Plan To Rob Vape Store Falls Apart After He Drops Gun And Pants Colorado Sports Fan's Plan To Rob Vape Store Falls Apart After He Drops Gun And Pants

This guy here, by appearances an avid Broncos and Rockies fan, spectacularly failed to rob an E-Cig of Denver store in Colorado on Sept. 2. Fumbling his gun over the counter was a bad start, and failing to secure his pants was a bad follow-up, although he did redeem himself somewhat with a super cool karate kick to…

Lawsuit Claims Larry Nassar Raped And Impregnated Field Hockey Player In 1992 Lawsuit Claims Larry Nassar Raped And Impregnated Field Hockey Player In 1992

A lawsuit against Michigan State University filed by former Michigan State field hockey player Erika Davis alleges that disgraced former university doctor Larry Nassar sedated, raped, and impregnated her. The suit also claims that former athletic director George Perles, who is now a university trustee, intervened on…

Nicklas Bendtner Decked A Cabbie And Broke His Jaw Nicklas Bendtner Decked A Cabbie And Broke His Jaw

Former Arsenal player and cult-favorite shithead Nicklas Bendtner famously once unbuckled his pants, rubbed his junk up against a taxi, and then spanked the presumably titillated but bewildered vehicle with his just-removed belt in a fit of anger aimed at the cab’s driver. On Sunday, Bendtner was once again made angry…

Former Browns linebacker Mychal Kendricks pleaded guilty today on federal charges of insider trading. “I know that I made the decision to accept information, secret information, and it wasn’t the right thing to do,” he reportedly said in court. [Philly.com]

Feds Investigating Former Kings Exec For Reportedly Stealing $13.4 Million To Buy Beach Houses Feds Investigating Former Kings Exec For Reportedly Stealing $13.4 Million To Buy Beach Houses

According to a report from the Sacramento Bee, former Kings exec Jeffrey David embezzled $13.4 million from two Kings sponsors and used the money to buy beach houses in Southern California. David allegedly took $9 million from Golden 1 Credit Union, title sponsor for the Kings arena, and another $4.3 million from…

Browns Cut Mychal Kendricks Following Federal Insider Trading Charges Browns Cut Mychal Kendricks Following Federal Insider Trading Charges

That was quick. The Cleveland Browns officially released linebacker Mychal Kendricks tonight after he was indicted on federal insider trading charges earlier in the day. GM John Dorsey said in a statement that the team knew Kendricks was part of an investigation before he was signed, but only as a victim:

Browns Linebacker Mychal Kendricks Charged With Insider Trading Browns Linebacker Mychal Kendricks Charged With Insider Trading

Federal authorities have charged former Eagles and current Browns linebacker Mychal Kendricks with insider trading. According to charging documents released by the government today, Kendricks made $1.2 million from illegal trades that were based on tips given to him by former investment banker Damilare Sonoiki, who is…

Alleged Thief Crashes Stolen Truck Full Of Paint, Ends Up Covered In Paint

Workers closed a lane on the 100 block of South Queen Street in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, yesterday morning. They could not have possibly predicted what would end up happening as a result.

Report: Hackers Attack PGA, Demand Bitcoin Ransom Report: Hackers Attack PGA, Demand Bitcoin Ransom

The PGA of America has been locked out of important computer files this week after an attack by unidentified hackers, according to a report from Golfweek. The golf organization was taken down on Tuesday morning, when an attempt to open certain files led to a message saying, “Your network has been penetrated. All files…

Report: Former All-Star Pitcher Esteban Loaiza Expected To Plead Guilty In Felony Drug Case Report: Former All-Star Pitcher Esteban Loaiza Expected To Plead Guilty In Felony Drug Case

Former MLB All-Star pitcher Esteban Loaiza is expected to change his plea from not guilty to guilty in a felony cocaine distribution case, per a report from ABC7 Chicago:

NASCAR CEO Arrested For DUI, Possession Of Oxycodone NASCAR CEO Arrested For DUI, Possession Of Oxycodone

According to a news release from the Sag Harbor Village police department in New York, NASCAR chairman and CEO Brian France was arrested for driving while intoxicated and for being in criminal possession of a controlled substance.

