Stella Artois wants to turn your robot vacuum into a cocktail waiter

Allison Shoemaker yesterday at 21:13. 0 comments
Beer Robots Appliances

I have spent a lot of time thinking about ways to improve on DJ Roomba. There are the obvious options: put a box on it and put the cat in said box, for giggles; put one of those spinning party light balls on it, also for giggles; strap a mop to the back; get two and tie them together so it looks like they’re ice-dancing. You get the idea. But one idea has never been remotely plausible, for spillage reasons. It has never been reasonable to imagine putting open bottles or glasses on alcohol on a robot vacuum... until now.

Stella Artois has released BART, or Bartending Automated Robotic Tech. In short, it’s a gizmo that turns one’s robot vacuum into a drink-and-snack conveyance system. You can purchase it for— whoops, already sold out.

But the good news for those who want a robot to bring them beer and nuts (and who doesn’t?) is that you can also hit up that one friend who impulse-bought a 3D printer and have them make one for you.

What makes this work (i.e., the element you should steal if you want to try to make one out of plywood, koozies, duct tape, and gumption) is that the tray which rests atop the stand has cup- and glass-holders, which should prevent drinks from spilling should someone knock into your new robot friend. That said, it will probably do little to keep your drinks from spilling should your new robot friend join the robot uprising, but by that point we’ll all be doomed anyway, so no point in crying over spilled Stella.

It will also still vacuum.

HighResolutionMusic.com - Download Hi-Res Songs

1 AJR

Birthday Party flac

AJR. 2019. Writer: Adam Met;Jack Met;Ryan Met;Peter Ivers;David Lynch.
2 Loote

Your Side Of The Bed flac

Loote. 2018. Writer: ​Jesse Saint John;Jackson Foote;Emma Lov Block.
3 AJR

100 Bad Days flac

AJR. 2019. Writer: Jack Met;Adam Met;Ryan Met.
4 Joe Jonas

Longer Than I Thought flac

Joe Jonas. 2018. Writer: Patrick Nissley;Jackson Foote;Dave Katz.
5 Loote

Out Of My Head flac

Loote. 2018. Writer: Emma Lov Block;Michael Pollack;Jeremy Dussolliet;Jackson Foote.
6 Iselin Solheim

Anyone Out There flac

Iselin Solheim. 2019. Writer: Iselin Solheim;Max Grahn.
7 Loote

Wish I Never Met You flac

Loote. 2018. Writer: Jackson Foote;Alex Peter Koste;Jeremy Dussolliet;Emma Lov Block.
8 Kim Petras

Heart To Break flac

Kim Petras. 2018. Writer: Cirkut;Aaron Joseph;Dr. Luke;Jacob Kasher;Kim Petras.
9 A L E X

Out On The Trampoline At Night flac

A L E X. 2018. Writer: A L E X.
10 A L E X

I Want To Hold Your Hand flac

A L E X. 2018. Writer: A L E X.
11 A L E X

Field flac

A L E X. 2018. Writer: A L E X.
12 A L E X

Save Me flac

A L E X. 2018. Writer: A L E X.
13 Devin

Summer Lover flac

Devin. 2019. Writer: Tommy Lee James;Stuart Crichton;Oliver Heldens;Nile Rodgers;Devin Guisande.
14 A L E X

9 To 5 flac

A L E X. 2018. Writer: A L E X.
15 A L E X

Skirt flac

A L E X. 2018. Writer: A L E X.
16 Florian Picasso

Midnight Sun (Extended Version) flac

Florian Picasso. 2019.
17 Florian Picasso

Midnight Sun flac

Florian Picasso. 2019.
18 21 Savage

Enzo flac

21 Savage. 2019. Writer: YungLunchBox;Sheck Wes;Offset;Gucci Mane;21 Savage;DJ Snake.
19 Tales Of Ratatösk

Battle Of The Doomed Gods 320kbps

Tales Of Ratatösk. 2019.
20 Tales Of Ratatösk

Andro 320kbps

Tales Of Ratatösk. 2019.

Suggested posts

Other Allison Shoemaker's posts

Language