Man, Jared Goff Loves Brands

Patrick Redford 08/21/2017. 10 comments
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Jared Goff got picked first overall by the Los Angeles Rams, where he’ll have the exalted privilege of going 8-8 and handing it off to Todd Gurley a bunch. And he’ll be compensated handsomely for his services, now that he’s not a “student athlete” playing for the diarrheal California Golden Bears. Another way he can make money is shilling for brands, and oh boy, he seems to be a natural. Look at these five tweets about five different brands, that my man tweeted today:

Please do not buy any of these products.

h/t Michael

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