Kidnapped Shark Found Safe; Thief Confesses To Stealing Her To Replace His Old Shark Kidnapped Shark Found Safe; Thief Confesses To Stealing Her To Replace His Old Shark

We have a very happy update for you in the case of Helen, the horn shark who was the subject of a daring stroller heist this weekend at the San Antonio Aquarium. Not only has Helen been found, but she appears to have been lovingly cared for by her captor, who stole her in the first place because he used to have a horn…

Cops: Trio Stole Shark By Swaddling It Like A Baby, Pushing It Out In A Stroller Cops: Trio Stole Shark By Swaddling It Like A Baby, Pushing It Out In A Stroller

If you saw a baby being pushed in a stroller near the San Antonio aquarium on Saturday afternoon, guess what, it might have been a shark. According to Leon Valley police chief Joseph Salvaggio, three enterprising shark thieves made off with a three-foot long horn shark around 2:15 p.m. on Saturday after grabbing it…

Attorney: Man Who Attacked Delicia Cordon Demanded Jewelry Given To Her By LeSean McCoy Attorney: Man Who Attacked Delicia Cordon Demanded Jewelry Given To Her By LeSean McCoy

An attorney representing LeSean McCoy’s ex-girlfriend, Delicia Cordon, says the man who broke into her house and beat her early Tuesday morning specifically demanded that she give him pieces of jewelry that had been gifted to her by McCoy, who had previously demanded that she return those items. Cordon’s attorney also…

Police: LeSean McCoy's Ex-Girlfriend Was The Victim Of A Targeted Home Invasion [Updates] Police: LeSean McCoy's Ex-Girlfriend Was The Victim Of A Targeted Home Invasion [Updates]

Earlier today Bills running back LeSean McCoy was accused of beating his ex-girlfriend, Delicia Cordon. The accusation was made by a friend of Cordon’s in a since-deleted Instagram post that included a picture of Cordon’s battered face. Now, police in Georgia are saying Cordon was the victim of a targeted home…

Former NBA Star Kermit Washington Sentenced To Six Years Over Charity Fraud Scheme Former NBA Star Kermit Washington Sentenced To Six Years Over Charity Fraud Scheme

Former NBA player Kermit Washington—who played for 10 seasons but is chiefly famous for punching Rudy Tomjanovich so hard he nearly killed him—was sentenced to six years in federal prison and fined $967,158 yesterday for his role in an “extensive charity fraud scheme,” per a release from the Justice Department.…

Report: Escalating Beef Leads To Former NFL Wideout Jabar Gaffney Being Charged With Vandalizing Former Teammate Lito Sheppard's BMW Report: Escalating Beef Leads To Former NFL Wideout Jabar Gaffney Being Charged With Vandalizing Former Teammate Lito Sheppard's BMW

In what appears to be an appalling case of Gator-on-Gator crime, a warrant has reportedly been issued in Jacksonville, Florida, for the arrest of Jabar Gaffney on felony criminal mischief charges after he allegedly vandalized the BMW of former teammate Lito Sheppard last month. Per the News 4 JAX I-Team:

Criminal Couple's Harrowing Attempt To Escape Convenience Store Features Unbelievable Number Of Plot Twists Criminal Couple's Harrowing Attempt To Escape Convenience Store Features Unbelievable Number Of Plot Twists

A man and a woman visited the King Street Reddi Mart in Spruce Grove, Alberta, Canada on Monday afternoon, and the convenience store owner eventually called the police on suspicion that the man had been using a stolen credit card. By the time the couple left the store, they had lost a shirt and a shoe, gained a deep…

Report: Hanley Ramirez Is Not Connected To Fentanyl Trafficking Ring; Some Asshole Just Tried To Name-Drop Him Report: Hanley Ramirez Is Not Connected To Fentanyl Trafficking Ring; Some Asshole Just Tried To Name-Drop Him

After reports on Friday stated that former Red Sox infielder and current free agent Hanley Ramirez was “being eyed in connection with an ongoing federal and state investigation” that involved distribution of the opioid fentanyl, a new report from the Boston Globe says that Ramirez is not being linked to any drug ring.…

Report: Cops Looking Into Hanley Ramirez's Possible Connection To Fentanyl Trafficking Ring Report: Cops Looking Into Hanley Ramirez's Possible Connection To Fentanyl Trafficking Ring

ABC investigative journalist Michele McPhee says authorities are looking into Hanley Ramirez’s possible relationship to a large fentanyl distribution case in Massachusetts.

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