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The Report On Jordan McNair's Death Confirms It Was Entirely Preventable The Report On Jordan McNair's Death Confirms It Was Entirely Preventable

In a Friday night news dump, the University of Maryland released the findings of an independent investigation into the death of Jordan McNair, a 19-year-old offensive lineman who suffered heatstroke during team workouts. The report reaffirms that trainers contributed to McNair’s death, shedding light on how poorly…

Today In Dumb Shit College Sports Programs Spend Money On Instead Of Paying Players: Gargantuan TV Today In Dumb Shit College Sports Programs Spend Money On Instead Of Paying Players: Gargantuan TV

Big-time college sports programs are in a never-ending, Brewster’s Millions–style race to burn through as much money as possible in order to claim that they are not profitable and thus can’t pay players. State-of-the-art practice facilities and bloated administrator contracts used to be enough to hide all that dough,…

NCAA Weighing Ban On Keegan Brewer's Incredible Trick Punt Return

North Texas sophomore Keegan Brewer pulled one of the ballsiest stunts in all of college football on Saturday; naturally, it took about three days for the NCAA to try to outlaw it forever.

Willie Taggart Pleads For Patience After Florida State Gets Boatraced By Syracuse Willie Taggart Pleads For Patience After Florida State Gets Boatraced By Syracuse

The start of the Willie Taggart era in Tallahassee has been quite the shitshow. The Florida State Seminoles entered this season ranked 20th, yet three weeks into the season, they’re 1-2 and look like they’ll struggle to even make a bowl game. Jimbo Fisher’s final season with the Seminoles went poorly, and the start of…

Chip Kelly Is Only Three Games Into His College Return And It's Already Getting Sloppy Chip Kelly Is Only Three Games Into His College Return And It's Already Getting Sloppy

UCLA is in its first year under Chip Kelly and the once-unrivaled college coach already has quarterback family drama on his hands, not to mention three hideous losses.

Report: LSU Cuts Drake Davis After Second Battery Arrest In One Month Report: LSU Cuts Drake Davis After Second Battery Arrest In One Month

Suspended LSU receiver Drake Davis was arrested Sunday for allegedly beating his girlfriend, marking the second time Davis has been arrested for domestic violence in the past month. As a result, The Times-Picayune’s Brody Miller is reporting Davis has been dismissed from the program.

Urban Meyer Digs The Hole A Little Deeper Every Time He Talks Urban Meyer Digs The Hole A Little Deeper Every Time He Talks

Ohio State football coach Urban Meyer is back with the program after a three-game suspension from the team for mishandling domestic violence accusations against former assistant coach Zach Smith. To mark the occasion, he is once again trying to set the record straight about Smith’s domestic violence and why his,…

"Fuck Them Is Right!": Ed Orgeron Is Hollerin' And LSU Looks Good "Fuck Them Is Right!": Ed Orgeron Is Hollerin' And LSU Looks Good

On the leg of a former D-II kicker, LSU downed Auburn at Jordan-Hare Stadium on Saturday, cementing LSU’s best start to a season since 2015. Nobody was more pumped about the outcome than Tigers head coach Ed Orgeron, who celebrated by shoulder-checking a cop:

North Texas Genius Dupes Arkansas With Perfect Fake-Fair-Catch Punt Return North Texas Genius Dupes Arkansas With Perfect Fake-Fair-Catch Punt Return

This happened in the first quarter in today’s North Texas-Arkansas game. Arkansas punter Blake Johnson launched a low and knuckling punt to the North Texas 10 yard line, where it was fielded cleanly by Keegan Brewer, whose body language following the catch was that of a man who had no intention of attempting a return.…

Wisconsin's Quintez Cephus Will Stand Trial For Sexual Assault While Teammate Returns To The Field Wisconsin's Quintez Cephus Will Stand Trial For Sexual Assault While Teammate Returns To The Field

Wisconsin wide receiver Quintez Cephus will stand trial for sexual assault while teammate and roommate Danny Davis will not face any charges. The charges stemmed from a criminal complaint filed in late August that stated Cephus sexually assaulted two women as Davis took photos.

Hugh Freeze Thinks The "Climate In America" Is Keeping Him Out Of College Football Hugh Freeze Thinks The "Climate In America" Is Keeping Him Out Of College Football

Hugh Freeze, a man whose horniness (or “moral turpitude,” if you’re a university official tasked with announcing his firing) got him shit-canned from Ole Miss a month out from the 2017 college football season, is now not so sure his dick is the only thing to blame for his unsuccessful job search.

Pitt Assistant Coach Says He Hasn't Left His Office Since Losing To Penn State, Prefers Flat Soda Pitt Assistant Coach Says He Hasn't Left His Office Since Losing To Penn State, Prefers Flat Soda

Penn State trounced Pitt 51-6 last weekend, and nobody is taking that loss harder than Panthers tight ends coach Tim Salem. Fueled by a steady diet of carbonation-free, ice-cold chartreuse soda, Salem has spent the last few days in his office grinding non-stop. He hasn’t really slept at all, presumably because REST is…

It Sure Looks Like A Colorado Player Twisted The Hell Out Of Adrian Martinez's Leg It Sure Looks Like A Colorado Player Twisted The Hell Out Of Adrian Martinez's Leg

With 3:29 remaining in the fourth quarter and Nebraska leading Colorado 28-27, the Huskers were at midfield and driving toward the end zone when freshman quarterback Adrian Martinez took the ball and sprinted on a designed run to the right. Martinez hadn’t been perfect in his first-ever start, but with one score…

Washington And ESPN Are Being Whiny Little Babies About An Announcer's Tweet  Washington And ESPN Are Being Whiny Little Babies About An Announcer's Tweet 

Following University of Washington’s 21-16 loss to Auburn two weeks ago, ESPN announcer Mark Jones accurately tweeted that the team “took one on the chin.” He also wrote, “Where’s Montana?” referencing an ESPN broadcast from last season when the Huskies were lightly ribbed for having a “cupcake” non-conference…

Central Oklahoma Football Player Loses Foot After Getting Run Over By A Train Central Oklahoma Football Player Loses Foot After Getting Run Over By A Train

Central Oklahoma defensive back Derek Loccident lost his left foot in a freak accident early Sunday morning in downtown Oklahoma City. According to police, Loccident was on the train tracks near Fourth Street and E.K Gaylord Boulevard around 2:30 a.m. when an oncoming train ran his foot over, severing it. Initial…

Appalachian State Fans Boo Referee After He Pronounces It “Appa-Lay-Shun”

There’s one way to identify yourself as an outsider to residents of Appalachia: Pronounce it “Appa-lay-shun.” That got one college football referee in trouble on Saturday.

Stop Dropping The Fucking Ball Before The Goal Line, You Idiots Stop Dropping The Fucking Ball Before The Goal Line, You Idiots

One would think that the habit of dropping the football before crossing the goal line in a real-life game would be easy enough to not develop. Yet, since DeSean Jackson’s infamous early celebration against the Cowboys in 2009—just two weeks into his NFL career—it’s been a terrible tradition that has persisted in all…

Liberty Punter Ejected For Spearing Army Player Head-First Like A Human Bullet Bill Liberty Punter Ejected For Spearing Army Player Head-First Like A Human Bullet Bill

It’s never good when you’re asked to perform a task beyond the scope of your job’s main responsibilities. It’s exactly what happens when a punting team fails to cover a returner before the punter is forced to get involved and attempt a tackle. Liberty punter Aidan Alves was in a position to stop Army returner Mike…

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